A Heavenly Chorus Line

A Heavenly Chorus Line

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 15 Update: Heaven Won't Wait Internal name(s): AHeavenlyChorusLine ID(s): 267016 - 267020 Previous quest(s): Peace Was Never an Option Next quest(s): The Gates of Wrath

A Heavenly Chorus Line is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Heaven Won't Wait content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

Between May 9, 2023 and May 17, 2023 So this time God has actually forsaken us! What do we do now? Do we freak out again? Let's not. I'm honestly still kinda tired from the last time we freaked out. Listen, it's not too late for us to pull together and rally around love and compassion! Oh, sure, let's listen to the little atheist girl! You're probably happy God has abandoned us. I'm not— Yes, it's all her fault — and definitely not ours! Task: "Collect Heavenly Clouds" (x155). Task: "Make Good People Blame Everyone But Themselves" (x3). The jobs take place at Regular Heaven, the Heavenly Playscape, Candy Heaven, Heaven, Heavenly Swing Set, or a Brown House and take 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Run and Hide". The job takes place at Regular Heaven, the Heavenly Playscape, Candy Heaven, Heaven, Heavenly Swing Set, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Hey there, Lisa! Come join us on this vacant cloud we found. Yeah, freethinkers are always welcome in our drum circle. Thanks! Things are getting a little weird around here. Getting? Fair point. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Vacant Cloud

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 You don't need to hide, Lisa. I'll make sure you're okay. Thanks, Mr. Flanders. There's the heretic girl! Homer! Sorry. I thought we were still doing that. We need to stop blaming each other and turn to Jesus for guidance. Who, me? What should we do, Lord? Uh, verily I sayeth unto you… Yes? …that when your parents are out of town the only thing to do is PARTY! I'm gonna throw a wicked rager with my buddies Buddha and Krishna! That was less helpful than I had hoped. Task: "Collect Heavenly Clouds" (x155). If Jesus Christ is owned: Task: "Make Jesus Party Like It's 19 AD". The job takes place at Regular Heaven, the Heavenly Playscape, Candy Heaven, Heaven, Heavenly Swing Set, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Gautama Buddha is owned: Task: "Make Buddha Celebrate His New Fifth Noble Truth". The job takes place at Regular Heaven, the Heavenly Playscape, Candy Heaven, Heaven, Heavenly Swing Set, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Ned Start to Lose Faith in Faith". The job takes place at Regular Heaven, the Heavenly Playscape, Candy Heaven, Heaven, Heavenly Swing Set, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Buddha, you've created a Fifth Noble Truth? That's right, Lisa! I know I'm going to regret asking this, but what is it? That in this world of illusion… You gotta fight for your right to PARTY! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Heavenly Showroom

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 You know what, I think Jesus is right! I am? No one's ever said that before. *ahem* No one who actually knows me, I mean. Instead of focusing on what's bad about humanity, we should celebrate everything that's good about us! Task: "Collect Heavenly Clouds" (x155). Task: "Make Lisa Appeal to Goodness One Last Time". The job takes place at Regular Heaven, the Heavenly Playscape, Candy Heaven, Heaven, Heavenly Swing Set, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Get the Wrong Idea" (x5). The jobs take place at Regular Heaven, the Heavenly Playscape, Candy Heaven, Heaven, Heavenly Swing Set, or a Brown House and take 4 hours. If Jesus Christ is owned: Task: "Make Jesus Take Credit for Lisa's Idea". The job takes place at Regular Heaven, the Heavenly Playscape, Candy Heaven, Heaven, Heavenly Swing Set, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Maybe I watched too much TV when I was a kid, but what I'm hearing is…it's time to put on a show! That's not really what I— That's exactly what we should do — and I'm totally taking credit for this idea! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Gates of Heaven Bundle

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 Mr. Busby, can you help us put on a show? I could play my saxophone— Hate the sax. You're out! A show? Is there a script, a score, a budget, a schedule? We don't have any of those things. Love it! More room for my genius to shine! Kid, go to the Kwik-E-Mart and get me some energy drinks! Do you want the one that makes people jittery, the one that makes them want to run a marathon, or the one that makes them want to start tech companies? All that jazz! Now, what have we got for talent? There's Lenny, Carl, Moe, Comic Book Guy… Cut! Next! You're cheatin'— Next! *tappa-tappa* Next! Open casting starts now! People! People! Now is not the time to divide, but to unite! Oh, here we go again… Task: "Collect Heavenly Clouds" (x115). If Abraham Lincoln is owned: Task: "Make Abraham Lincoln Give a Stirring Speech". The job takes place at Regular Heaven, the Heavenly Playscape, Candy Heaven, Heaven, Heavenly Swing Set, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Be Moved by Lincoln's Speech" (x5). The jobs take place at Regular Heaven, the Heavenly Playscape, Candy Heaven, Heaven, Heavenly Swing Set, or a Brown House and take 4 hours. If George Washington is owned: Task: "Make George Washington Resent that Showoff Lincoln". The job takes place at Regular Heaven, the Heavenly Playscape, Candy Heaven, Heaven, Heavenly Swing Set, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. …and that is how we shall come together as a people and win back the favor of providence once more. Hear! Hear! So wonderful! Yeah, yeah. "Lincoln gave a speech, and it was good! Oh, I'm soooo surprised!" Well I think it was terrible and stupid! Robert E. Lee?! What are you doing here? Need I remind you that Hell has already been in Springfield for a few years now? And again, from the top! But we've done it four score and seven times! You're playing for the biggest macher of them all — God. This isn't some Gettysburg Address rehearsal! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Celebrity Heaven

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 Dear God, we humbly beseech you to return to us and accept our offering of variety show entertainment! *sigh* This sounds boring, but fine, let's see how you people screw this up. By the way, was this Jesus' idea? Totally! Well, at least I know to be disappointed in advance then. "Humbly beseech?" What kind of wet-noodle intro is that! You said you were an experienced Master of Ceremonies. I am! My specialties are baptisms, communions, and funerals! You can start saying one for this show. Because we're dying out there! Task: "Collect Heavenly Clouds" (x195). If Beethoven is owned: Task: "Make Beethoven Jam Divinely". The job takes place at Heavenly Deaf Jam and takes 4 hours. If Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Krusty Make Jokes at Jesus' Expense". The job takes place at Heavenly Deaf Jam, Regular Heaven, the Heavenly Playscape, Candy Heaven, Heaven, Heavenly Swing Set, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Ned Pray that God Likes Their Show". The job takes place at Heavenly Deaf Jam, Regular Heaven, the Heavenly Playscape, Candy Heaven, Heaven, Heavenly Swing Set, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Barge Onto the Stage". The job takes place at Heavenly Deaf Jam, Regular Heaven, the Heavenly Playscape, Candy Heaven, Heaven, Heavenly Swing Set, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. …Jesus gets to be the "Lord and Savior", but he never even won a celebrity dance contest! Talk about nepotism! Hahaha! That's so true! What's the difference between a Roman centurion and Jesus? A Roman centurion gives you a pain in your side, while Jesus gives you a pain in the neck! It's true! These Christians are always asking, "What would Jesus do?" Well, I'll tell you what he wouldn't do — get a haircut! I know, right? Why did Jesus give Saint Peter the keys to heaven? Because he drank so much at the Last Supper he was in no position to judge anyone. Did he really turn his blood into wine — or was that just what the breathalyzer said? Inquiring minds want to know! I can't believe this is actually going to work. Hang on, it can't be a show without me! *barges his way onto the stage* Homer, don't! There it is. God, I want to show you — WHOA! *trips and gets head stuck in a tuba* HAHAHA! Fat guys getting their heads stuck in things is comedy gold! *TOOT* Okay, okay, maybe I was being too harsh. I'll put everything back to normal now. You can all relax. *ahem* Now there's just the small matter of the fourteen billion dollars you owe me. What?! While you were gone I bought the trademark to "Heaven" from the Church. They had gone broke contributing dark money to political campaigns. Oh no you didn't. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Hindu Heaven

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to the musical A Chorus Line by Michael Bennett.

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Heaven Won't Wait quests
Peace Was Never an Option • Children of an Angry God • The Rapture-tastic Express • "Heaven" on Earth • A Heavenly Chorus Line • The Gates of Wrath
Adam	The Chosen One's Burden
Eve	Peace, Love, D'oh!
Angela	His Girl Angel
Shakespeare	To Be, or, Like, Maybe Not
St. Peter	Heaven Can Gate
Beethoven	Bitter Beat Symphony
Angel Flanders	Angel in the Crime Field
Temptation Serpent	A New Temptation