  
Long Arm of the Flaw
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Long Arm of the Flaw is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Into the Simpsonsverse content update. It requires Noir Homer to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Noir Homer's exclamation mark
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Chief Wiggum? Heard you were looking for this one.
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What happened to like, reading me my rights, man?
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We both know that'd be a waste of time with a slimeball like you.
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You didn't read him his rights? Sorry, Detective, but we're gonna have to let him go.
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I won't tell if you won't. *winks*
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Looks like you got something in your eye there.
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If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Be Slow on the Uptake". The job takes place at Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Noir Homer Explain Winking". The job takes place at Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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What?! You're letting him go?
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Sorry, but rules are rules.
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I can't believe that worked! So long, suckers!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Noir Homer's exclamation mark
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Wow, so you're from the 1930s? And back then you didn't have to worry about people's rights or anything?
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Darn straight.
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Well, there's been a lot of changes since then.
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Man, it sure would be nice to not have to deal with these whining perps and their "rights", though.
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Darn right. In my day, the only law was that your suit had to match your fedora.
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And that you had your name painted on the glass part of the door to your office.
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And you had a wise-cracking secretary who carried a torch for you but you treated like a kid sister.
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I think there may have been something about desk lamps, too. When I think about it, there were a lot of laws.
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Ya know, I've got another case I'm working, if you want to tag along. Happy to show you how we did things back in my day.
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Really? You don't think anyone would mind if I leave my post in the middle of the day to follow around a private eye?
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I won't tell if you won't. *winks*
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You really need to get your eye checked out. Tell you what, I'll bring one of our med kits for the road.
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Task: "Make Noir Homer Take Wiggum on a Case". The job takes place at Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Grab a Med Kit". The job takes place at Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Noir Homer's exclamation mark
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Okay, we're here. You watch my back. I'm gonna kick down the door on three. Ready?
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Woah, woah. You need a warrant for that.
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A warrant? Pfft. I'm pretty sure I hear screams from inside.
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You do? I don't hear anything.
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Ohh...OHH. Gee, mister, that's pretty clever, but like I said, we can't do that kind of stuff around here.
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Then how are we supposed to get anything done?
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By going through the red tape! Lemme just call this in...
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*sigh* Fine. But I'm gonna listen to my favorite show while you do all that.
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What station carries the Bromo-Seltzer Murder Hour?
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We don't have that. When we're bored, we text on our phones.
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Hmm. That detective emoji reminds me of someone.
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Task: "Make Noir Homer Listen to the Radio". The job takes 4 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Ask for a Warrant". The job takes place at Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Great news. The hearings been arranged with the judge tomorrow morning for the warrant!
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Great. I love sitting idly by while the criminals get a 24-hour head start on me.
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Really? I love sitting idly by too! Here, let me show you a few games we learned on the force that you can play sitting down.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Noir Homer's exclamation mark
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Well, that's every game I know. So, what's our next move while we wait for the warrant?
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I think it's time to go undercover.
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Ohh. Can I be a cowboy? I've always wanted to go undercover as a cowboy.
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Uhh, I don't think that's gonna work. Here, let me show you how it's done.
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Task: "Make Noir Homer Go Undercover". The job takes 8 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Go Undercover in a Big Can". The job takes place at Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or a Visitable Home and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Noir Homer's exclamation mark
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Uh, yeah. If you could just roll me that way. It's kinda hard to move inside this big can.
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Why are you in a big can?
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It's my undercover costume. You didn't give me any time to prepare. I had to improvise.
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Get out of the can! *gasp* Look, there's our perp. Stop right there! You're under arrest!
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Yeah, stop right there! Police! I'm — I'm stuck. Can you help me out?
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Hands up!
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I surrender!
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If Hans Moleman is owned: Task: "Make Hans Moleman Surrender". The job takes place at Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Noir Homer Arrest Hans Moleman". The job takes place at Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Looks like we've finally caught the Break-Neck Break-In Bandana Bandit.
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The who?
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Don't you read your own police reports?
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Those are confidential.
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Probably shouldn't have mentioned that. But look at him. He fits the profile.
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Should he be wearing a bandana?
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He obviously took it off to try to confuse us.
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And he's supposed to be a mastermind at super-fast break-ins? With a cane?
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Pfft. It's obviously a ruse. *kicks Hans Moleman's cane*
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*falls to the ground* Gah!
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Uh-huh. Quite a performance.
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Ugh, this is gonna be so much paperwork.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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