| Peace Was Never an Option
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Peace Was Never an Option is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Heaven Won't Wait content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After starting the update
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I, Joe Quimby, am once again running for mayor of Springfield, to save you all from the America-hating traitors in our midst — by which I mean anyone who disagrees with me or criticizes me.
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Mayor Quimby, you're running unopposed! Why are you embracing such negative, divisive rhetoric?
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What can I say? My Q-Rating is down, and anger sells!
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Besides, no one running against me just proves the other side hates democracy!
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There's a caravan heading our way from North Haverbook! Why do you think they call them Ogden-villains! Shelbyville will pay for the moat!
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Oh, brother.
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If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Give an Angry Stump Speech". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Quimby Compound, or a Visitable Home and takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Make Lisa Appeal to Human Decency". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Quimby Compound, or a Visitable Home and takes 6 seconds.
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Are we really saying that in the "home of the brave" people would rather just be scared and angry than embrace hope and peace?
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It's cute that you think that has ever not been true.
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Yeah! No one has ever really wanted peace and love, silly hippie girl!
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The only reason we sing about the "home of the brave" is we're afraid people will see us if we don't sing.
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If I was really brave, I'd sit down and eat my hot dog during the anthem, like I want to.
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RUUUUUUUMBLE...
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Wow, that supernaturally big and dark thundercloud really came out of nowhere fast. Maybe we should think about giving peace and love a chance?
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Nah! That's just manmade climate change in action — which is also something Americans don't believe in.
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Oh, you're going to wish you could not-believe your way out of this!
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*gasp* It's God!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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