Armpit of the Universe

Armpit of the Universe

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 11 Update: Into the Simpsonsverse Required characters: Homer Optional characters: Noir Homer, Princess Homer, Anime Homer, Evil Godmother Burns, See Currency-earning jobs Internal name(s): ArmpitOfTheUniverse ID(s): 247016 - 247020 Previous quest(s): Reading the Room Next quest(s): Not Half Bad

Armpit of the Universe is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Into the Simpsonsverse content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

Between August 31, 2021 and September 8, 2021 Hmm, it appears you've finally found yourselves a formidable warrior, heroes. Get out of my way. You have won the battle, Homers, but I promise you will lose the war! *disappears* Looks like this dame joined us in the nick of time. Call me dame again. I dare you... Never mind him. But we do need your help to stop the godmother. So, will you join us? I have no time for such idle matters... I have my own quest to fulfill. I bid you all good fortune on your journeys. *disappears* Wow, she kicks butt and plays hard to get. So hot. Dangit. The godmother got away again. We have to track her down. Um, I think we have bigger problems right now. It looks like the portal has become unstable. Gee, I wonder why. No need to point fingers. I'm only pointing at your fingers because they were the ones on the axe. Something come through portal! Task: "Collect Gravitons" (x115). Task: "Make Homer Cower Behind Princess Homer". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Noir Homer is owned: Task: "Make Noir Homer Draw His Gun". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Princess Homer is owned: Task: "Make Princess Homer Draw Her Wand". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Anime Homer is owned: Task: "Make Anime Homer Draw Calligraphy". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Is that some type of carriage? No, it's even better. It's a battle van! This must be from the apocalypse universe! This portal is the best! You mean the portal that's trapped everyone here against their free will? The very same. Right. Well, in any case, these wheels oughta come in handy. C'mon let's go chase down the godmother. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Battle Van

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 Hmm, this battle van handles much better than my pumpkin carriage. Probably because it doesn't have shocks made of celery. At least I don't think it does. Watch it, toots! There's some goofballs copping a squat in the street! Gracious me! They're as pale as leprechuans after Saint Patrick's Day! Oh, pardon us, earthlings. We were simply having lunch. Your lunch is an old banana peel in the middle of the road? Mmm...the heat of the asphalt gives them the perfect texture. Ooookay. So these guys eat garbage? This multi-verse is getting crazier by the second. I agree. You really gots ta deep fry nanner peels 'fore eatin' 'em. Task: "Collect Gravitons" (x155). If Ethereal Beings is owned: Task: "Make Ethereal Beings Eat Garbage". The job takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Ask if They're Blarg Aliens". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Noir Homer is owned: Task: "Make Noir Homer Be Grossed Out". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Princess Homer is owned: Task: "Make Princess Homer Look Away". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Anime Homer is owned: Task: "Make Anime Homer Say They Bring Shame to Forefathers". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. So the dimensional portal has become unstable, you say? It seems so. It's spitting out the craziest stuff. No offense. None taken. You know, a dimensional portal can be re-stabilized with a space-time continuum. You mean...THE space-time continuum, don't you? Because there's only one, right? About yea big by yea wide, extending in all directions, wanted for questioning in connection with the Big Bang? Oh, no. There are many space-time continuums. At least one in every dimension. But one thing is consistent...they always reside at the nexus of the universe. The nexus of the universe? Where's that? Always in the same place in every dimension. The NewTube Headquarters. Best place for watch anime! What's NewTube? It's a...streaming video web platform. Oh, okay. And what's streaming? And video? And web platform? Eh, who cares. Gimme a whisky. Quest reward: 100 and 10 1

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 But what about the evil godmother? If we waste time stabilizing the portal then we won't have time to stop her from taking over Springfield! If we don't stabilize the portal, there may not be a Springfield left to take over. Guys, I have an idea. We hit two birds with one stone. I like the sound of that. What did you have in mind? We throw the stone just right so it ricochets off one bird and hits another one. Evil birds! Good plan. Your plan is to kill two actual birds? That's how people always get out of this sort of mess. Task: "Collect Gravitons" (x155). Task: "Make Homer Throw Stones". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Princess Homer is owned: Task: "Make Princess Homer Try to Save the Birds". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Anime Homer is owned: Task: "Make Anime Homer Search for Evil Birds". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Noir Homer is owned: Task: "Make Noir Homer Sigh". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Alright, here's the actual plan... We use the battle van to mow our way through the city, ignoring all traffic lights and stop signs, to make it to the NewTube building in record time. Kill so many evil bird! We steal the space-time continuum, stabilize the portal, and then— Then we sing a beautiful song about friendship and victory! Uh, no. We still have to take care of the evil godmother. Is she a bird? That's not gonna work again. Actually, it didn't work the first time either. Agree to disagree. Everybody just get in the van! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Uter's Candy Paradise

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 Alright, we're here. Everybody ready? Ready! Ready! Ready! Homer, where did you get a motorcycle helmet? Nabbed it off one of the guys we ran over on the way here. Fair enough. *kicks in door* *gasp* *gasp* Second bird! Blast it all. How did you know I'd be here? We didn't. But we should have suspected. Of course you'd want the space-time continuum for yourself so you could stabilize the portal and bring your army through. What are you talking about? I'm here sending videos to NewTube headquarters in other dimensions to recruit my evil doppelgangers from the multi-verse. Oh... OH... *whispers* Phew, that was a close one, guys. I totally thought she'd figured out our plan to stabilize the portal with the space-time continuum. ... ... Quick! Get the space-time continuum before she does! Task: "Collect Gravitons" (x115). Task: "Make Homer Trip Over Noir Homer". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Noir Homer is owned: Task: "Make Noir Homer Trip Over Princess Homer". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Princess Homer is owned: Task: "Make Princess Homer Trip Over Anime Homer". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Anime Homer is owned: Task: "Make Anime Homer Stop and Eat a Sandwich". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Evil Godmother Burns is owned: Task: "Make Evil Godmother Burns Acquire the Continuum". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Space-time Continuum

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 3 Haha! You oafs are no match for me. Any last words before I stabilize the portal and bring my army through? I do wish you'd reconsider, Evil Godmother! Destroying the multi-verse is very not nice! Kinda lame last words. Guys, this is our final chance. Anyone have any last-minute ideas? Well, I was thinking— Ideas that don't involve birds. No. We are to do what being born was for to us! Come again? I think he means "we have to do what we were born to do". Oh... Like each one of us do the thing that we've been building up to the entire event so we can complete our character arcs and have a satisfying culmination? Task: "Collect Gravitons" (x200). If Princess Homer is owned: Task: "Make Princess Homer Sing a Song". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Anime Homer is owned: Task: "Make Anime Homer Confuse Everyone With Poor Translations". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Noir Homer is owned: Task: "Make Noir Homer Shoot the Continuum". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Look for Something to Competitively Eat". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Wow, all that struggle and no one actually tried to stop me. You all really do make awful heroes. Ah hah, and here's the power button! Now, time to transfer the continuum's power to the portal and keep this turned on forever! *presses button* What the? Why is the portal powering down? Hah! Wouldja look at that?! The one time you actually try to give this thing more juice and it up and breaks down. That's American craftsmanship for ya. Wait, you mean we're all stuck here now? What about townhome? What about Lard Lad Donuts?! Homer, we're still in your universe. Oh, thank goodness. I'm afraid it looks like your version of Springfield is now our home, and it's the worst Springfield in all of the multi-verses! But at least we stopped anyone else from getting sucked into this travesty of a town. Do any of me care that the evil godmother is getting away? Eh, the portal is finally out of commission, she can't do much harm now. Save it for the sequel. Quest reward: 100 and 10 NewTube

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Push Random Buttons at the Power Plant Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Mr. Burns, Smithers, Lenny, Carl 4h Cooling Towers, Control Building, Brown House 5, 45 Harvest Gravitons From Alien Plants Ethereal Beings, Anime Homer, Evil Godmother Burns, Noir Lisa Alien Utopia, Anime District, Fantasy Mountain Castle, Gimbel's Department Store, Brown House 8, 70

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Into the Simpsonsverse quests
Reading the Room • From the Red to the Black (and White) • The Royal Maltreatment • A Four-Course of Action • Armpit of the Universe • Not Half Bad
Noir Homer	Long Arm of the Flaw
Noir Lisa	Beauty and the Bedwetter
Princess Homer	My Kingdom for a Daughter
Evil Godmother Burns	Careers in Villainy
Anime Homer	My Eating to Conquest
Anime Marge	A Dish Best Served Cold
Ethereal Beings	A Meal in a Peel
Pixel Homer	Man of Few Words
Princess Jules	The Way the Cookie Crumbles