| Careers in Villainy
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Careers in Villainy is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Into the Simpsonsverse content update. It requires Evil Godmother Burns to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Evil Godmother Burns' exclamation mark
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And so kids, that's why I keep my gun in my belt at all times, instead of my holster. Way faster to pull it out, see. And way, way cooler looking.
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Oh, well that's wonderful. Thank you, Chief Wiggum, for coming to speak to the kids.
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My name is Wiggum too!
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Now kids, please welcome our next speaker for career day: Evil Godmother Burns.
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Yes, thank you, thank you. Now where should I begin?
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Oh yes. The merits of villainy as a career choice.
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| Task: "Make Evil Godmother Burns Speak to the Kids on Careers in Villainy". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Evil Godmother Burns' exclamation mark
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...and thus you want to be sure to line your volcano lair with a tungsten alloy for the most heat-resistance.
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Any questions?
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It appears today's schoolchildren are powerfully attracted to evil.
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It makes you feel good about the younger generation.
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Task: "Make Kids Ask Questions About Careers in Villainy" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Evil Godmother Burns Deflect Annoying Questions With Magic". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Skinner is owned: Task: "Make Skinner Assign Detention". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Uh, yeah. I've got a question, Mrs. Evil Godmother...
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It's just Miss. But fingers crossed.
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What classification of villain pays the best? Would you recommend a mastermind or perhaps a supreme evil being?
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Excellent question. It really depends. Masterminds are near the top of the pay scale, but being an employer can be stressful...
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Henchmen on the other hand have a very strong union.
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Whatever you do, avoid the anti-villain league. Nobody needs a sympathetic backstory, thank you very much.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Evil Godmother Burns' exclamation mark
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We'd like to give a big thanks to all our guest speakers for coming today. Let's show them our appreciation, kids.
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I said clap!
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Lou, I got a funny feeling about this Evil Godmother Burns character. Like I'm thinking she might be...
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Evil?
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Not sure if that's the word, but yeah, something like that.
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I think maybe we should take her in for questioning.
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*approaches her* Excuse me, Evil Godmother Burns? We'd like to have a word with—
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You'll never catch me. To my castle! *runs away*
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These villains really gotta stop screaming where they're runnin' off to. Kinda gives away the chase.
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Task: "Make Evil Godmother Burns Cast Protection Hexes". The job takes place at the Fantasy Mountain Castle and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Cops Storm the Castle" (x3). The jobs take place at the Fantasy Mountain Castle or a Visitable Home and take 4 hours.
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Chief, she's putting up magical protection hexes all over the castle. There's no way for us to break through!
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Mwaaahahaha! My magic is too strong for your puny guns!
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Sounds like we'll have to go with the surface-to-air missiles.
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Chief, I don't think we've got the budget for that.
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Do we not? What about the subterranean man-operated drills? We surprise her from below.
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Don't think so.
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Gah, well you win this time, Evil Godmother Burns. But we'll be back! With surface-to-air missiles!
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Probably not with those.
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Probably not with those, but with something!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Characters that can do the "Storm the Castle" job include:
