  
Beauty and the Bedwetter
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| Beauty and the Bedwetter
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Beauty and the Bedwetter is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Into the Simpsonsverse content update. It requires Noir Lisa to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Noir Lisa's exclamation mark
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I swear! I do have a girlfriend!
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Right. Lemme guess...she goes to another school.
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No, she goes to our school!
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Whoa! I didn't think you had it in you!
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In another reality.
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There's the Milhouse we know.
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Milhouse, darling, we're still on for our date tonight, yes?
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Woah...
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Uh, yeah, definitely!
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Wonderful. It's some place fancy, right? Befitting a classy dame like me?
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Uh...
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And definitely the most expensive place, right Milhouse?
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Oh good. Then I'm off to buy a new dress. Ciao.
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Task: "Make Noir Lisa Shop for a New Dress". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
If Milhouse is owned: Task: "Make Milhouse Panic". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
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Bart, you gotta help me. I don't know where to take my date!
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Well, what kinda things is she into?
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I don't really know. She likes walking slowly through dimly lit alleys with lots of steam...
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And she likes standing in dark rooms behind the shadows of the window blinds while slow saxophone music plays.
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*thinking to himself* Hmm, I could offer good advice to help my friend, OR I could offer terrible advice because the result would be hilarious to watch.
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I opt for hilarity!
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Huh?
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*thinking to himself* Oh, sorry. I meant to just think that. Wait, now I'm thinking this line. Dangit, this is hard to keep straight.
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So where should I take her?
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I think it's obvious, Milhouse. For an elegant girl like her, you gotta take her to an escape room.
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Hmm, that doesn't seem like something she'd like, but you've never steered me wrong before!
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You have a very short memory.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Noir Lisa's exclamation mark
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Dad, please! I just need an advance on six months of my allowance.
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Ah, fine. But only because it's for a girl and I can see you're quite the ladies' man, just like your old man. We gotta keep that Van Houten charm going.
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I'm ready to go, Milhouse. Where are you taking me?
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We're gonna go to an escape room.
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I don't think I've ever heard of that before.
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Oh, I have it on good authority that it's super classy, and SUPER romantic.
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If Milhouse is owned: Task: "Make Milhouse Take Noir Lisa to an Escape Room". The job takes place at Jazzy Goodtime's, Itchy's 70's Disco, Snub Club, Open Air Stage, Springfield Clamphitheater, Concert Hall, Springfield Opera House, Rock Stage, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Noir Lisa Go to an Escape Room". The job takes place at Jazzy Goodtime's, Itchy's 70's Disco, Snub Club, Open Air Stage, Springfield Clamphitheater, Concert Hall, Springfield Opera House, Rock Stage, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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You sit there looking beautiful and leave the escaping to me. If I can get out of gym three years in a row, I can get us out of here.
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*narrating* She sighed, bored.
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I'm so bored, I've started narrating!
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Well, knock it off! This story already has a narrator, and it's me.
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*narrating* He said, peevishly.
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She narrated, amateurishly.
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Alright, I'll stop.
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Okay, so let's document everything in the room...
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We've got a journal here with some encoded messages in it. A treasure chest in the corner there. An apothecary's desk full of potions...
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Four hours later...
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Help!!!! Help, we're trapped in here! Somebody!!!!
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Super romantic, huh?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Noir Lisa's exclamation mark
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*hyperventilates into a paper bag*
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Okay, now just breathe, Milhouse.
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*breathing heavily* It's sudden onset claustrophobia, I promise.
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Sure. You just stay there, kid, and let me take the lead on getting us out of here...
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I've dated enough hard-boiled detectives in my time to have picked up a few things.
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Seven minutes later...
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And then we just need to insert the silver key upside-down into this lock, and we should be done.
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Task: "Make Noir Lisa Solve the Escape Room". The job takes place at Jazzy Goodtime's, Itchy's 70's Disco, Snub Club, Open Air Stage, Springfield Clamphitheater, Concert Hall, Springfield Opera House, Rock Stage, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Milhouse is owned: Task: "Make Milhouse Hyperventilate". The job takes place at Jazzy Goodtime's, Itchy's 70's Disco, Snub Club, Open Air Stage, Springfield Clamphitheater, Concert Hall, Springfield Opera House, Rock Stage, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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*runs out of escape room* Oh, my goodness. We're finally out.
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*pointing at Milhouse* Haw haw!
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Hey, you gotta pay royalties for that! *punches Bart in the arm*
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Ow...worth it, though.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Noir Lisa's exclamation mark
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I'm sorry, kid, but I just don't think it's gonna work out between you and me.
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Was it the panic-induced oversharing about my bedwetting?
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Let's just say that was one of many nails in the coffin.
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I'm off now. See you around, kid. *walks away*
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Wow...
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What a classy dame...
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| Task: "Make Noir Lisa Be a Classy Dame". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to Beauty and the Beast.
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