The Ziff Who Came to Dinner/Quotes

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[Lenny] tells about being in The Re-Deadening ...]
Lenny: I had a small speaking role.
Carl: Yeah, I went to visit him and was banned from the set.
Lisa: Mr. Leonard, how did you get in a movie?
Lenny: Classic Hollywood story. The director saw my photo in a medical book.

[At the movie ...]
Todd Flanders: Mr. Simpson, I'm scared!
Homer: Relax, stupid. Everything you see is make-believe. Although it is based on a true story. [ominously] Some of which happened in this very theater.
[Homer happily looks up and continues watching the movie, smiling as the kids look on in fear.]

[The movie scares the kids so badly that they hide under their seats. Lisa comes out to talk to Homer.]
Lisa: Dad, I don't like this movie. Can we go home?
Homer: Oh, honey, don't be scared. Look, they killed the evil doll!
[A bloodcurdling scream comes from the screen. Lisa groans, shudders and returns to hiding under her seat.]
Homer: [nonchalantly] Well, what do you know? It's unkillable!

Artie: Doesn't your father ever read to you?
Lisa: [light-heartedly] He tried once, but he got confused and thought the book was real. [suddenly serious] He's still searching for that chocolate factory. It consumes him.
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