Kurt Hardwick

Kurt Hardwick

Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Alive Hair: Brown Occupation: Counselor Sandwich shop worker First appearance: "Elementary School Musical" Voiced by: Bret McKenzie

Kurt Hardwick is an artsy counselor who works at a camp in Sprooklyn as well as the sandwich shop Sprubway.

History

When Lisa went to the arts camp Expressions, she met Kurt and Ethan Ballantyne, the two counselors of the camp. Lisa fell in love with the camp and, after going home, went to Sprooklyn to find Kurt and Ethan. She found out that they had lied about how great Sprooklyn was and wanted to go home. Kurt and Ethan painted a mural of Lisa before she left. He and Ethan were last seen on top of the building with the mural after, a minute earlier, they were seen outside their apartments, 652 8th Avenue. They said that they had magical arty powers and could fly too.

Appearances

• Episode – "Elementary School Musical"
• Episode – "Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass" (opening sequence)

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