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This is a list of vulgar words in The Simpsons.

Words

Word	Number of times heard/seen	First heard
Bastard	31	"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
Bitch	11	"Bart's Dog Gets an "F""
Bitches	2	"The Fool Monty"
Bitchin'	7	"Treehouse of Horror"
Bloody	3	"Bart's Dog Gets an "F""
Frickin'	2	"Homer and Apu"
Piss	2	"Homer the Vigilante"
Pissed	1	"Special Edna"
Shite	1	"Fraudcast News"
Skank	3	"Take My Wife, Sleaze"
Wank	3	"I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can"
Wanker	3	"Trash of the Titans"
Wanking	1	"I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can"

Speech

Season 2

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Treehouse of Horror"	Bart Simpson	Bitchin'	"Bitchin'!" [as the Evil House implodes]
"Bart vs. Thanksgiving"	"Bitchin'!" [as Lisa's model burns]
"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"	Bastard	"So, any idea where this bastard lives?"
"Bastard bastard, bastard bastard, bastard bastard, bastard bastard bastard!"
Homer Simpson	"Holy moly, the bastard's rich!"
"Bart's Dog Gets an "F""	Emily Winthrop	Bloody	"Stuff and nonsense taught by charlatans and learned by bloody twits!"
"PULL THE BLOODY CHAIN, BOY!"
Bitch	"You son of a bitch!"

Season 3

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Bart the Lover"	Homer Simpson	Various	None heard fully, though there were four instances when Homer had to use the Swear Jar

Season 4

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"A Streetcar Named Marge"	Bart Simpson	Bitch	"He's such a bitch!"

Season 5

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Rosebud"	C. J. Ramone	Bastard	"Go to hell, you old bastard!"
"Homer Goes to College"	Homer Simpson	"Those bastards."
"Treehouse of Horror IV"	"Bastard! He's always one step ahead!
"The Last Temptation of Homer"	Man	"Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastard!"
"Homer and Apu"	James Woods	Frickin'	"Why you frickin', no good, mother [bleep] [bleep] cheese!"
"Homer the Vigilante"	Grandpa Simpson	Piss	"We're full of piss and vinegar'!"

Season 6

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Sideshow Bob Roberts"	"Sideshow Bob	"Bastard"	"There! Is that what you want, you smarmy little bastards?"
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)"	Homer Simpson	Not fully heard	"F-", with the remainder of Homer's sentence cut off by a loud burst of organ music. The word is implied to have been a doozy, as frightened birds flew out of trees, passersby stared in shock at the Simpson home, and Ned Flanders exclaimed, "Dear Lord! That's the loudest profanity I've ever heard!"

Season 7

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily"	Abraham Simpson	Bitch	"Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch!
"Bart the Fink"	Krusty the Clown	Bastard	"Tell me where I am now, you bastard!"

Season 9

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Trash of the Titans"	Adam Clayton	Wanker	"Wankers."
Mr. Burns

Season 11

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Take My Wife, Sleaze"	Marge Simpson	Skank	"And when you get a job interview, try not to call your employer a punk or a skank."
Ramrod	Skank	"Ohh, don't call him skank."
"Missionary: Impossible"	Homer Simpson	Wanker	"If they're not having a go at a bird, they're having a row with a wanker!"
"The Mansion Family"	Bastard	"Don't shush me, you rich bastard!"

Season 13

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"I Am Furious (Yellow)"	Seamus	Bastard	"Oh, ow, ya bastard!"
"The Sweetest Apu"	Moe Szyslak	"Die, ya bastard."

Season 14

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can"	Bart Simpson	Wank	"Oh, come on, everyone knows the first day of school's a total wank."
Principal Skinner	Wank	"If by wank you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's wanking time."
Wanking

Season 15

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Treehouse of Horror XIV"	Pizza boy	Bastard	Aw, you miserable bastard.
"Today I Am a Clown"	Groundskeeper Willie	Bastard	He's a wall-eyed, misfit bastard...just like Willie.
"I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot"	Ned Flanders	Bitchin'	"That is one bitchin' bike!"
"Fraudcast News"	Groundskeeper Willie	Shite	"Check out the Willie world news. I review the new tractors. They're all shite."
"Bart-Mangled Banner"	Marge Simpson	Bitch	"I won't have to hear 'suck my such and such' or 'hell this' and 'bitch' that!"

Season 16

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"There's Something About Marrying"	FOX woman	Skank	"If you are pitching a show where gold-digging skanks get what's coming to them, press 1."
"The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star"	"St. Peter (in Father Sean's story)"	Wanker	"Sean, you wanker, repent of your wicked ways or sod off."

Season 17

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"The Girl Who Slept Too Little"	Alexander Graham Bell	Bitch	"Read the patent number, bitch!"
Groundskeeper Willie	Bastard	"Why don't you do it yourself, you lazy bastard!"
"The Seemingly Never-Ending Story"	Mr. Burns	Bitch	"Dream on, bitch."
"Regarding Margie"	Marge Simpson	Bitch	"I don't want that judgmental bitch in my house!"

Season 18

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Kill Gil, Volumes I & II"	Homer Simpson	Bastard	"Give back that holiday cheer, you bastard!"

Season 19

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Husbands and Knives"	Alan Moore	Bloody	"Have you seen what those bloody corporations do?"

Season 20

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"Wedding for Disaster"	Homer Simpson	Bastard	Why you little bastard!

Season 21

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"American History X-cellent"	Mr. Burns	Bastard	"I had a little left between my toes. It quickly multiplied, and now I'm a bigger bastard than ever."
"To Surveil with Love"	Megan	Bitchin'	"Let's get a bitchin' new perm on Daddy's credit card!"
"Judge Me Tender"	Ralph Wiggum	Unknown	Ralph lets off a stream of supposed swear words which are edited out with bleeps.

Season 22

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"The Fool Monty"	Chazz Busby	Bitches	"Dance, you sons of bitches!"

Season 23

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
"The Falcon and the D'ohman"	Wayne Slater	Bastard	"Die, you fascist bastard!"
"Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts"	Jimbo Jones	Bitches	"You're in my coalmine now, bitches."
"Treehouse of Horror XXII"	Bart Simpson (as a Rigellian)	Bitchin'	"Woah-ho-ho-ho! Check out this bitchin' bod'!"
Rigellian taxi driver	Bastard	"Suit yourself, you one-eyed bastard."
"Replaceable You"	Howard, Jr.	Frickin'	"If we don't have a frickin' funeral soon, people, you can say goodbye to Howard's Flowers!"
"The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"	Krusty the Clown	Bitch	"If a woman does it, she's a bitch."
"The Daughter Also Rises"	Man driving car	Bastard	"Lucky bastard!"
"How I Wet Your Mother"	Homer Simpson	Bitch	"Karma's a bitch, karma!"
"Beware My Cheating Bart"	Lenny	Wank	"So you don't know that season 5 was a complete wank?"
"Lisa Goes Gaga"	Lady Gaga	Bitchin'	[singing] "Monsters don't need implants or a bitchin' monster car!"
Bastard	"Little bastards!"

Season 24

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
Dark Knight Court	Bart Simpson	Frickin'	"It's so frickin' boring."

Season 27

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
Puffless	Homer Simpson	Bitchin'	"Because, face it, Marge, your family doesn't like me. Never did, not even when I had hair and a future and a bitchin' Pontiac GTO. "

Season 28

Episode name	Character	Word	Sentence
Looking for Mr. Goodbart	Bart Simpson	Piss	"Wait, that's OK to say? Taking the piss! Taking the piss! Taking the piss! Taking the piss! Taking the piss!"

Games

The Simpsons Game

Level name	Character	Word	Sentence
Bargain Bin	Will Wright	Bitch	"I'm Will Wright, bitch!"

Others

Word	Name	Episode name	Image
Bastard	Li'l Bastard Clock-Tampering Kit	"The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
Springfield Civic Center marquee	"The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons"
Lil' Bastard Mischief Kit	"The Joy of Sect"
Lil' Bastard Brainwashing Kit
Bitch	Nouveau Bitch	"The D'oh-cial Network"	175px
Pissed	First Church of Springfield marquee	"Special Edna"