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|February 4, 1990
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|''no gag - shortened opening due to time''
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!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
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|[[Bart the General]]
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|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF;"
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!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
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|6
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|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
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|February 11, 1990
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|442
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|I will not instigate revolution
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|September 27, 2009
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|[[Moaning Lisa]]
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|"The class hamster isn't just sleeping."
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|-style="background-color: #F2F2F2;"
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|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"
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|7
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|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
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|February 18, 1990
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|443
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|I will not draw naked ladies in class
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|October 4, 2009
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|[[Call of the Simpsons]]
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|"Chalkboarding is not torture."
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|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF;"
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|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"|Bart Gets a 'Z']]"
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|8
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|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
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|February 25, 1990
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|444
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|I did not see Elvis
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|October 11, 2009
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|[[The Telltale Head]]
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|"I am not allergic to long division."
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|-style="background-color: #F2F2F2;"
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|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"
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|9
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|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
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|March 18, 1990
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|445
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|''no gag - shortened opening due to time''
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|October 18, 2009
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|[[Life on the Fast Lane]]
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|None
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|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF;"
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|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"
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|10
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|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
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|March 25, 1990
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|446
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|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"
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|November 15, 2009
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|[[Homer's Night Out]]
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|"I do not have the hots for my mom."
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|-style="background-color: #F2F2F2;"
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|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"
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|11
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|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
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|April 15, 1990
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|447
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|Garlic gum is not funny
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|November 22, 2009
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|[[The Crepes of Wrath]]
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|"Halloween doesn't kick Thanksgiving's ass."
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|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF;"
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|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"
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|12
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|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
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|April 29, 1990
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|448
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|They are laughing at me, not with me
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|November 29, 2009
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|[[Krusty Gets Busted]]
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|"Teachers' unions are not ruining this country."
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|-style="background-color: #F2F2F2;"
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|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"
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|13
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|May 13, 1990
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|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom
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|[[Some Enchanted Evening]]
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|}
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== [[The Simpsons (season 2)|Season 2]] ==
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!width="117" style="background-color: #C5E4E1"|Airdate
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!style="background-color: #C5E4E1"|Gag
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!width="200" style="background-color: #C5E4E1"|Episode Name
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|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
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|14
 +
|October 11, 1990
 +
|I will not encourage others to fly ''(And during the episode:'' I will not fake my way through life'')''
 +
|[[Bart Gets an F]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
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|449
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|15
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|December 13, 2009
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|October 18, 1990
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|''No gag''
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|Tar is not a plaything
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|"[[O Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"
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|[[Simpson and Delilah]]
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|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
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|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
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|450
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|16
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|January 3, 2010
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|October 25, 1990
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|''No gag''
 
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|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"
 
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|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
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|451
 
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|January 10, 2010
 
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|"The world may end in 2012, but this show won't."
 
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|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"
 
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|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
−
|452
 
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|January 31, 2010
 
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"
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|[[Treehouse of Horror]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|453
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|17
−
|February 14, 2010
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|November 1, 1990
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|''no gag''
+
|I will not Xerox my butt (''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun'' - "It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'")
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|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"
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|[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]
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|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
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|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
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|454
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|18
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|February 21, 2010
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|November 8, 1990
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|''No gag''
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|I will not trade pants with others
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|"[[The Color Yellow]]"
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|[[Dancin' Homer]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
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|19
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|November 15, 1990
 +
|I am not a 32 year old woman ''(though at the time, the voice of Bart, [[Nancy Cartwright]], was) ''
 +
|[[Dead Putting Society]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 +
|20
 +
|November 22, 1990
 +
|I will not do that thing with my tongue
 +
|[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|455
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|21
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|March 14, 2010
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|December 6, 1990
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|''No gag''
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|I will not drive the principal's car (similar chalkboard gag in ''The Months'', with the principal being replaced by December)
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|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"
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|[[Bart the Daredevil]]
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|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
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|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
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|456
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|22
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|March 21, 2010
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|December 20, 1990
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|"WWII could not beat up WWI"
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|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart
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|"[[Stealing First Base]]"
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|[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]
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|}
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|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
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|February 4, 1990
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|23
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|''no gag - shortened opening due to time''
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|January 10, 1991
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|[[Bart the General]]
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|I will not sell school property
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|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF;"
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|[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]
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|457  march 21 2010 the family comes in as dogs a man picks bart homer gets mad and they fight                                  [[the greatist story ever dohd]]
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|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
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|February 11, 1990
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|24
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|I will not instigate revolution
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|January 24, 1991
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|[[Moaning Lisa]]
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|I will not cut corners ''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''
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|-style="background-color: #F2F2F2;"
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|[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]
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|7
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|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
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|February 18, 1990
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|25
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|I will not draw naked ladies in class
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|January 31, 1991
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|[[Call of the Simpsons]]
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|I will not get very far with this attitude
−
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF;"
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|[[The Way We Was]]
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|8
 
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|February 25, 1990
 
−
|I did not see Elvis
 
−
|[[The Telltale Head]]
 
−
|-style="background-color: #F2F2F2;"
 
−
|9
 
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|March 18, 1990
 
−
|''no gag - shortened opening due to time''
 
−
|[[Life on the Fast Lane]]
 
−
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF;"
 
−
|10
 
−
|March 25, 1990
 
−
|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"
 
−
|[[Homer's Night Out]]
 
−
|-style="background-color: #F2F2F2;"
 
−
|11
 
−
|April 15, 1990
 
−
|Garlic gum is not funny
 
−
|[[The Crepes of Wrath]]
 
−
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF;"
 
−
|12
 
−
|April 29, 1990
 
−
|They are laughing at me, not with me
 
−
|[[Krusty Gets Busted]]
 
−
|-style="background-color: #F2F2F2;"
 
−
|13
 
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|May 13, 1990
 
−
|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom
 
−
|[[Some Enchanted Evening]]
 
−
|}
 
−
 
 
−
== [[The Simpsons (season 2)|Season 2]] ==
 
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!width="22" style="background-color: #C5E4E1"|#
 
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!width="117" style="background-color: #C5E4E1"|Airdate
 
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!style="background-color: #C5E4E1"|Gag
 
−
!width="200" style="background-color: #C5E4E1"|Episode Name
 
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
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|14
+
|26
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|October 11, 1990
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|February 7, 1991
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|I will not encourage others to fly ''(And during the episode:'' I will not fake my way through life'')''
+
|I will not make flatulent noises in class
−
|[[Bart Gets an F]]
+
|[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|15
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|27
−
|October 18, 1990
+
|February 14, 1991
−
|Tar is not a plaything
+
|I will not belch the national anthem
−
|[[Simpson and Delilah]]
+
|[[Principal Charming]]
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
−
|16
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|28
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|October 25, 1990
+
|February 21, 1991
−
|''no gag''
+
|I will not sell land in Florida
−
|[[Treehouse of Horror]]
+
|[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|17
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|29
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|November 1, 1990
+
|March 7, 1991
−
|I will not Xerox my butt (''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun'' - "It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'")
+
|I will not sell school property
−
|[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]
+
|[[Bart's Dog Gets an F]]
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
−
|18
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|30
−
|November 8, 1990
+
|March 28, 1991
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|I will not trade pants with others
+
|I will not grease the monkey bars
−
|[[Dancin' Homer]]
+
|[[Old Money]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|19
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|31
−
|November 15, 1990
+
|April 11, 1991
−
|I am not a 32 year old woman ''(though at the time, the voice of Bart, [[Nancy Cartwright]], was) ''
+
|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment
−
|[[Dead Putting Society]]
+
|[[Brush with Greatness]]
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
−
|20
+
|32
−
|November 22, 1990
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|April 25, 1991
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|I will not do that thing with my tongue
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]
+
|[[Lisa's Substitute]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|21
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|33
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|December 6, 1990
+
|May 2, 1991
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|I will not drive the principal's car (similar chalkboard gag in ''The Months'', with the principal being replaced by December)
+
|I will not do anything bad ever again
−
|[[Bart the Daredevil]]
+
|[[The War of the Simpsons]]
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
−
|22
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|34
−
|December 20, 1990
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|May 9, 1991
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|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart
+
|I will not show off ''(This was written in Blackletter.)''
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|[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]
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|[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
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|23
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|35
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|January 10, 1991
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|July 11, 1991
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|I will not sell school property
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|I will not sleep through my education
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|[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]
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|[[Blood Feud]]
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|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
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|}
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|24
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|January 24, 1991
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== [[The Simpsons (season 3)|Season 3]] ==
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|I will not cut corners ''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''
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|[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]
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!width="117" style="background-color: #E2C7DD"|Airdate
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!style="background-color: #E2C7DD"|Gag
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!width="200" style="background-color: #E2C7DD"|Episode Name
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|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
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|36
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|September 19, 1991
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|I am not a dentist
 +
|[[Stark Raving Dad]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
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|25
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|37
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|January 31, 1991
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|September 26, 1991
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|I will not get very far with this attitude
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|Spitwads are not free speech
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|[[The Way We Was]]
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|[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]
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|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
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|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
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|26
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|38
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|February 7, 1991
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|October 3, 1991
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|I will not make flatulent noises in class
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|Nobody likes sunburn slappers
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|[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]
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|[[When Flanders Failed]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
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|27
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|39
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|February 14, 1991
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|October 10, 1991
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|I will not belch the national anthem
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|High explosives and school don't mix ''(And during the episode:'' I will not bribe Principal Skinner'')''
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|[[Principal Charming]]
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|[[Bart the Murderer]]
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|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
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|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
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|28
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|40
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|February 21, 1991
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|October 17, 1991
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|I will not sell land in Florida
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|I will not squeak chalk''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''
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|[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]
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|[[Homer Defined]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
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|29
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|41
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|March 7, 1991
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|October 24, 1991
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|I will not sell school property
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|I will finish what I sta ''(written only once)''
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|[[Bart's Dog Gets an F]]
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|[[Like Father, Like Clown]]
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|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
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|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
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|30
+
|42
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|March 28, 1991
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|October 31, 1991
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|I will not grease the monkey bars
 
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|[[Old Money]]
 
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|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
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|31
 
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|April 11, 1991
 
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|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment
 
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|[[Brush with Greatness]]
 
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|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
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|32
 
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|April 25, 1991
 
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
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|[[Lisa's Substitute]]
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror II]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
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|33
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|43
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|May 2, 1991
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|November 7, 1991
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|I will not do anything bad ever again
+
|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender
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|[[The War of the Simpsons]]
+
|[[Lisa's Pony]]
−
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
+
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
−
|34
+
|44
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|May 9, 1991
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|November 14, 1991
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|I will not show off ''(This was written in Blackletter.)''
+
|I will not fake rabies
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|[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]
+
|[[Saturdays of Thunder]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
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|35
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|45
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|July 11, 1991
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|November 21, 1991
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|I will not sleep through my education
+
|Underwear should be worn on the inside
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|[[Blood Feud]]
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|[[Flaming Moe's]]
−
|}
 
−
 
 
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== [[The Simpsons (season 3)|Season 3]] ==
 
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−
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
 
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!width="22" style="background-color: #E2C7DD"|#
 
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!width="117" style="background-color: #E2C7DD"|Airdate
 
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!style="background-color: #E2C7DD"|Gag
 
−
!width="200" style="background-color: #E2C7DD"|Episode Name
 
 
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
 
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
−
|36
+
|46
−
|September 19, 1991
+
|December 5, 1991
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|I am not a dentist
+
|The Christmas Pageant does not stink
−
|[[Stark Raving Dad]]
+
|[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|37
+
|47
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|September 26, 1991
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|December 26, 1991
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|Spitwads are not free speech
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|I will not torment the emotionally frail
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|[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]
+
|[[I Married Marge]]
 
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
 
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
−
|38
+
|48
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|October 3, 1991
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|January 9, 1992
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|Nobody likes sunburn slappers
+
|I will not carve gods
−
|[[When Flanders Failed]]
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|[[Radio Bart]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|39
+
|49
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|October 10, 1991
+
|January 23, 1992
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|High explosives and school don't mix ''(And during the episode:'' I will not bribe Principal Skinner'')''
+
|''no gag''
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|[[Bart the Murderer]]
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|[[Lisa the Greek]]
 
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
 
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
−
|40
+
|50
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|October 17, 1991
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|February 6, 1992
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|I will not squeak chalk''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''
+
|I will not spank others
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|[[Homer Defined]]
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|[[Homer Alone]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
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|41
+
|51
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|October 24, 1991
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|February 13, 1992
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|I will finish what I sta ''(written only once)''
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|''no gag''
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|[[Like Father, Like Clown]]
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|[[Bart the Lover]]
 
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
 
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
−
|42
+
|52
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|October 31, 1991
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|February 20, 1992
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|''no gag''
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|I will not aim for the head''(In this episode, a major character was hit in the head by a pitch during a baseball game.)''
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|[[Treehouse of Horror II]]
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|[[Homer at the Bat]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
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|43
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|53
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|November 7, 1991
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|February 27, 1992
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|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender
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|I will not barf unless I'm sick ''(And during the episode:'' I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty'')''
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|[[Lisa's Pony]]
+
|[[Separate Vocations]]
 
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
 
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
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|44
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|54
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|November 14, 1991
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|March 12, 1992
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|I will not fake rabies
+
|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge
−
|[[Saturdays of Thunder]]
+
|[[Dog of Death]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|45
+
|55
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|November 21, 1991
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|March 26, 1992
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|Underwear should be worn on the inside
+
|I will not conduct my own fire drills
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|[[Flaming Moe's]]
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|[[Colonel Homer]]
 
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
 
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
−
|46
+
|56
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|December 5, 1991
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|April 9, 1992
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|The Christmas Pageant does not stink
+
|Funny noises are not funny
−
|[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]
+
|[[Black Widower]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|47
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|57
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|December 26, 1991
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|April 23, 1992
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|I will not torment the emotionally frail
+
|I will not spin the turtle
−
|[[I Married Marge]]
+
|[[The Otto Show]]
 
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
 
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
−
|48
+
|58
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|January 9, 1992
+
|May 7, 1992
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|I will not carve gods
+
|I will not snap bras
−
|[[Radio Bart]]
+
|[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|49
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|59
−
|January 23, 1992
+
|August 27, 1992
−
|''no gag''
+
|I will not fake seizures
−
|[[Lisa the Greek]]
+
|[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]
−
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
+
|}
−
|50
+
 
−
|February 6, 1992
+
== [[The Simpsons (season 4)|Season 4]] ==
−
|I will not spank others
+
 
−
|[[Homer Alone]]
+
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
 +
!width="22" style="background-color: #85CAFF"|#
 +
!width="117" style="background-color: #85CAFF"|Airdate
 +
!style="background-color: #85CAFF"|Gag
 +
!width="200" style="background-color: #85CAFF"|Episode Name
 +
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
 +
|60
 +
|September 24, 1992
 +
|This punishment is not boring and pointless
 +
|[[Kamp Krusty]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|51
+
|61
−
|February 13, 1992
+
|October 01, 1992
−
|''no gag''
+
|My name is not "Dr. Death"
−
|[[Bart the Lover]]
+
|[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]
−
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
+
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
−
|52
+
|62
−
|February 20, 1992
+
|October 08, 1992
−
|I will not aim for the head''(In this episode, a major character was hit in the head by a pitch during a baseball game.)''
+
|I will not defame New Orleans''(This was due to complaints regarding the [[A Streetcar Named Marge|previous episode]]'s song about New Orleans.)''
−
|[[Homer at the Bat]]
+
|[[Homer the Heretic]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|53
+
|63
−
|February 27, 1992
+
|October 15, 1992
−
|I will not barf unless I'm sick ''(And during the episode:'' I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty'')''
+
|I will not prescribe medication
−
|[[Separate Vocations]]
+
|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]
−
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
+
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
−
|54
+
|64
−
|March 12, 1992
+
|October 29, 1992
−
|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[Dog of Death]]
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror III]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|55
+
|65
−
|March 26, 1992
+
|November 03, 1992
−
|I will not conduct my own fire drills
+
|I will not bury the new kid ''(During the episode, Marge writes "I will try to raise a better child.")''
−
|[[Colonel Homer]]
+
|[[:Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie|Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]
−
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
+
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
−
|56
+
|66
−
|April 9, 1992
+
|November 05, 1992
−
|Funny noises are not funny
+
|I will not teach others to fly
−
|[[Black Widower]]
+
|[[Marge Gets a Job]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|57
+
|67
−
|April 23, 1992
+
|November 12, 1992
−
|I will not spin the turtle
+
|I will not bring sheep to class
−
|[[The Otto Show]]
+
|[[New Kid on the Block]]
−
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
+
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
−
|58
+
|68
−
|May 7, 1992
+
|November 19, 1992
−
|I will not snap bras
+
|A burp is not an answer
−
|[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]
+
|[[Mr. Plow]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|59
+
|69
−
|August 27, 1992
+
|December 03, 1992
−
|I will not fake seizures
+
|Teacher is not a leper
−
|[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]
+
|[[Lisa's First Word]]
−
|}
 
−
 
 
−
== [[The Simpsons (season 4)|Season 4]] ==
 
−
 
 
−
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
 
−
!width="22" style="background-color: #85CAFF"|#
 
−
!width="117" style="background-color: #85CAFF"|Airdate
 
−
!style="background-color: #85CAFF"|Gag
 
−
!width="200" style="background-color: #85CAFF"|Episode Name
 
 
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
 
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
−
|60
+
|70
−
|September 24, 1992
+
|December 17, 1992
−
|This punishment is not boring and pointless
+
|Coffee is not for kids ''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled.)''
−
|[[Kamp Krusty]]
+
|[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|61
+
|71
−
|October 01, 1992
+
|January 14, 1993
−
|My name is not "Dr. Death"
+
|I will not eat things for money
−
|[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]
+
|[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]
 
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
 
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
−
|62
+
|72
−
|October 08, 1992
+
|January 21, 1993
−
|I will not defame New Orleans''(This was due to complaints regarding the [[A Streetcar Named Marge|previous episode]]'s song about New Orleans.)''
+
|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call
−
|[[Homer the Heretic]]
+
|[[Selma's Choice]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|63
+
|73
−
|October 15, 1992
+
|February 04, 1993
−
|I will not prescribe medication
+
|The [[Seymour Skinner|principal]]'s toupée is not a frisbee
−
|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]
+
|[[Brother from the Same Planet]]
 
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
 
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
−
|64
+
|74
−
|October 29, 1992
+
|February 11, 1993
−
|''no gag''
+
|I will not call the principal "spud head"
−
|[[Treehouse of Horror III]]
+
|[[I Love Lisa]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|65
+
|75
−
|November 03, 1992
+
|February 18, 1993
−
|I will not bury the new kid ''(During the episode, Marge writes "I will try to raise a better child.")''
+
|Goldfish don't bounce
−
|[[:Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]
+
|[[Duffless]]
 
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
 
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
−
|66
+
|76
−
|November 05, 1992
+
|March 11, 1993
−
|I will not teach others to fly
+
|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups
−
|[[Marge Gets a Job]]
+
|[[Last Exit to Springfield]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|67
+
|77
−
|November 12, 1992
+
|April 01, 1993
−
|I will not bring sheep to class
+
|No one is interested in my underpants
−
|[[New Kid on the Block]]
+
|[[:So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]
 
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
 
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
−
|68
+
|78
−
|November 19, 1992
+
|April 15, 1993
−
|A burp is not an answer
+
|I will not sell miracle cures
−
|[[Mr. Plow]]
+
|[[The Front]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|69
+
|79
−
|December 03, 1992
+
|April 29, 1993
−
|Teacher is not a leper
+
|I will return the seeing-eye dog
−
|[[Lisa's First Word]]
+
|[[Whacking Day]]
 
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
 
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
−
|70
+
|80
−
|December 17, 1992
+
|May 06, 1993
−
|Coffee is not for kids ''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled.)''
+
|I do not have diplomatic immunity
−
|[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]
+
|[[Marge in Chains]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|71
+
|81
−
|January 14, 1993
+
|May 13,1993
−
|I will not eat things for money
+
|I will not charge admission to the bathroom
−
|[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]
+
|[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]
−
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
+
|}
−
|72
+
 
−
|January 21, 1993
+
== [[The Simpsons (season 5)|Season 5]] ==
−
|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call
+
 
−
|[[Selma's Choice]]
+
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
 +
!width="22" style="background-color: #FD9D83"|#
 +
!width="117" style="background-color: #FD9D83"|Airdate
 +
!style="background-color: #FD9D83"|Gag
 +
!width="200" style="background-color: #FD9D83"|Episode Name
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
 +
|82
 +
|September 30, 1993
 +
|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]] (''Nine Emmy awards had been won by the show and cast by show's date'')
 +
|[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|73
+
|83
−
|February 04, 1993
+
|October 07, 1993
−
|The [[Seymour Skinner|principal]]'s toupée is not a frisbee
+
|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy
−
|[[Brother from the Same Planet]]
+
|[[Cape Feare]]
−
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
+
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
−
|74
+
|84
−
|February 11, 1993
+
|October 14, 1993
−
|I will not call the principal "spud head"
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[I Love Lisa]]
+
|[[Homer Goes to College]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|75
+
|85
−
|February 18, 1993
+
|October 21, 1993
−
|Goldfish don't bounce
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[Duffless]]
+
|[[Rosebud (The Simpsons)|Rosebud]]
−
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
+
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
−
|76
+
|86
−
|March 11, 1993
+
|October 28, 1993
−
|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[Last Exit to Springfield]]
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|77
+
|87
−
|April 01, 1993
+
|November 04, 1993
−
|No one is interested in my underpants
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[:So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]
+
|[[Marge on the Lam]]
−
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
+
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
−
|78
+
|88
−
|April 15, 1993
+
|November 11, 1993
−
|I will not sell miracle cures
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[The Front]]
+
|[[Bart's Inner Child]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|79
+
|89
−
|April 29, 1993
+
|November 18, 1993
−
|I will return the seeing-eye dog
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[Whacking Day]]
+
|[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]
−
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
+
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
−
|80
+
|90
−
|May 06, 1993
+
|December 09, 1993
−
|I do not have diplomatic immunity
+
|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy
−
|[[Marge in Chains]]
+
|[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|81
+
|91
−
|May 13,1993
+
|December 16, 1993
−
|I will not charge admission to the bathroom
+
|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause
−
|[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]
+
|[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]
−
|}
 
−
 
 
−
== [[The Simpsons (season 5)|Season 5]] ==
 
−
 
 
−
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
 
−
!width="22" style="background-color: #FD9D83"|#
 
−
!width="117" style="background-color: #FD9D83"|Airdate
 
−
!style="background-color: #FD9D83"|Gag
 
−
!width="200" style="background-color: #FD9D83"|Episode Name
 
 
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
−
|82
+
|92
−
|September 30, 1993
+
|January 06, 1994
−
|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]] (''Nine Emmy awards had been won by the show and cast by show's date'')
+
|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers
−
|[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]
+
|[[Homer the Vigilante]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|83
+
|93
−
|October 07, 1993
+
|February 03, 1994
−
|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy
+
|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man
−
|[[Cape Feare]]
+
|[[Bart Gets Famous]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
−
|84
+
|94
−
|October 14, 1993
+
|February 10, 1994
−
|''no gag''
+
|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle
−
|[[Homer Goes to College]]
+
|[[Homer and Apu]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|85
+
|95
−
|October 21, 1993
+
|February 17, 1994
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Rosebud (The Simpsons)|Rosebud]]
+
|[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
−
|86
+
|96
−
|October 28, 1993
+
|February 24, 1994
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]
+
|[[Deep Space Homer]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|87
+
|97
−
|November 04, 1993
+
|March 17, 1994
−
|''no gag''
+
|I am not delightfully saucy
−
|[[Marge on the Lam]]
+
|[[Homer Loves Flanders]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
−
|88
+
|98
−
|November 11, 1993
+
|March 31, 1994
−
|''no gag''
+
|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals
−
|[[Bart's Inner Child]]
+
|[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|89
+
|99
−
|November 18, 1993
+
|April 14, 1994
−
|''no gag''
+
|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"
−
|[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]
+
|[[Burns' Heir]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
−
|90
+
|100
−
|December 09, 1993
+
|April 28, 1994
−
|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy
+
|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones''([[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song|100th episode]])''
−
|[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]
+
|[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|91
+
|101
−
|December 16, 1993
+
|May 05, 1994
−
|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause
+
|There are plenty of businesses like show business
−
|[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]
+
|[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
−
|92
+
|102
−
|January 06, 1994
+
|May 12, 1994
−
|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers
+
|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball
−
|[[Homer the Vigilante]]
+
|[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|93
+
|103
−
|February 03, 1994
+
|May 19, 1994
−
|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man
+
|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun
−
|[[Bart Gets Famous]]
+
|[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]
−
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
+
|}
−
|94
+
 
−
|February 10, 1994
+
== [[The Simpsons (season 6)|Season 6]] ==
−
|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle
+
 
−
|[[Homer and Apu]]
+
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
 +
!width="22" style="background-color: #BCBCBC"|#
 +
!width="117" style="background-color: #BCBCBC"|Airdate
 +
!style="background-color: #BCBCBC"|Gag
 +
!width="200" style="background-color: #BCBCBC"|Episode Name
 +
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
 +
|104
 +
|September 04, 1994
 +
|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical (This takes us back to "Whacking Day")
 +
|[[Bart of Darkness]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|95
+
|105
−
|February 17, 1994
+
|September 11, 1994
−
|''no gag''
+
|No one is interested in my underpants
−
|[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]
+
|[[Lisa's Rival]]
−
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
+
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
−
|96
+
|106
−
|February 24, 1994
+
|September 25, 1994
−
|''no gag''
+
|I will not use abbrev.
−
|[[Deep Space Homer]]
+
|[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|97
+
|107
−
|March 17, 1994
+
|October 02, 1994
−
|I am not delightfully saucy
+
|I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.
−
|[[Homer Loves Flanders]]
+
|[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]
−
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
+
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
−
|98
+
|108
−
|March 31, 1994
+
|October 09, 1994
−
|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]
+
|[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|99
+
|109
−
|April 14, 1994
+
|October 30, 1994
−
|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[Burns' Heir]]
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror V]]
−
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
+
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
−
|100
+
|110
−
|April 28, 1994
+
|November 06, 1994
−
|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones''([[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song|100th episode]])''
+
|I will not send lard through the mail
−
|[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]
+
|[[Bart's Girlfriend]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|101
+
|111
−
|May 05, 1994
+
|November 13, 1994
−
|There are plenty of businesses like show business
+
|I will not dissect things unless instructed
−
|[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]
+
|[[Lisa on Ice]]
−
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
+
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
−
|102
+
|112
−
|May 12, 1994
+
|November 27, 1994
−
|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball
+
|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap
−
|[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]
+
|[[Homer Badman]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|103
+
|113
−
|May 19, 1994
+
|December 04, 1994
−
|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun
+
|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man''(recycled from 1F11)''
−
|[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]
+
|[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]
−
|}
+
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
−
 
+
|114
−
== [[The Simpsons (season 6)|Season 6]] ==
+
|December 18, 1994
−
 
+
|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough
−
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
+
|[[Fear of Flying]]
−
!width="22" style="background-color: #BCBCBC"|#
+
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
!width="117" style="background-color: #BCBCBC"|Airdate
+
|115
−
!style="background-color: #BCBCBC"|Gag
+
|January 08, 1995
−
!width="200" style="background-color: #BCBCBC"|Episode Name
+
|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal
 +
|[[Homer the Great]]
 
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
 
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
−
|104
+
|116
−
|September 04, 1994
+
|January 22, 1995
−
|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical (This takes us back to "Whacking Day")
+
|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice
−
|[[Bart of Darkness]]
+
|[[And Maggie Makes Three]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|105
+
|117
−
|September 11, 1994
+
|February 05, 1995
−
|No one is interested in my underpants
+
|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does
−
|[[Lisa's Rival]]
+
|[[Bart's Comet]]
 
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
 
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
−
|106
+
|118
−
|September 25, 1994
+
|February 12, 1995
−
|I will not use abbrev.
+
|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding
−
|[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]
+
|[[Homie the Clown]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|107
+
|119
−
|October 02, 1994
+
|February 19, 1995
−
|I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.
+
|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person
−
|[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]
+
|[[Bart vs. Australia]]
 
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
 
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
−
|108
+
|120
−
|October 09, 1994
+
|February 26, 1995
−
|''no gag''
+
|I will remember to take my medication
−
|[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]
+
|[[Homer vs. Patty & Selma]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|109
+
|121
−
|October 30, 1994
+
|March 05, 1995
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Treehouse of Horror V]]
+
|[[A Star Is Burns]]
 
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
 
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
−
|110
+
|122
−
|November 06, 1994
+
|March 19, 1995
−
|I will not send lard through the mail
+
|I will not strut around like I own the place
−
|[[Bart's Girlfriend]]
+
|[[Lisa's Wedding]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|111
+
|123
−
|November 13, 1994
+
|April 09, 1995
−
|I will not dissect things unless instructed
+
|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far
−
|[[Lisa on Ice]]
+
|[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]
 
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
 
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
−
|112
+
|124
−
|November 27, 1994
+
|April 16, 1995
−
|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap
+
|I do not have power of attorney over first graders
−
|[[Homer Badman]]
+
|[[The PTA Disbands]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|113
+
|125
−
|December 04, 1994
+
|April 30, 1995
−
|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man''(recycled from 1F11)''
+
|Nerve gas is not a toy
−
|[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]
+
|[['Round Springfield]]
 
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
 
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
−
|114
+
|126
−
|December 18, 1994
+
|May 07, 1995
−
|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough
+
|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface
−
|[[Fear of Flying]]
+
|[[The Springfield Connection]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|115
+
|127
−
|January 08, 1995
+
|May 14, 1995
−
|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal
+
|The First Amendment does not cover burping
−
|[[Homer the Great]]
+
|[[Lemon of Troy]]
 
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
 
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
−
|116
+
|128
−
|January 22, 1995
+
|May 21, 1995
−
|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice
+
|This is not a clue... or is it? ''(part 1 of "[[Who Shot Mr. Burns?]]")''
−
|[[And Maggie Makes Three]]
+
|[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]
−
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
+
|}
−
|117
+
 
−
|February 05, 1995
+
== [[The Simpsons (season 7)|Season 7]] ==
−
|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does
+
 
−
|[[Bart's Comet]]
+
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
−
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
+
!width="22" style="background-color: #9B98D8"|#
−
|118
+
!width="117" style="background-color: #9B98D8"|Airdate
−
|February 12, 1995
+
!style="background-color: #9B98D8"|Gag
−
|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding
+
!width="200" style="background-color: #9B98D8"|Episode Name
−
|[[Homie the Clown]]
+
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
−
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
+
|129
−
|119
+
|September 17, 1995
−
|February 19, 1995
+
|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it ''(part 2 of "[[Who Shot Mr. Burns?]]")''
−
|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person
+
|[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]
−
|[[Bart vs. Australia]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
+
|130
−
|120
+
|September 24, 1995
−
|February 26, 1995
+
|"Bewitched" does not promote Satanism
−
|I will remember to take my medication
+
|[[Radioactive Man (episode)|Radioactive Man]]
−
|[[Homer vs. Patty & Selma]]
+
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
−
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
+
|131
−
|121
+
|October 01, 1995
−
|March 05, 1995
+
|No one wants to hear from my armpits
−
|''no gag''
+
|[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]
−
|[[A Star Is Burns]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
+
|132
−
|122
+
|October 08, 1995
−
|March 19, 1995
+
|I am not a lean mean spitting machine
−
|I will not strut around like I own the place
+
|[[Bart Sells His Soul]]
−
|[[Lisa's Wedding]]
+
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
−
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
+
|133
−
|123
+
|October 15, 1995
−
|April 09, 1995
+
|The boys' room is not a water park
−
|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far
+
|[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]
−
|[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
+
|134
−
|124
+
|October 29, 1995
−
|April 16, 1995
+
|''no gag''
−
|I do not have power of attorney over first graders
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]
−
|[[The PTA Disbands]]
+
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
−
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
+
|135
−
|125
+
|November 05, 1995
−
|April 30, 1995
+
|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage
−
|Nerve gas is not a toy
+
|[[King-Size Homer]]
−
|[['Round Springfield]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
+
|136
−
|126
+
|November 19, 1995
−
|May 07, 1995
+
|''no gag''
−
|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface
+
|[[Mother Simpson]]
−
|[[The Springfield Connection]]
 
−
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
−
|127
 
−
|May 14, 1995
 
−
|The First Amendment does not cover burping
 
−
|[[Lemon of Troy]]
 
−
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
 
−
|128
 
−
|May 21, 1995
 
−
|This is not a clue... or is it? ''(part 1 of "[[Who Shot Mr. Burns?]]")''
 
−
|[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]
 
−
|}
 
−
 
 
−
== [[The Simpsons (season 7)|Season 7]] ==
 
−
 
 
−
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
 
−
!width="22" style="background-color: #9B98D8"|#
 
−
!width="117" style="background-color: #9B98D8"|Airdate
 
−
!style="background-color: #9B98D8"|Gag
 
−
!width="200" style="background-color: #9B98D8"|Episode Name
 
 
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
 
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
−
|129
+
|137
−
|September 17, 1995
+
|November 26, 1995
−
|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it ''(part 2 of "[[Who Shot Mr. Burns?]]")''
+
|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things
−
|[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]
+
|[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|130
+
|138
−
|September 24, 1995
+
|December 03, 1995
−
|"Bewitched" does not promote Satanism
+
|I will only do this once a year ''("[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]," a clip show)''
−
|[[Radioactive Man (episode)|Radioactive Man]]
+
|[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]
 
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
 
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
−
|131
+
|139
−
|October 01, 1995
+
|December 17, 1995
−
|No one wants to hear from my armpits
+
|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist
−
|[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]
+
|[[Marge Be Not Proud]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|132
+
|140
−
|October 08, 1995
+
|January 07, 1996
−
|I am not a lean mean spitting machine
+
|I am not certified to remove asbestos
−
|[[Bart Sells His Soul]]
+
|[[Team Homer]]
 
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
 
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
−
|133
+
|141
−
|October 15, 1995
+
|January 14, 1996
−
|The boys' room is not a water park
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]
+
|[[Two Bad Neighbors]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|134
+
|142
−
|October 29, 1995
+
|February 04, 1996
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]
+
|[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]
 
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
 
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
−
|135
+
|143
−
|November 05, 1995
+
|February 11, 1996
−
|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[King-Size Homer]]
+
|[[Bart the Fink]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|136
+
|144
−
|November 19, 1995
+
|February 18, 1996
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Mother Simpson]]
+
|[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]
 
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
 
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
−
|137
+
|145
−
|November 26, 1995
+
|February 25, 1996
−
|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]
+
|[[Homer the Smithers]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|138
+
|146
−
|December 03, 1995
+
|March 17, 1996
−
|I will only do this once a year ''("[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]," a clip show)''
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]
+
|[[The Day the Violence Died]]
 
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
 
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
−
|139
+
|147
−
|December 17, 1995
+
|March 24, 1996
−
|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[Marge Be Not Proud]]
+
|[[A Fish Called Selma]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|140
+
|148
−
|January 07, 1996
+
|March 31, 1996
−
|I am not certified to remove asbestos
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[Team Homer]]
+
|[[Bart on the Road]]
 
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
 
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
−
|141
+
|149
−
|January 14, 1996
+
|April 14, 1996
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Two Bad Neighbors]]
+
|[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|142
+
|150
−
|February 04, 1996
+
|April 28, 1996
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]
+
|[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]
 
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
 
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
−
|143
+
|151
−
|February 11, 1996
+
|May 05, 1996
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Bart the Fink]]
+
|[[Much Apu About Nothing]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|144
+
|152
−
|February 18, 1996
+
|May 19, 1996
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]
+
|[[Homerpalooza]]
 
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
 
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
−
|145
+
|153
−
|February 25, 1996
+
|May 19, 1996
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]
 +
|}
 +
 
 +
== [[The Simpsons (season 8)|Season 8]] ==
 +
 
 +
{|width="100%" class="wikitable"
 +
!width="22" style="background-color: #8BC7D7"|[[Chalkboard gag]]
 +
!width="117" style="background-color: #8BC7D7"|Airdate
 +
!style="background-color: #8BC7D7"|Gag
 +
!width="200" style="background-color: #8BC7D7"|Episode Name
 +
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 +
|154
 +
|October 27, 1996
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Homer the Smithers]]
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|146
+
|155
−
|March 17, 1996
+
|November 03, 1996
−
|''no gag''
+
|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten
−
|[[The Day the Violence Died]]
+
|[[You Only Move Twice]]
−
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
+
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
−
|147
+
|156
−
|March 24, 1996
+
|November 10, 1996
−
|''no gag''
+
|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]
−
|[[A Fish Called Selma]]
+
|[[The Homer They Fall]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|148
+
|157
−
|March 31, 1996
+
|November 17, 1996
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Bart on the Road]]
+
|[[Burns, Baby Burns]]
−
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
+
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
−
|149
+
|158
−
|April 14, 1996
+
|November 24, 1996
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]
+
|[[Bart After Dark]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|150
+
|159
−
|April 28, 1996
+
|December 01, 1996
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]
+
|[[A Milhouse Divided]]
−
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
+
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
−
|151
+
|160
−
|May 05, 1996
+
|December 15, 1996
−
|''no gag''
+
|''no gag''''(But during the episode, Lisa writes "I will not be a snickerpuss.")'''''
−
|[[Much Apu About Nothing]]
+
|[[Lisa's Date with Density]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|152
+
|161
−
|May 19, 1996
+
|December 29, 1996
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Homerpalooza]]
+
|[[Hurricane Neddy]]
−
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
 
−
|153
 
−
|May 19, 1996
 
−
|''no gag''
 
−
|[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]
 
−
|}
 
−
 
 
−
== [[The Simpsons (season 8)|Season 8]] ==
 
−
 
 
−
{|width="100%" class="wikitable"
 
−
!width="22" style="background-color: #8BC7D7"|[[Chalkboard gag]]
 
−
!width="117" style="background-color: #8BC7D7"|Airdate
 
−
!style="background-color: #8BC7D7"|Gag
 
−
!width="200" style="background-color: #8BC7D7"|Episode Name
 
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
−
|154
+
|162
−
|October 27, 1996
+
|January 05, 1997
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]
+
|[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|155
+
|163
−
|November 03, 1996
+
|January 12, 1997
−
|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten
+
|The truth is not out there''("[[The Springfield Files]]," an ''X-Files'' parody episode)''
−
|[[You Only Move Twice]]
+
|[[The Springfield Files]]
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
−
|156
+
|164
−
|November 10, 1996
+
|January 19, 1997
−
|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]
+
|I am not licensed to do anything (referencing a James Bond movie)
−
|[[The Homer They Fall]]
+
|[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|157
+
|165
−
|November 17, 1996
+
|February 02, 1997
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Burns, Baby Burns]]
+
|[[Mountain of Madness]]
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
−
|158
+
|166
−
|November 24, 1996
+
|February 07, 1997
−
|''no gag''
+
|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac
−
|[[Bart After Dark]]
+
|[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|159
+
|167
−
|December 01, 1996
+
|February 09, 1997
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[A Milhouse Divided]]
+
|[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
−
|160
+
|168
−
|December 15, 1996
+
|February 16, 1997
−
|''no gag''''(But during the episode, Lisa writes "I will not be a snickerpuss.")'''''
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[Lisa's Date with Density]]
+
|[[Homer's Phobia]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|161
+
|169
−
|December 29, 1996
+
|February 23, 1997
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Hurricane Neddy]]
+
|[[Brother from Another Series]]
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
−
|162
+
|170
−
|January 05, 1997
+
|March 02, 1997
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)]]
+
|[[My Sister, My Sitter]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|163
+
|171
−
|January 12, 1997
+
|March 16, 1997
−
|The truth is not out there''("[[The Springfield Files]]," an ''X-Files'' parody episode)''
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[The Springfield Files]]
+
|[[Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment]]
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
−
|164
+
|172
−
|January 19, 1997
+
|April 06, 1997
−
|I am not licensed to do anything (referencing a James Bond movie)
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]
+
|[[Grade School Confidential]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|165
+
|173
−
|February 02, 1997
+
|April 13, 1997
 +
|A fire drill does not demand a fire
 +
|[[The Canine Mutiny]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 +
|174
 +
|April 20, 1997
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Mountain of Madness]]
+
|[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]
−
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
−
|166
 
−
|February 07, 1997
 
−
|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac
 
−
|[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]
 
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|167
+
|175
−
|February 09, 1997
+
|April 27, 1997
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]
+
|[[In Marge We Trust]]
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
−
|168
+
|176
−
|February 16, 1997
+
|May 04, 1997
−
|''no gag''
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[Homer's Phobia]]
+
|[[Homer's Enemy]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|169
+
|177
−
|February 23, 1997
+
|May 11, 1997
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Brother from Another Series]]
+
|[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
−
|170
+
|178
−
|March 02, 1997
+
|May 18, 1997
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]
 +
|}
 +
 
 +
== [[The Simpsons (season 9)|Season 9]] ==
 +
 
 +
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
 +
!width="22" style="background-color: #E08DBE"|#
 +
!width="117" style="background-color: #E08DBE"|Airdate
 +
!style="background-color: #E08DBE"|Gag
 +
!width="200" style="background-color: #E08DBE"|Episode Name
 +
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
 +
|179
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=September_21&action=edit&redlink=1 September 21], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[My Sister, My Sitter]]
+
|[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|171
+
|180
−
|March 16, 1997
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_28&action=edit&redlink=1 September 28], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment]]
+
|[[The Principal and the Pauper]]
−
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
+
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
−
|172
+
|181
−
|April 06, 1997
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_19&action=edit&redlink=1 October 19], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
−
|''no gag''
+
|I no longer want my [http:///index.php?title=MTV&action=edit&redlink=1 MTV]''(reference to the lyrics of the [http:///index.php?title=Dire_Straits&action=edit&redlink=1 Dire Straits] song [http:///index.php?title=Money_for_Nothing_(song)&action=edit&redlink=1 Money for Nothing], and a possible jab at MTV's declining quality due to lack of music videos and music-related programming)''
−
|[[Grade School Confidential]]
+
|[[Lisa's Sax]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|173
+
|182
−
|April 13, 1997
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_26&action=edit&redlink=1 October 26], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
−
|A fire drill does not demand a fire
 
−
|[[The Canine Mutiny]]
 
−
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
−
|174
 
−
|April 20, 1997
 
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
 +
|183
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=November_02&action=edit&redlink=1 November 02], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
 +
|Everyone is tired of that [http:///index.php?title=Richard_Gere&action=edit&redlink=1 Richard Gere][http:///index.php?title=Urban_legend&action=edit&redlink=1 story]
 +
|[[The Cartridge Family]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|175
+
|184
−
|April 27, 1997
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_09&action=edit&redlink=1 November 09], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
 +
|I did not invent [http:///index.php?title=Irish_dancing&action=edit&redlink=1 Irish dancing]
 +
|[[Bart Star]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
 +
|185
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=November_16&action=edit&redlink=1 November 16], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[In Marge We Trust]]
+
|[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]
−
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|176
+
|186
−
|May 04, 1997
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_23&action=edit&redlink=1 November 23], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
 +
|I will not tease Fatty
 +
|[[Lisa the Skeptic]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
 +
|187
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=December_07&action=edit&redlink=1 December 07], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
 +
|There was no [http:///index.php?title=Roman_mythology&action=edit&redlink=1 Roman god] named "Fartacus"
 +
|[[Realty Bites]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|188
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=December_21&action=edit&redlink=1 December 21], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=Rudolph_the_Red-Nosed_Reindeer&action=edit&redlink=1 Rudolph]'s red nose is not alcohol-related
 +
|[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
 +
|189
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=January_04&action=edit&redlink=1 January 04], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Homer's Enemy]]
+
|[[All Singing, All Dancing]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|177
+
|190
−
|May 11, 1997
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_11&action=edit&redlink=1 January 11], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]
+
|[[Bart Carny]]
−
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
−
|178
 
−
|May 18, 1997
 
−
|''no gag''
 
−
|[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]
 
−
|}
 
−
 
 
−
== [[The Simpsons (season 9)|Season 9]] ==
 
−
 
 
−
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
 
−
!width="22" style="background-color: #E08DBE"|#
 
−
!width="117" style="background-color: #E08DBE"|Airdate
 
−
!style="background-color: #E08DBE"|Gag
 
−
!width="200" style="background-color: #E08DBE"|Episode Name
 
 
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
 
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
−
|179
+
|191
−
|[http:///index.php?title=September_21&action=edit&redlink=1 September 21], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_08&action=edit&redlink=1 February 08], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
−
|''no gag''
+
|Shooting [http:///index.php?title=Paintball&action=edit&redlink=1 paintballs] is not an art form
−
|[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]
+
|[[The Joy of Sect]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|180
+
|192
−
|[http:///index.php?title=September_28&action=edit&redlink=1 September 28], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_15&action=edit&redlink=1 February 15], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[The Principal and the Pauper]]
+
|[[Das Bus]]
 
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
 
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
−
|181
+
|193
−
|[http:///index.php?title=October_19&action=edit&redlink=1 October 19], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_22&action=edit&redlink=1 February 22], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
−
|I no longer want my [http:///index.php?title=MTV&action=edit&redlink=1 MTV]''(reference to the lyrics of the [http:///index.php?title=Dire_Straits&action=edit&redlink=1 Dire Straits] song [http:///index.php?title=Money_for_Nothing_(song)&action=edit&redlink=1 Money for Nothing], and a possible jab at MTV's declining quality due to lack of music videos and music-related programming)''
+
|Pain is not the cleanser (Surprisingly, Ned Flanders shouted "Pain is the cleanser!" as he yanked his moustache in the episode [[Home Away from Homer]].)
−
|[[Lisa's Sax]]
+
|[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|182
+
|194
−
|[http:///index.php?title=October_26&action=edit&redlink=1 October 26], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_01&action=edit&redlink=1 March 01], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=Silly_string&action=edit&redlink=1 Silly string] is not a [http:///index.php?title=Nasal_spray&action=edit&redlink=1 nasal spray]
 +
|[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
 +
|195
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_08&action=edit&redlink=1 March 08], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]
+
|[[Lisa the Simpson]]
−
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
 
−
|183
 
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_02&action=edit&redlink=1 November 02], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
 
−
|Everyone is tired of that [http:///index.php?title=Richard_Gere&action=edit&redlink=1 Richard Gere][http:///index.php?title=Urban_legend&action=edit&redlink=1 story]
 
−
|[[The Cartridge Family]]
 
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|184
+
|196
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_09&action=edit&redlink=1 November 09], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_22&action=edit&redlink=1 March 22], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
−
|I did not invent [http:///index.php?title=Irish_dancing&action=edit&redlink=1 Irish dancing]
+
|I was told not to do this
−
|[[Bart Star]]
+
|[[This Little Wiggy]]
 
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
 
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
−
|185
+
|197
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_16&action=edit&redlink=1 November 16], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_29&action=edit&redlink=1 March 29], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
−
|''no gag''
+
|My butt does not deserve a [http:///index.php?title=Website&action=edit&redlink=1 website]
−
|[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]
+
|[[Simpson Tide]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|186
+
|198
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_23&action=edit&redlink=1 November 23], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_05&action=edit&redlink=1 April 05], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
−
|I will not tease Fatty
+
|I will not demand what I'm worth ''(This is a reference to the voice cast's recent demands for higher pay.)''
−
|[[Lisa the Skeptic]]
+
|[[The Trouble With Trillions]]
 
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
 
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
−
|187
+
|199
−
|[http:///index.php?title=December_07&action=edit&redlink=1 December 07], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_19&action=edit&redlink=1 April 19], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
−
|There was no [http:///index.php?title=Roman_mythology&action=edit&redlink=1 Roman god] named "Fartacus"
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[Realty Bites]]
+
|[[Girly Edition]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|188
+
|200
−
|[http:///index.php?title=December_21&action=edit&redlink=1 December 21], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_26&action=edit&redlink=1 April 26], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
−
|[http:///index.php?title=Rudolph_the_Red-Nosed_Reindeer&action=edit&redlink=1 Rudolph]'s red nose is not alcohol-related
+
|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]]''(This was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode; the rest of the family runs into the classroom to find Bart already there writing on the board.)''
−
|[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]
+
|[[Trash of the Titans]]
 
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
 
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
−
|189
+
|201
−
|[http:///index.php?title=January_04&action=edit&redlink=1 January 04], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_03&action=edit&redlink=1 May 03], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[All Singing, All Dancing]]
+
|[[King of the Hill (The Simpsons)|King of the Hill]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|190
+
|202
−
|[http:///index.php?title=January_11&action=edit&redlink=1 January 11], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_10&action=edit&redlink=1 May 10], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
−
|''no gag''
+
|I am not the new [http:///index.php?title=Dalai_Lama&action=edit&redlink=1 Dalai Lama]
−
|[[Bart Carny]]
+
|[[Lost Our Lisa]]
 
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
 
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
−
|191
+
|203
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_08&action=edit&redlink=1 February 08], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_17&action=edit&redlink=1 May 17], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
−
|Shooting [http:///index.php?title=Paintball&action=edit&redlink=1 paintballs] is not an art form
+
|I was not the inspiration for "[http:///index.php?title=Cosmo_Kramer&action=edit&redlink=1 Kramer]" ''(This episode aired three days after [http:///index.php?title=The_Finale_(Seinfeld_episode)&action=edit&redlink=1 the last episode] of "[http:///index.php?title=Seinfeld&action=edit&redlink=1 Seinfeld]".)''
−
|[[The Joy of Sect]]
+
|[[Natural Born Kissers]]
−
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|}
−
|192
+
 
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_15&action=edit&redlink=1 February 15], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
+
 
 +
== [[The Simpsons (season 10)|Season 10]] ==
 +
 
 +
{|width="100%" class="wikitable"
 +
!width="22" style="background-color: #bca56a"|#
 +
!width="117" style="background-color: #bca56a"|Airdate
 +
!style="background-color: #bca56a"|Gag
 +
!width="200" style="background-color: #bca56a"|Episode Name
 +
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 +
|204
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=August_23&action=edit&redlink=1 August 23], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Das Bus]]
+
|[[Lard of the Dance]]
−
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
 
−
|193
 
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_22&action=edit&redlink=1 February 22], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 
−
|Pain is not the cleanser (Surprisingly, Ned Flanders shouted "Pain is the cleanser!" as he yanked his moustache in the episode [[Home Away from Homer]].)
 
−
|[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]
 
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|194
+
|205
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_01&action=edit&redlink=1 March 01], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_20&action=edit&redlink=1 September 20], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
−
|[http:///index.php?title=Silly_string&action=edit&redlink=1 Silly string] is not a [http:///index.php?title=Nasal_spray&action=edit&redlink=1 nasal spray]
+
|I will not file [http:///index.php?title=Frivolous_litigation&action=edit&redlink=1 frivolous lawsuits]
−
|[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]
+
|[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]
−
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
+
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
−
|195
+
|206
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_08&action=edit&redlink=1 March 08], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_27&action=edit&redlink=1 September 27], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Lisa the Simpson]]
+
|[[Bart the Mother]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|196
+
|207
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_22&action=edit&redlink=1 March 22], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_25&action=edit&redlink=1 October 25], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
−
|I was told not to do this
+
|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX ''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''
−
|[[This Little Wiggy]]
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]
−
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
+
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
−
|197
+
|208
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_29&action=edit&redlink=1 March 29], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_08&action=edit&redlink=1 November 08], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
−
|My butt does not deserve a [http:///index.php?title=Website&action=edit&redlink=1 website]
+
|"butt.com" is not my [http:///index.php?title=E-mail_address&action=edit&redlink=1 E-mail address]''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website.  Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however.)''
−
|[[Simpson Tide]]
+
|[[When You Dish upon a Star]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|198
+
|209
−
|[http:///index.php?title=April_05&action=edit&redlink=1 April 05], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_15&action=edit&redlink=1 November 15], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
−
|I will not demand what I'm worth ''(This is a reference to the voice cast's recent demands for higher pay.)''
+
|No one cares what my [http:///index.php?title=Lewinsky_scandal&action=edit&redlink=1 definition of "is"] is
−
|[[The Trouble With Trillions]]
+
|[[D'oh-in in the Wind]]
−
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
+
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
−
|199
+
|210
−
|[http:///index.php?title=April_19&action=edit&redlink=1 April 19], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_22&action=edit&redlink=1 November 22], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
−
|''no gag''
+
|I will not scream for [http:///index.php?title=Ice_cream&action=edit&redlink=1 ice cream]
−
|[[Girly Edition]]
+
|[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|200
+
|211
−
|[http:///index.php?title=April_26&action=edit&redlink=1 April 26], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_06&action=edit&redlink=1 December 06], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
−
|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]]''(This was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode; the rest of the family runs into the classroom to find Bart already there writing on the board.)''
+
|I am not a licensed [http:///index.php?title=Hairstylist&action=edit&redlink=1 hairstylist]
−
|[[Trash of the Titans]]
+
|[[:Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]
−
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
+
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
−
|201
+
|212
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_03&action=edit&redlink=1 May 03], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_20&action=edit&redlink=1 December 20], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
−
|''no gag''
+
|"The [[Bill Clinton|President]] did it" is not an excuse ''(This aired a day after impeachment proceedings started against [[Bill Clinton]])''
−
|[[King of the Hill (The Simpsons)|King of the Hill]]
+
|[[Mayored to the Mob]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|202
+
|213
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_10&action=edit&redlink=1 May 10], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
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|[http:///index.php?title=January_10&action=edit&redlink=1 January 10], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
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|I am not the new [http:///index.php?title=Dalai_Lama&action=edit&redlink=1 Dalai Lama]
+
|My mom is not dating [http:///index.php?title=Jerry_Seinfeld&action=edit&redlink=1 Jerry Seinfeld]
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|[[Lost Our Lisa]]
+
|[[Viva Ned Flanders]]
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|[http:///index.php?title=May_17&action=edit&redlink=1 May 17], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 
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|I was not the inspiration for "[http:///index.php?title=Cosmo_Kramer&action=edit&redlink=1 Kramer]" ''(This episode aired three days after [http:///index.php?title=The_Finale_(Seinfeld_episode)&action=edit&redlink=1 the last episode] of "[http:///index.php?title=Seinfeld&action=edit&redlink=1 Seinfeld]".)''
 
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|[[Natural Born Kissers]]
 
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|214
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|[http:///index.php?title=August_23&action=edit&redlink=1 August 23], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
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|[http:///index.php?title=January_17&action=edit&redlink=1 January 17], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|''no gag''
+
|[[Sherri and Terri|Sherri]] does not "[http:///index.php?title=Baby_Got_Back&action=edit&redlink=1 got back]"
−
|[[Lard of the Dance]]
+
|[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
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|205
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|215
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|[http:///index.php?title=September_20&action=edit&redlink=1 September 20], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
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|[http:///index.php?title=January_31&action=edit&redlink=1 January 31], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|I will not file [http:///index.php?title=Frivolous_litigation&action=edit&redlink=1 frivolous lawsuits]
+
|I will not do "[http:///index.php?title=Atlanta_Falcons&action=edit&redlink=1 the dirty bird]" ''(This episode aired the night of [http:///index.php?title=Super_Bowl_XXXIII&action=edit&redlink=1 Super Bowl XXXIII], in which the [http:///index.php?title=Atlanta_Falcons&action=edit&redlink=1 Atlanta Falcons], for whom "The Dirty Bird" was a signature dance/celebration, played.)''
−
|[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]
+
|[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
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|206
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|216
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|[http:///index.php?title=September_27&action=edit&redlink=1 September 27], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_07&action=edit&redlink=1 February 07], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|''no gag''
+
|No one cares about my [http:///index.php?title=Sciatica&action=edit&redlink=1 sciatica]
−
|[[Bart the Mother]]
+
|[[Homer to the Max]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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|207
+
|217
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|[http:///index.php?title=October_25&action=edit&redlink=1 October 25], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_14&action=edit&redlink=1 February 14], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX ''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''
+
|[http:///index.php?title=Hillbilly&action=edit&redlink=1 Hillbillies] are people too
−
|[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]
+
|[[I'm with Cupid]]
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
−
|208
+
|218
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_08&action=edit&redlink=1 November 08], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_21&action=edit&redlink=1 February 21], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|"butt.com" is not my [http:///index.php?title=E-mail_address&action=edit&redlink=1 E-mail address]''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however.)''
+
|[http:///index.php?title=Grammar&action=edit&redlink=1 Grammar] is not a time of waste
−
|[[When You Dish upon a Star]]
+
|[[:Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|209
+
|219
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_15&action=edit&redlink=1 November 15], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_28&action=edit&redlink=1 February 28], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|No one cares what my [http:///index.php?title=Lewinsky_scandal&action=edit&redlink=1 definition of "is"] is
+
|I do not have [http:///index.php?title=Diplomatic_immunity&action=edit&redlink=1 diplomatic immunity] (Taken from 9F20)
−
|[[D'oh-in in the Wind]]
+
|[[Make Room for Lisa]]
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
−
|210
+
|220
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_22&action=edit&redlink=1 November 22], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_28&action=edit&redlink=1 March 28], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|I will not scream for [http:///index.php?title=Ice_cream&action=edit&redlink=1 ice cream]
+
|It does not suck to be you (A reference to a [http:///index.php?title=Prozz%C3%A4k&action=edit&redlink=1 Prozzäk] song)
−
|[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]
+
|[[Maximum Homerdrive]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|211
+
|221
−
|[http:///index.php?title=December_06&action=edit&redlink=1 December 06], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_04&action=edit&redlink=1 April 04], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|I am not a licensed [http:///index.php?title=Hairstylist&action=edit&redlink=1 hairstylist]
+
|I cannot [http:///index.php?title=Absolution&action=edit&redlink=1 absolve] sins ''(And during Lisa's dream in the episode:'' I will not deface'' using hieroglyphics where possible)''
−
|[[:Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]
+
|[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
−
|212
+
|222
−
|[http:///index.php?title=December_20&action=edit&redlink=1 December 20], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_11&action=edit&redlink=1 April 11], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|"The [[Bill Clinton|President]] did it" is not an excuse ''(This aired a day after impeachment proceedings started against [[Bill Clinton]])''
+
|A trained ape could not teach gym
−
|[[Mayored to the Mob]]
+
|[[Mom and Pop Art]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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|213
+
|223
−
|[http:///index.php?title=January_10&action=edit&redlink=1 January 10], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_25&action=edit&redlink=1 April 25], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|My mom is not dating [http:///index.php?title=Jerry_Seinfeld&action=edit&redlink=1 Jerry Seinfeld]
+
|Loose [http:///index.php?title=Tooth&action=edit&redlink=1 teeth] don't need my help
−
|[[Viva Ned Flanders]]
+
|[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
−
|214
+
|224
−
|[http:///index.php?title=January_17&action=edit&redlink=1 January 17], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_02&action=edit&redlink=1 May 02], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|[[Sherri and Terri|Sherri]] does not "[http:///index.php?title=Baby_Got_Back&action=edit&redlink=1 got back]"
+
|I have neither been there nor done that
−
|[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]
+
|[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|215
+
|225
−
|[http:///index.php?title=January_31&action=edit&redlink=1 January 31], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_09&action=edit&redlink=1 May 09], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|I will not do "[http:///index.php?title=Atlanta_Falcons&action=edit&redlink=1 the dirty bird]" ''(This episode aired the night of [http:///index.php?title=Super_Bowl_XXXIII&action=edit&redlink=1 Super Bowl XXXIII], in which the [http:///index.php?title=Atlanta_Falcons&action=edit&redlink=1 Atlanta Falcons], for whom "The Dirty Bird" was a signature dance/celebration, played.)''
+
|No one wants to hear from my armpits (This is from 3F01)
−
|[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]
+
|[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
−
|216
+
|226
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_07&action=edit&redlink=1 February 07], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_16&action=edit&redlink=1 May 16], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|No one cares about my [http:///index.php?title=Sciatica&action=edit&redlink=1 sciatica]
+
|I'm so very tired ''(At this point, Bart had been doing these gags for ten seasons.)''
−
|[[Homer to the Max]]
+
|[[Thirty Minutes over Tokyo]]
−
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|}
−
|217
+
 
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_14&action=edit&redlink=1 February 14], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
+
 
−
|[http:///index.php?title=Hillbilly&action=edit&redlink=1 Hillbillies] are people too
+
== [[The Simpsons (season 11)|Season 11]] ==
−
|[[I'm with Cupid]]
+
 
−
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
+
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
−
|218
+
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_21&action=edit&redlink=1 February 21], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
+
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
−
|[http:///index.php?title=Grammar&action=edit&redlink=1 Grammar] is not a time of waste
+
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
−
|[[:Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]
+
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|227
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=September_26&action=edit&redlink=1 September 26], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
 +
|Fridays are not "[http:///index.php?title=Clothing_optional&action=edit&redlink=1 pants optional]" ''(In Australia, [http:///index.php?title=Hamish_and_Andy&action=edit&redlink=1 Hamish and Andy] (a comedy duo) have decided that Friday should be Pants off Friday.)''
 +
|[[Beyond Blunderdome]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|219
+
|228
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_28&action=edit&redlink=1 February 28], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_03&action=edit&redlink=1 October 03], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|I do not have [http:///index.php?title=Diplomatic_immunity&action=edit&redlink=1 diplomatic immunity] (Taken from 9F20)
+
|[http:///index.php?title=Pork&action=edit&redlink=1 Pork] is not a [http:///index.php?title=Verb&action=edit&redlink=1 verb]''(the irony is that "pork" is a verb, albeit a vulgar slang term, meaning "to have sexual intercourse with")''
−
|[[Make Room for Lisa]]
+
|[[Brother's Little Helper]]
−
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|220
+
|229
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_28&action=edit&redlink=1 March 28], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_24&action=edit&redlink=1 October 24], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|It does not suck to be you (A reference to a [http:///index.php?title=Prozz%C3%A4k&action=edit&redlink=1 Prozzäk] song)
+
|I am not [http:///index.php?title=The_Last_Don&action=edit&redlink=1 the last Don]''(Possibly a reference to the 1997 TV minseries of the same name, which starred [[Joe Mantegna]], voice of recurring Simpsons character [[Fat Tony]])''
−
|[[Maximum Homerdrive]]
+
|[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|221
+
|230
−
|[http:///index.php?title=April_04&action=edit&redlink=1 April 04], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_31&action=edit&redlink=1 October 31], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|I cannot [http:///index.php?title=Absolution&action=edit&redlink=1 absolve] sins ''(And during Lisa's dream in the episode:'' I will not deface'' using hieroglyphics where possible)''
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror X]]
−
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|222
+
|231
−
|[http:///index.php?title=April_11&action=edit&redlink=1 April 11], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_07&action=edit&redlink=1 November 07], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|A trained ape could not teach gym
+
|I did not win the [http:///index.php?title=Nobel_Prize&action=edit&redlink=1 Nobel Fart Prize]
−
|[[Mom and Pop Art]]
+
|[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|223
+
|232
−
|[http:///index.php?title=April_25&action=edit&redlink=1 April 25], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_14&action=edit&redlink=1 November 14], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|Loose [http:///index.php?title=Tooth&action=edit&redlink=1 teeth] don't need my help
+
|I won't not use no [http:///index.php?title=Double_negative&action=edit&redlink=1 double negatives]''(since three negatives are used, the sentence is true)''
−
|[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]
+
|[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]
−
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|224
+
|233
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_02&action=edit&redlink=1 May 02], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_21&action=edit&redlink=1 November 21], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|I have neither been there nor done that
+
|[http:///index.php?title=School_prank&action=edit&redlink=1 Indian burns] are not our cultural heritage (This is from 3F05)
−
|[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]
+
|[[Eight Misbehavin']]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|225
+
|234
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_09&action=edit&redlink=1 May 09], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_28&action=edit&redlink=1 November 28], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|No one wants to hear from my armpits (This is from 3F01)
+
|I can't see dead people (This is a reference to [http:///index.php?title=The_Sixth_Sense&action=edit&redlink=1 The Sixth Sense])
−
|[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]
+
|[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]
−
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
−
|226
 
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_16&action=edit&redlink=1 May 16], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
 
−
|I'm so very tired ''(At this point, Bart had been doing these gags for ten seasons.)''
 
−
|[[Thirty Minutes over Tokyo]]
 
−
|}
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
== [[The Simpsons (season 11)|Season 11]] ==
 
−
 
 
−
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
 
−
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
 
−
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
 
−
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
 
−
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
 
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|227
+
|235
−
|[http:///index.php?title=September_26&action=edit&redlink=1 September 26], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_19&action=edit&redlink=1 December 19], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|Fridays are not "[http:///index.php?title=Clothing_optional&action=edit&redlink=1 pants optional]" ''(In Australia, [http:///index.php?title=Hamish_and_Andy&action=edit&redlink=1 Hamish and Andy] (a comedy duo) have decided that Friday should be Pants off Friday.)''
+
|I will not [http:///index.php?title=Organ_transplant&action=edit&redlink=1 sell my kidney] on [http:///index.php?title=EBay&action=edit&redlink=1 eBay] (this is impossible now, since eBay prohibits the sale of organs)
−
|[[Beyond Blunderdome]]
+
|[[Grift of the Magi]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|228
+
|236
−
|[http:///index.php?title=October_03&action=edit&redlink=1 October 03], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_9&action=edit&redlink=1 January 9], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
|[http:///index.php?title=Pork&action=edit&redlink=1 Pork] is not a [http:///index.php?title=Verb&action=edit&redlink=1 verb]''(the irony is that "pork" is a verb, albeit a vulgar slang term, meaning "to have sexual intercourse with")''
+
|I will not [http:///index.php?title=Chris_Ofili&action=edit&redlink=1 create art from dung]
−
|[[Brother's Little Helper]]
+
|[[Little Big Mom]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|229
+
|237
−
|[http:///index.php?title=October_24&action=edit&redlink=1 October 24], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_16&action=edit&redlink=1 January 16], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
|I am not [http:///index.php?title=The_Last_Don&action=edit&redlink=1 the last Don]''(Possibly a reference to the 1997 TV minseries of the same name, which starred [[Joe Mantegna]], voice of recurring Simpsons character [[Fat Tony]])''
+
|I will stop phoning it in
−
|[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]
+
|[[Faith Off]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|230
+
|238
−
|[http:///index.php?title=October_31&action=edit&redlink=1 October 31], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_23&action=edit&redlink=1 January 23], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
|''no gag''
+
|Class clown is not a paid position
−
|[[Treehouse of Horror X]]
+
|[[The Mansion Family]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|231
+
|239
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_07&action=edit&redlink=1 November 07], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_06&action=edit&redlink=1 February 06], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
|I did not win the [http:///index.php?title=Nobel_Prize&action=edit&redlink=1 Nobel Fart Prize]
+
|Substitute teachers are not [http:///index.php?title=Strike_action&action=edit&redlink=1 scabs]
−
|[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]
+
|[[Saddlesore Galactica]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|232
+
|240
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_14&action=edit&redlink=1 November 14], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
+
|[[February 13]], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
|I won't not use no [http:///index.php?title=Double_negative&action=edit&redlink=1 double negatives]''(since three negatives are used, the sentence is true)''
+
|My [http:///index.php?title=Suspension_(school_punishment)&action=edit&redlink=1 suspension] was not mutual
−
|[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]
+
|[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
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|233
+
|241
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_21&action=edit&redlink=1 November 21], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_20&action=edit&redlink=1 February 20], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
|[http:///index.php?title=School_prank&action=edit&redlink=1 Indian burns] are not our cultural heritage (This is from 3F05)
+
|A [http:///index.php?title=Belch&action=edit&redlink=1 belch] is not an oral report
−
|[[Eight Misbehavin']]
+
|[[:Missionary: Impossible]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|234
+
|242
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_28&action=edit&redlink=1 November 28], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_27&action=edit&redlink=1 February 27], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
|I can't see dead people (This is a reference to [http:///index.php?title=The_Sixth_Sense&action=edit&redlink=1 The Sixth Sense])
+
|[http:///index.php?title=Dodgeball&action=edit&redlink=1 Dodgeball] stops at the gym door
−
|[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]
+
|[[Pygmoelian]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|235
+
|243
−
|[http:///index.php?title=December_19&action=edit&redlink=1 December 19], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_19&action=edit&redlink=1 March 19], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
|I will not [http:///index.php?title=Organ_transplant&action=edit&redlink=1 sell my kidney] on [http:///index.php?title=EBay&action=edit&redlink=1 eBay] (this is impossible now, since eBay prohibits the sale of organs)
+
|[http:///index.php?title=Flammable&action=edit&redlink=1 Non-flammable] is not a challenge
−
|[[Grift of the Magi]]
+
|[[Bart to the Future]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|236
+
|244
−
|[http:///index.php?title=January_9&action=edit&redlink=1 January 9], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_09&action=edit&redlink=1 April 09], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
|I will not [http:///index.php?title=Chris_Ofili&action=edit&redlink=1 create art from dung]
+
|I was not [http:///index.php?title=Sexual_harassment&action=edit&redlink=1 touched][http:///index.php?title=Penis&action=edit&redlink=1 "there"][http:///index.php?title=Touched_by_an_Angel&action=edit&redlink=1 by an angel]
−
|[[Little Big Mom]]
+
|[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|237
+
|245
−
|[http:///index.php?title=January_16&action=edit&redlink=1 January 16], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_30&action=edit&redlink=1 April 30], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
|I will stop phoning it in
+
|I am not here on a fartball [http:///index.php?title=Scholarship&action=edit&redlink=1 scholarship]
−
|[[Faith Off]]
+
|[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|238
+
|246
−
|[http:///index.php?title=January_23&action=edit&redlink=1 January 23], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_07&action=edit&redlink=1 May 07], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
|Class clown is not a paid position
+
|I will not dance on anyone's grave
−
|[[The Mansion Family]]
+
|[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|239
+
|247
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_06&action=edit&redlink=1 February 06], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_14&action=edit&redlink=1 May 14], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
|Substitute teachers are not [http:///index.php?title=Strike_action&action=edit&redlink=1 scabs]
+
|I cannot hire a substitute student
−
|[[Saddlesore Galactica]]
+
|[[It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|240
+
|248
−
|[[February 13]], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_21&action=edit&redlink=1 May 21], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
|My [http:///index.php?title=Suspension_(school_punishment)&action=edit&redlink=1 suspension] was not mutual
+
|"I will not obey the voices in my head"
−
|[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]
+
|[[Behind the Laughter]]
 +
|}
 +
 
 +
 
 +
== [[The Simpsons (season 12)|Season 12]] ==
 +
 
 +
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
 +
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
 +
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
 +
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
 +
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|241
+
|249
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_20&action=edit&redlink=1 February 20], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_01&action=edit&redlink=1 November 01], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
|A [http:///index.php?title=Belch&action=edit&redlink=1 belch] is not an oral report
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[:Missionary: Impossible]]
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|242
+
|250
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_27&action=edit&redlink=1 February 27], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_05&action=edit&redlink=1 November 05], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
|[http:///index.php?title=Dodgeball&action=edit&redlink=1 Dodgeball] stops at the gym door
+
|I will not plant sublimin<span style="color: green;">'''al'''</span> messa'''[http:///index.php?title=Al_Gore&action=edit&redlink=1 <span style="color: green;">gore</span>]'''s (aired two days before the [http:///index.php?title=United_States_presidential_election,_2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000 U.S. presidential election])
−
|[[Pygmoelian]]
+
|[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|243
+
|251
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_19&action=edit&redlink=1 March 19], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_12&action=edit&redlink=1 November 12], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
|[http:///index.php?title=Flammable&action=edit&redlink=1 Non-flammable] is not a challenge
+
|I will not surprise the [http:///index.php?title=Incontinence&action=edit&redlink=1 incontinent]
−
|[[Bart to the Future]]
+
|[[Insane Clown Poppy]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|244
+
|252
−
|[http:///index.php?title=April_09&action=edit&redlink=1 April 09], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_19&action=edit&redlink=1 November 19], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
|I was not [http:///index.php?title=Sexual_harassment&action=edit&redlink=1 touched][http:///index.php?title=Penis&action=edit&redlink=1 "there"][http:///index.php?title=Touched_by_an_Angel&action=edit&redlink=1 by an angel]
+
|I am not the [http:///index.php?title=Acting_President_of_the_United_States&action=edit&redlink=1 acting president] (aired during the legal contest over the results of the 2000 presidential election)
−
|[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]
+
|[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|245
+
|253
−
|[http:///index.php?title=April_30&action=edit&redlink=1 April 30], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_26&action=edit&redlink=1 November 26], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
|I am not here on a fartball [http:///index.php?title=Scholarship&action=edit&redlink=1 scholarship]
+
|I was not the [http:///index.php?title=Fifth_Beatle&action=edit&redlink=1 sixth Beatle]
−
|[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]
+
|[[Homer vs. Dignity]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|246
+
|254
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_07&action=edit&redlink=1 May 07], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_03&action=edit&redlink=1 December 03], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
|I will not dance on anyone's grave
+
|I will only provide a urine sample when asked
−
|[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]
+
|[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|247
+
|255
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_14&action=edit&redlink=1 May 14], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_10&action=edit&redlink=1 December 10], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
|I cannot hire a substitute student
+
|The nurse is not dealing
−
|[[It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]
+
|[[The Great Money Caper]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|248
+
|256
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_21&action=edit&redlink=1 May 21], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_17&action=edit&redlink=1 December 17], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
|"I will not obey the voices in my head"
+
|Science class should not end in [http:///index.php?title=Tragedy&action=edit&redlink=1 tragedy]''(During the episode, Skinner writes "I ain't not a dorkus")''
−
|[[Behind the Laughter]]
+
|[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]
−
|}
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
== [[The Simpsons (season 12)|Season 12]] ==
 
−
 
 
−
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
 
−
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
 
−
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
 
−
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
 
−
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
 
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|249
+
|257
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_01&action=edit&redlink=1 November 01], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_07&action=edit&redlink=1 January 07], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
−
|''no gag''
+
|Network TV is not dead
−
|[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]
+
|[[HOMR]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|250
+
|258
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_05&action=edit&redlink=1 November 05], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_14&action=edit&redlink=1 January 14], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
−
|I will not plant sublimin<span style="color: green;">'''al'''</span> messa'''[http:///index.php?title=Al_Gore&action=edit&redlink=1 <span style="color: green;">gore</span>]'''s (aired two days before the [http:///index.php?title=United_States_presidential_election,_2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000 U.S. presidential election])
+
|I will not "[http:///index.php?title=Who_Let_the_Dogs_Out&action=edit&redlink=1 let the dogs out]" ''(reference a song made popular by the [[Baha Men]])''
−
|[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]
+
|[[Pokey Mom]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|251
+
|259
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_12&action=edit&redlink=1 November 12], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_04&action=edit&redlink=1 February 04], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
−
|I will not surprise the [http:///index.php?title=Incontinence&action=edit&redlink=1 incontinent]
+
|I will not hide the teacher's medication
−
|[[Insane Clown Poppy]]
+
|[[Worst Episode Ever]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|252
+
|260
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_19&action=edit&redlink=1 November 19], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_11&action=edit&redlink=1 February 11], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
−
|I am not the [http:///index.php?title=Acting_President_of_the_United_States&action=edit&redlink=1 acting president] (aired during the legal contest over the results of the 2000 presidential election)
+
|I will not publish the principal's [http:///index.php?title=Credit_history&action=edit&redlink=1 credit report]
−
|[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]
+
|[[Tennis the Menace]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|253
+
|261
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_26&action=edit&redlink=1 November 26], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_18&action=edit&redlink=1 February 18], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
−
|I was not the [http:///index.php?title=Fifth_Beatle&action=edit&redlink=1 sixth Beatle]
+
|The hamster did not have a "full life"
−
|[[Homer vs. Dignity]]
+
|[[Day of the Jackanapes]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|254
+
|262
−
|[http:///index.php?title=December_03&action=edit&redlink=1 December 03], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_25&action=edit&redlink=1 February 25], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
−
|I will only provide a urine sample when asked
+
|I will not buy a [http:///index.php?title=Presidential_pardon&action=edit&redlink=1 presidential pardon]''(This refers to the [http:///index.php?title=Bill_Clinton_pardons_controversy&action=edit&redlink=1 Bill Clinton pardons controversy], involving 140 pardons he issued on his last day in office.)''
−
|[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]
+
|[[New Kids on the Blecch]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|255
+
|263
−
|[http:///index.php?title=December_10&action=edit&redlink=1 December 10], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_04&action=edit&redlink=1 March 04], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
−
|The nurse is not dealing
+
|"[http:///index.php?title=Temptation_Island&action=edit&redlink=1 Temptation Island]" was not a sleazy piece of crap
−
|[[The Great Money Caper]]
+
|[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|256
+
|264
−
|[http:///index.php?title=December_17&action=edit&redlink=1 December 17], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_11&action=edit&redlink=1 March 11], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
−
|Science class should not end in [http:///index.php?title=Tragedy&action=edit&redlink=1 tragedy]''(During the episode, Skinner writes "I ain't not a dorkus")''
+
|I will not scare the [http:///index.php?title=Dick_Cheney&action=edit&redlink=1 vice president]''(a reference to VP Cheney's heart condition)''
−
|[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]
+
|[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|257
+
|265
−
|[http:///index.php?title=January_07&action=edit&redlink=1 January 07], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_01&action=edit&redlink=1 April 01], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
−
|Network TV is not dead
+
|I will not flush evidence
−
|[[HOMR]]
+
|[[Simpson Safari]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|258
+
|266
−
|[http:///index.php?title=January_14&action=edit&redlink=1 January 14], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_29&action=edit&redlink=1 April 29], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
−
|I will not "[http:///index.php?title=Who_Let_the_Dogs_Out&action=edit&redlink=1 let the dogs out]" ''(reference a song made popular by the [[Baha Men]])''
+
|Fire is not the cleanser
−
|[[Pokey Mom]]
+
|[[Trilogy of Error]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|259
+
|267
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_04&action=edit&redlink=1 February 04], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_06&action=edit&redlink=1 May 06], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
−
|I will not hide the teacher's medication
+
|[http:///index.php?title=Genetics&action=edit&redlink=1 Genetics] is not an excuse
−
|[[Worst Episode Ever]]
+
|[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|260
+
|268
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_11&action=edit&redlink=1 February 11], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_13&action=edit&redlink=1 May 13], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
−
|I will not publish the principal's [http:///index.php?title=Credit_history&action=edit&redlink=1 credit report]
+
|Today is not [http:///index.php?title=Mothra&action=edit&redlink=1 Mothra]'s Day ''(This episode aired on [http:///index.php?title=Mother%27s_Day&action=edit&redlink=1 Mother's Day].)''
−
|[[Tennis the Menace]]
+
|[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|269
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_20&action=edit&redlink=1 May 20], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
 +
|I should not be twenty-one by now ''(Referring to the fact that Bart has been the age of ten for over eleven years.)''
 +
|[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]
 +
|}
 +
 
 +
 
 +
== [[The Simpsons (season 13)|Season 13]] ==
 +
 
 +
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
 +
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
 +
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
 +
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
 +
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|261
+
|270
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_18&action=edit&redlink=1 February 18], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
+
|November 6, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
−
|The hamster did not have a "full life"
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[Day of the Jackanapes]]
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|262
+
|271
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_25&action=edit&redlink=1 February 25], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
+
|November 11, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
−
|I will not buy a [http:///index.php?title=Presidential_pardon&action=edit&redlink=1 presidential pardon]''(This refers to the [http:///index.php?title=Bill_Clinton_pardons_controversy&action=edit&redlink=1 Bill Clinton pardons controversy], involving 140 pardons he issued on his last day in office.)''
+
|Nobody reads these anymore
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|[[New Kids on the Blecch]]
+
|[[The Parent Rap]]
 
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|[http:///index.php?title=March_04&action=edit&redlink=1 March 04], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
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|November 18, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
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|"[http:///index.php?title=Temptation_Island&action=edit&redlink=1 Temptation Island]" was not a sleazy piece of crap
+
|A burp in a jar is not a science project
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|[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]
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|[[Homer the Moe]]
 
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|[http:///index.php?title=March_11&action=edit&redlink=1 March 11], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
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|December 2, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
−
|I will not scare the [http:///index.php?title=Dick_Cheney&action=edit&redlink=1 vice president]''(a reference to VP Cheney's heart condition)''
+
|Fun does not have a size
−
|[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]
+
|[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]
 
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|[http:///index.php?title=April_01&action=edit&redlink=1 April 01], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
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|December 9, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
−
|I will not flush evidence
+
|I am not Charlie Brown on acid (''reference to how critics described "[[South Park]]"'')
−
|[[Simpson Safari]]
+
|[[The Blunder Years]]
 
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|[http:///index.php?title=April_29&action=edit&redlink=1 April 29], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
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|December 16, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
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|Fire is not the cleanser
+
|I do not have a cereal named after me ''(In fact, he did: "[http:///index.php?title=Bart_Simpson_Peanut_Butter_Chocolate_Crunch&action=edit&redlink=1 Bart Simpson Peanut Butter Chocolate Crunch]". In the UK they released "[http:///index.php?title=Bart_Simpson%27s_No_Problem-os&action=edit&redlink=1 Bart Simpson's No Problem-os])''
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|[[Trilogy of Error]]
+
|[[She of Little Faith]]
 
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|[http:///index.php?title=May_06&action=edit&redlink=1 May 06], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
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|January 6, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
−
|[http:///index.php?title=Genetics&action=edit&redlink=1 Genetics] is not an excuse
+
|''no gag''
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|[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]
+
|[[Brawl in the Family]]
 
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|[http:///index.php?title=May_13&action=edit&redlink=1 May 13], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
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|January 20, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
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|Today is not [http:///index.php?title=Mothra&action=edit&redlink=1 Mothra]'s Day ''(This episode aired on [http:///index.php?title=Mother%27s_Day&action=edit&redlink=1 Mother's Day].)''
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]
+
|[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]
 
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|[http:///index.php?title=May_20&action=edit&redlink=1 May 20], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
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|[http:///index.php?title=January_27&action=edit&redlink=1 January 27], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
−
|I should not be twenty-one by now ''(Referring to the fact that Bart has been the age of ten for over eleven years.)''
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]
+
|[[Jaws Wired Shut]]
−
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+
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+
|279
−
 
+
|February 10, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
−
== [[The Simpsons (season 13)|Season 13]] ==
+
|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s''(A reference to his Butterfinger commercials and how, after a blatant jab two episodes earlier, the ads had been canceled.)''
−
 
+
|[[Half-Decent Proposal]]
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+
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!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
+
|February 17, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
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!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
+
|The Giving Tree is not a chump
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|February 24, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
 +
|Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project
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|[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]
 
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|270
+
|282
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|November 6, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
+
|March 10, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
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|[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]
+
|[[The Old Man and the Key]]
 
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|November 11, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
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|March 17, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
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|Nobody reads these anymore
+
|Vampire is not a career choice
−
|[[The Parent Rap]]
+
|[[Tales from the Public Domain]]
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|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
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|272
 
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|November 18, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
 
−
|A burp in a jar is not a science project
 
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|[[Homer the Moe]]
 
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|273
 
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|December 2, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
 
−
|Fun does not have a size
 
−
|[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]
 
 
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|274
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|December 9, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
+
|March 31, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
−
|I am not Charlie Brown on acid (''reference to how critics described "[[South Park]]"'')
+
|''no gag''
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|[[The Blunder Years]]
+
|[[Blame It on Lisa]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
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|275
+
|285
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|December 16, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
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|April 7, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
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|I do not have a cereal named after me ''(In fact, he did: "[http:///index.php?title=Bart_Simpson_Peanut_Butter_Chocolate_Crunch&action=edit&redlink=1 Bart Simpson Peanut Butter Chocolate Crunch]". In the UK they released "[http:///index.php?title=Bart_Simpson%27s_No_Problem-os&action=edit&redlink=1 Bart Simpson's No Problem-os])''
+
|''no gag''
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|[[She of Little Faith]]
+
|[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
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|276
+
|286
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|January 6, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
+
|April 21, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Brawl in the Family]]
+
|[[Gump Roast]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
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|277
+
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|January 20, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
+
|April 28, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]
+
|[[I Am Furious Yellow]]
 
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|[http:///index.php?title=January_27&action=edit&redlink=1 January 27], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
+
|May 5, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
 +
|I will never [[Matt Groening|lie about being cancelled]] again ''(a reference to Matt Groening spreading a rumor that The Simpsons was going to end its run after this season)''
 +
|[[The Sweetest Apu]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|289
 +
|May 12, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Jaws Wired Shut]]
+
|[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]
−
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
−
|279
 
−
|February 10, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
 
−
|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s''(A reference to his Butterfinger commercials and how, after a blatant jab two episodes earlier, the ads had been canceled.)''
 
−
|[[Half-Decent Proposal]]
 
 
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+
|290
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|February 17, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
+
|May 19, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
−
|The Giving Tree is not a chump
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]
+
|[[The Frying Game]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
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|281
+
|291
−
|February 24, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
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|May 22, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
−
|Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project
 
−
|[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]
 
−
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
−
|282
 
−
|March 10, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
 
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[The Old Man and the Key]]
+
|[[Papa's Got a Brand New Badge]]
−
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|}
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|283
+
 
−
|March 17, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
+
 
−
|Vampire is not a career choice
+
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|[[Tales from the Public Domain]]
+
 
 +
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 +
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
 +
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
 +
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
 +
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|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
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|284
+
|292
−
|March 31, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_03&action=edit&redlink=1 November 03], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Blame It on Lisa]]
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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|285
+
|293
−
|April 7, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_10&action=edit&redlink=1 November 10], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]
+
|[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
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|286
+
|294
−
|April 21, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_17&action=edit&redlink=1 November 17], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
−
|''no gag''
+
|Fish do not like [http:///index.php?title=Coffee&action=edit&redlink=1 coffee]
−
|[[Gump Roast]]
+
|[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|287
+
|295
−
|April 28, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_24&action=edit&redlink=1 November 24], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[I Am Furious Yellow]]
+
|[[Large Marge]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
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|288
+
|296
−
|May 5, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_01&action=edit&redlink=1 December 01], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
−
|I will never [[Matt Groening|lie about being cancelled]] again ''(a reference to Matt Groening spreading a rumor that The Simpsons was going to end its run after this season)''
+
|[[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] did not test [http:///index.php?title=Cooties&action=edit&redlink=1 cootie] positive
−
|[[The Sweetest Apu]]
+
|[[Helter Shelter]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|289
+
|297
−
|May 12, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_15&action=edit&redlink=1 December 15], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]
+
|[[The Great Louse Detective]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|290
+
|298
−
|May 19, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_05&action=edit&redlink=1 January 05], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[The Frying Game]]
+
|[[Special Edna]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|291
+
|299
−
|May 22, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_12&action=edit&redlink=1 January 12], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Papa's Got a Brand New Badge]]
+
|[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]
−
|}
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
== [[The Simpsons (season 14)|Season 14]] ==
 
−
 
 
−
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−
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
 
−
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
 
−
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
 
−
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
 
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|292
+
|300
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_03&action=edit&redlink=1 November 03], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_02&action=edit&redlink=1 February 02], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
−
|''no gag''
+
|This school does not need a "[http:///index.php?title=Regime_change&action=edit&redlink=1 regime change]" ''(reference to the then-upcoming [http:///index.php?title=2003_Invasion_of_Iraq&action=edit&redlink=1 War In Iraq])''
−
|[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]
+
|[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|293
+
|301
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_10&action=edit&redlink=1 November 10], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_09&action=edit&redlink=1 February 09], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
−
|''no gag''
+
|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a [http:///index.php?title=Contraceptive&action=edit&redlink=1 contraceptive]
−
|[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]
+
|[[Pray Anything]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|294
+
|302
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_17&action=edit&redlink=1 November 17], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_16&action=edit&redlink=1 February 16], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
−
|Fish do not like [http:///index.php?title=Coffee&action=edit&redlink=1 coffee]
+
|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe.)''
−
|[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]
+
|[[Barting Over]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|295
+
|303
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_24&action=edit&redlink=1 November 24], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_16&action=edit&redlink=1 February 16], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Large Marge]]
+
|[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|296
+
|304
−
|[http:///index.php?title=December_01&action=edit&redlink=1 December 01], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_02&action=edit&redlink=1 March 02], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
−
|[[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] did not test [http:///index.php?title=Cooties&action=edit&redlink=1 cootie] positive
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[Helter Shelter]]
+
|[[A Star Is Born-Again]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|297
+
|305
−
|[http:///index.php?title=December_15&action=edit&redlink=1 December 15], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_09&action=edit&redlink=1 March 09], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[The Great Louse Detective]]
+
|[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|298
+
|306
−
|[http:///index.php?title=January_05&action=edit&redlink=1 January 05], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_16&action=edit&redlink=1 March 16], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Special Edna]]
+
|[[C.E. D'oh]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|299
+
|307
−
|[http:///index.php?title=January_12&action=edit&redlink=1 January 12], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_30&action=edit&redlink=1 March 30], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]
+
|[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|300
+
|308
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_02&action=edit&redlink=1 February 02], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_13&action=edit&redlink=1 April 13], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
−
|This school does not need a "[http:///index.php?title=Regime_change&action=edit&redlink=1 regime change]" ''(reference to the then-upcoming [http:///index.php?title=2003_Invasion_of_Iraq&action=edit&redlink=1 War In Iraq])''
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]
+
|[[Three Gays of the Condo]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|301
+
|309
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_09&action=edit&redlink=1 February 09], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_27&action=edit&redlink=1 April 27], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
−
|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a [http:///index.php?title=Contraceptive&action=edit&redlink=1 contraceptive]
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[Pray Anything]]
+
|[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|302
+
|310
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_16&action=edit&redlink=1 February 16], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_04&action=edit&redlink=1 May 04], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
−
|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe.)''
+
|My pen is not a [http:///index.php?title=Booger&action=edit&redlink=1 booger] launcher
−
|[[Barting Over]]
+
|[[Old Yeller Belly]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|303
+
|311
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_16&action=edit&redlink=1 February 16], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_11&action=edit&redlink=1 May 11], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]
+
|[[Brake My Wife, Please]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|304
+
|312
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_02&action=edit&redlink=1 March 02], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_18&action=edit&redlink=1 May 18], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
−
|''no gag''
+
|[http:///index.php?title=Sandwich&action=edit&redlink=1 Sandwiches] should not contain [http:///index.php?title=Sand&action=edit&redlink=1 sand]
−
|[[A Star Is Born-Again]]
+
|[[Bart of War]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|305
+
|313
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_09&action=edit&redlink=1 March 09], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_18&action=edit&redlink=1 May 18], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]
+
|[[Moe Baby Blues]]
 +
|}
 +
 
 +
 
 +
== [[The Simpsons (season 15)|Season 15]] ==
 +
 
 +
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
 +
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
 +
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
 +
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
 +
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|306
+
|314
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_16&action=edit&redlink=1 March 16], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_02&action=edit&redlink=1 November 02], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[C.E. D'oh]]
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|307
+
|315
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_30&action=edit&redlink=1 March 30], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_09&action=edit&redlink=1 November 09], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]
+
|[[My Mother the Carjacker]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|308
+
|316
−
|[http:///index.php?title=April_13&action=edit&redlink=1 April 13], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_16&action=edit&redlink=1 November 16], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Three Gays of the Condo]]
+
|[[The President Wore Pearls]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|309
+
|317
−
|[http:///index.php?title=April_27&action=edit&redlink=1 April 27], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_23&action=edit&redlink=1 November 23], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]
+
|[[The Regina Monologues]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|310
+
|318
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_04&action=edit&redlink=1 May 04], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_30&action=edit&redlink=1 November 30], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
−
|My pen is not a [http:///index.php?title=Booger&action=edit&redlink=1 booger] launcher
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[Old Yeller Belly]]
+
|[[The Fat and the Furriest]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|311
+
|319
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_11&action=edit&redlink=1 May 11], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_07&action=edit&redlink=1 December 07], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
−
|''no gag''
+
|Over forty & single is not funny
−
|[[Brake My Wife, Please]]
+
|[[Today I Am a Clown]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|312
+
|320
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_18&action=edit&redlink=1 May 18], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_14&action=edit&redlink=1 December 14], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
−
|[http:///index.php?title=Sandwich&action=edit&redlink=1 Sandwiches] should not contain [http:///index.php?title=Sand&action=edit&redlink=1 sand]
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[Bart of War]]
+
|[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|313
+
|321
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_18&action=edit&redlink=1 May 18], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_04&action=edit&redlink=1 January 04], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Moe Baby Blues]]
+
|[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays]]
−
|}
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
== [[The Simpsons (season 15)|Season 15]] ==
 
−
 
 
−
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
 
−
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
 
−
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
 
−
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
 
−
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
 
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|314
+
|322
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_02&action=edit&redlink=1 November 02], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_11&action=edit&redlink=1 January 11], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]
+
|[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|315
+
|323
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_09&action=edit&redlink=1 November 09], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_25&action=edit&redlink=1 January 25], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[My Mother the Carjacker]]
+
|[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|316
+
|324
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_16&action=edit&redlink=1 November 16], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_08&action=edit&redlink=1 February 08], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[The President Wore Pearls]]
+
|[[Margical History Tour]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|317
+
|325
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_23&action=edit&redlink=1 November 23], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_15&action=edit&redlink=1 February 15], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[The Regina Monologues]]
+
|[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|318
+
|326
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_30&action=edit&redlink=1 November 30], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_22&action=edit&redlink=1 February 22], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[The Fat and the Furriest]]
+
|[[Smart and Smarter]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|319
+
|327
−
|[http:///index.php?title=December_07&action=edit&redlink=1 December 07], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_14&action=edit&redlink=1 March 14], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
−
|Over forty & single is not funny
+
|I will not speculate on how hot [[Mrs. Krabappel|teacher]] used to be
−
|[[Today I Am a Clown]]
+
|[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|320
+
|328
−
|[http:///index.php?title=December_14&action=edit&redlink=1 December 14], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_21&action=edit&redlink=1 March 21], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]
+
|[[Co-Dependent's Day]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|321
+
|329
−
|[http:///index.php?title=January_04&action=edit&redlink=1 January 04], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_28&action=edit&redlink=1 March 28], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays]]
+
|[[The Wandering Juvie]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|322
+
|330
−
|[http:///index.php?title=January_11&action=edit&redlink=1 January 11], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_18&action=edit&redlink=1 April 18], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot]]
+
|[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|323
+
|331
−
|[http:///index.php?title=January_25&action=edit&redlink=1 January 25], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_25&action=edit&redlink=1 April 25], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=Catch_%27Em_if_You_Can&action=edit&redlink=1 Catch 'Em if You Can]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|324
+
|332
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_08&action=edit&redlink=1 February 08], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_02&action=edit&redlink=1 May 02], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Margical History Tour]]
+
|[[Simple Simpson]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|325
+
|333
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_15&action=edit&redlink=1 February 15], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_09&action=edit&redlink=1 May 09], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]
+
|[[The Way We Weren't]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|326
+
|334
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_22&action=edit&redlink=1 February 22], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_16&action=edit&redlink=1 May 16], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Smart and Smarter]]
+
|[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|327
+
|335
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_14&action=edit&redlink=1 March 14], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_23&action=edit&redlink=1 May 23], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
−
|I will not speculate on how hot [[Mrs. Krabappel|teacher]] used to be
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]
+
|[[Fraudcast News]]
 +
|}
 +
 
 +
 
 +
== [[The Simpsons (season 16)|Season 16]] ==
 +
 
 +
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
 +
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
 +
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
 +
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
 +
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|328
+
|336
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_21&action=edit&redlink=1 March 21], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_07&action=edit&redlink=1 November 07], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Co-Dependent's Day]]
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|329
+
|337
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_28&action=edit&redlink=1 March 28], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_14&action=edit&redlink=1 November 14], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[The Wandering Juvie]]
+
|[[All's Fair in Oven War]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|330
+
|338
−
|[http:///index.php?title=April_18&action=edit&redlink=1 April 18], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_21&action=edit&redlink=1 November 21], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]
+
|[[Sleeping with the Enemy (The Simpsons episode)|Sleeping with the Enemy]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|331
+
|339
−
|[http:///index.php?title=April_25&action=edit&redlink=1 April 25], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_05&action=edit&redlink=1 December 05], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
−
|''no gag''
+
|Poking a dead [http:///index.php?title=Raccoon&action=edit&redlink=1 raccoon] is not research
−
|[http:///index.php?title=Catch_%27Em_if_You_Can&action=edit&redlink=1 Catch 'Em if You Can]
+
|[[She Used to Be My Girl]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|332
+
|340
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_02&action=edit&redlink=1 May 02], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_12&action=edit&redlink=1 December 12], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Simple Simpson]]
+
|[[Fat Man and Little Boy (The Simpsons)|Fat Man and Little Boy]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|333
+
|341
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_09&action=edit&redlink=1 May 09], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_16&action=edit&redlink=1 January 16], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[The Way We Weren't]]
+
|[[Midnight Rx]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|334
+
|342
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_16&action=edit&redlink=1 May 16], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_30&action=edit&redlink=1 January 30], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]
+
|[[Mommie Beerest]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|335
+
|343
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_23&action=edit&redlink=1 May 23], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_06&action=edit&redlink=1 February 06], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|344
 +
|[[February 13]], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Fraudcast News]]
+
|[[Pranksta Rap]]
−
|}
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
 
+
|345
−
 
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_20&action=edit&redlink=1 February 20], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
−
== [[The Simpsons (season 16)|Season 16]] ==
+
|''no gag''
−
 
+
|[[There's Something About Marrying]]
−
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
 
−
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
 
−
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
 
−
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
 
−
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
 
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|336
+
|346
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_07&action=edit&redlink=1 November 07], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_06&action=edit&redlink=1 March 06], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
−
|''no gag''
+
|Beer in a [http:///index.php?title=Milk_carton&action=edit&redlink=1 milk carton] is not milk
−
|[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]
+
|[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|337
+
|347
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_14&action=edit&redlink=1 November 14], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_13&action=edit&redlink=1 March 13], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[All's Fair in Oven War]]
+
|[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|338
+
|348
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_21&action=edit&redlink=1 November 21], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_20&action=edit&redlink=1 March 20], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Sleeping with the Enemy (The Simpsons episode)|Sleeping with the Enemy]]
+
|[[Mobile Homer]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|339
+
|349
−
|[http:///index.php?title=December_05&action=edit&redlink=1 December 05], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_03&action=edit&redlink=1 April 03], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
−
|Poking a dead [http:///index.php?title=Raccoon&action=edit&redlink=1 raccoon] is not research
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[She Used to Be My Girl]]
+
|[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|340
+
|350
−
|[http:///index.php?title=December_12&action=edit&redlink=1 December 12], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_17&action=edit&redlink=1 April 17], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Fat Man and Little Boy (The Simpsons)|Fat Man and Little Boy]]
+
|[[Future-Drama]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|341
+
|351
−
|[http:///index.php?title=January_16&action=edit&redlink=1 January 16], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_01&action=edit&redlink=1 May 01], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Midnight Rx]]
+
|[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|342
+
|352
−
|[http:///index.php?title=January_30&action=edit&redlink=1 January 30], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_01&action=edit&redlink=1 May 01], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Mommie Beerest]]
+
|[[The Heartbroke Kid]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|343
+
|353
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_06&action=edit&redlink=1 February 06], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_08&action=edit&redlink=1 May 08], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]
+
|[[A Star Is Torn]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|344
+
|354
−
|[[February 13]], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_08&action=edit&redlink=1 May 08], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Pranksta Rap]]
+
|[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|345
+
|355
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_20&action=edit&redlink=1 February 20], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_15&action=edit&redlink=1 May 15], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 +
|A [http:///index.php?title=Booger&action=edit&redlink=1 booger] is not a bookmark
 +
|[[Home Away from Homer]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|356
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_15&action=edit&redlink=1 May 15], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[There's Something About Marrying]]
+
|[[The Father, The Son & The Holy Guest Star]]
 +
|}
 +
 
 +
 
 +
== [[The Simpsons (season 17)|Season 17]] ==
 +
 
 +
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
 +
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
 +
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
 +
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
 +
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|346
+
|357
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_06&action=edit&redlink=1 March 06], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_11&action=edit&redlink=1 September 11], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
−
|Beer in a [http:///index.php?title=Milk_carton&action=edit&redlink=1 milk carton] is not milk
+
|Does any kid still do this anymore? (''refers to the diminishing frequency of the chalkboard gag, as well as the real-life punishment'')
−
|[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]
+
|[[Bonfire of the Manatees]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|347
+
|358
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_13&action=edit&redlink=1 March 13], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_18&action=edit&redlink=1 September 18], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]
+
|[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|348
+
|359
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_20&action=edit&redlink=1 March 20], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_25&action=edit&redlink=1 September 25], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Mobile Homer]]
+
|[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|349
+
|360
−
|[http:///index.php?title=April_03&action=edit&redlink=1 April 03], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_06&action=edit&redlink=1 November 06], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|350
+
|361
−
|[http:///index.php?title=April_17&action=edit&redlink=1 April 17], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_13&action=edit&redlink=1 November 13], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Future-Drama]]
+
|[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|351
+
|362
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_01&action=edit&redlink=1 May 01], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_20&action=edit&redlink=1 November 20], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]
+
|[[See Homer Run]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|352
+
|363
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_01&action=edit&redlink=1 May 01], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_27&action=edit&redlink=1 November 27], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[The Heartbroke Kid]]
+
|[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|353
+
|364
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_08&action=edit&redlink=1 May 08], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_11&action=edit&redlink=1 December 11], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[A Star Is Torn]]
+
|[[The Italian Bob]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|354
+
|365
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_08&action=edit&redlink=1 May 08], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_18&action=edit&redlink=1 December 18], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]
+
|[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|355
+
|366
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_15&action=edit&redlink=1 May 15], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_08&action=edit&redlink=1 January 08], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
−
|A [http:///index.php?title=Booger&action=edit&redlink=1 booger] is not a bookmark
+
|I am not smarter than the [http:///index.php?title=George_W._Bush&action=edit&redlink=1 President]
−
|[[Home Away from Homer]]
+
|[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|356
+
|367
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_15&action=edit&redlink=1 May 15], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_29&action=edit&redlink=1 January 29], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 +
|[[Mrs. Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual
 +
|[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|368
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_26&action=edit&redlink=1 February 26], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[The Father, The Son & The Holy Guest Star]]
+
|[[My Fair Laddy]]
−
|}
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
 
+
|369
−
 
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_12&action=edit&redlink=1 March 12], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
−
== [[The Simpsons (season 17)|Season 17]] ==
+
|''no gag''
−
 
+
|[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]
−
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
 
−
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
 
−
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
 
−
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
 
−
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
 
−
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
−
|357
 
−
|[http:///index.php?title=September_11&action=edit&redlink=1 September 11], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 
−
|Does any kid still do this anymore? (''refers to the diminishing frequency of the chalkboard gag, as well as the real-life punishment'')
 
−
|[[Bonfire of the Manatees]]
 
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|358
+
|370
−
|[http:///index.php?title=September_18&action=edit&redlink=1 September 18], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_19&action=edit&redlink=1 March 19], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]
+
|[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|359
+
|371
−
|[http:///index.php?title=September_25&action=edit&redlink=1 September 25], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_26&action=edit&redlink=1 March 26], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
−
|''no gag''
+
|I will not laminate dog doo ''(The first airing of this episode included a special [http:///index.php?title=Live-action&action=edit&redlink=1 live action] opening with'' 'I will not eat things for money' ''as the gag.)''
−
|[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]
+
|[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|360
+
|372
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_06&action=edit&redlink=1 November 06], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_02&action=edit&redlink=1 April 02], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
−
|''no gag''
+
|I will not flip the [http:///index.php?title=Classroom&action=edit&redlink=1 classroom] upside down ''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''
−
|[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]
+
|[[Million Dollar Abie]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|361
+
|373
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_13&action=edit&redlink=1 November 13], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_09&action=edit&redlink=1 April 09], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]
+
|[[Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|362
+
|374
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_20&action=edit&redlink=1 November 20], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_23&action=edit&redlink=1 April 23], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[See Homer Run]]
+
|[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|363
+
|375
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_27&action=edit&redlink=1 November 27], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_30&action=edit&redlink=1 April 30], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]
+
|[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|364
+
|376
−
|[http:///index.php?title=December_11&action=edit&redlink=1 December 11], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_07&action=edit&redlink=1 May 07], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
−
|''no gag''
+
|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]
−
|[[The Italian Bob]]
+
|[[Regarding Margie]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|365
+
|377
−
|[http:///index.php?title=December_18&action=edit&redlink=1 December 18], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_14&action=edit&redlink=1 May 14], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
−
|''no gag''
+
|Je ne parle pas français ''("I do not speak [http:///index.php?title=French_language&action=edit&redlink=1 French].") ''
−
|[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]
+
|[[The Monkey Suit]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|366
+
|378
−
|[http:///index.php?title=January_08&action=edit&redlink=1 January 08], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_21&action=edit&redlink=1 May 21], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
−
|I am not smarter than the [http:///index.php?title=George_W._Bush&action=edit&redlink=1 President]
+
|Have a great summer, everyone ''(last episode of the season)''
−
|[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]
+
|[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]
 +
|}
 +
 
 +
 
 +
== [[The Simpsons (season 18)|Season 18]] ==
 +
 
 +
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
 +
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
 +
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
 +
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
 +
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|367
+
|379
−
|[http:///index.php?title=January_29&action=edit&redlink=1 January 29], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_10&action=edit&redlink=1 September 10], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
−
|[[Mrs. Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]
+
|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|368
+
|380
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_26&action=edit&redlink=1 February 26], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_17&action=edit&redlink=1 September 17], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[My Fair Laddy]]
+
|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|369
+
|381
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_12&action=edit&redlink=1 March 12], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_24&action=edit&redlink=1 September 24], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
−
|''no gag''
+
|''no gag''''(But during the episode, Skinner writes "A baby beat me up" when Bart begins torturing Skinner by taking advantage of his peanut allergy)'''''
−
|[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]
+
|"[http:///index.php?title=Please_Homer,_Don%27t_Hammer_%27Em&action=edit&redlink=1 Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|370
+
|382
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_19&action=edit&redlink=1 March 19], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_5&action=edit&redlink=1 November 5], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]
+
|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|371
+
|383
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_26&action=edit&redlink=1 March 26], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_12&action=edit&redlink=1 November 12], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
−
|I will not laminate dog doo ''(The first airing of this episode included a special [http:///index.php?title=Live-action&action=edit&redlink=1 live action] opening with'' 'I will not eat things for money' ''as the gag.)''
+
|We are not all naked under our clothes
−
|[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]
+
|"[[G.I. D'oh]]"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|372
+
|384
−
|[http:///index.php?title=April_02&action=edit&redlink=1 April 02], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_19&action=edit&redlink=1 November 19], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
−
|I will not flip the [http:///index.php?title=Classroom&action=edit&redlink=1 classroom] upside down ''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''
+
|''no gag''
−
|[[Million Dollar Abie]]
+
|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|373
+
|385
−
|[http:///index.php?title=April_09&action=edit&redlink=1 April 09], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_26&action=edit&redlink=1 November 26], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)]]"
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|386
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=December_10&action=edit&redlink=1 December 10], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore]]
+
|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|387
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=December_17&action=edit&redlink=1 December 17], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=Frankincense&action=edit&redlink=1 Frankincense] is not [http:///index.php?title=Frankenstein%27s_monster&action=edit&redlink=1 a monster]
 +
|"[[:Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2|Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2]]"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|374
+
|388
−
|[http:///index.php?title=April_23&action=edit&redlink=1 April 23], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_7&action=edit&redlink=1 January 7], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]
+
|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|375
+
|389
−
|[http:///index.php?title=April_30&action=edit&redlink=1 April 30], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_28&action=edit&redlink=1 January 28], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]
+
|"[[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|376
+
|390
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_07&action=edit&redlink=1 May 07], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_11&action=edit&redlink=1 February 11], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
−
|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]
+
|''no gag''''(But during the episode, Bart writes "So long suckers")'''''
−
|[[Regarding Margie]]
+
|"[[Little Big Girl]]"
−
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
−
|377
 
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_14&action=edit&redlink=1 May 14], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 
−
|Je ne parle pas français ''("I do not speak [http:///index.php?title=French_language&action=edit&redlink=1 French].") ''
 
−
|[[The Monkey Suit]]
 
−
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
−
|378
 
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_21&action=edit&redlink=1 May 21], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 
−
|Have a great summer, everyone ''(last episode of the season)''
 
−
|[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]
 
−
|}
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
== [[The Simpsons (season 18)|Season 18]] ==
 
−
 
 
−
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
 
−
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
 
−
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
 
−
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
 
−
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
 
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|379
+
|391
−
|[http:///index.php?title=September_10&action=edit&redlink=1 September 10], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_18&action=edit&redlink=1 February 18], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"
+
|"[[Springfield Up]]"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|380
+
|392
−
|[http:///index.php?title=September_17&action=edit&redlink=1 September 17], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_4&action=edit&redlink=1 March 4], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"
+
|"[[Yokel Chords]]"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|381
+
|393
−
|[http:///index.php?title=September_24&action=edit&redlink=1 September 24], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_11&action=edit&redlink=1 March 11], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
−
|''no gag''''(But during the episode, Skinner writes "A baby beat me up" when Bart begins torturing Skinner by taking advantage of his peanut allergy)'''''
 
−
|"[http:///index.php?title=Please_Homer,_Don%27t_Hammer_%27Em&action=edit&redlink=1 Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]"
 
−
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
−
|382
 
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_5&action=edit&redlink=1 November 5], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"
+
|"[[Rome-old and Juli-eh]]"
−
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
−
|383
 
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_12&action=edit&redlink=1 November 12], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 
−
|We are not all naked under our clothes
 
−
|"[[G.I. D'oh]]"
 
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|384
+
|394
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_19&action=edit&redlink=1 November 19], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_25&action=edit&redlink=1 March 25], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
−
|''no gag''
+
|[http:///index.php?title=Global_Warming&action=edit&redlink=1 Global Warming] did not eat my homework
−
|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"
+
|"[[Homerazzi]]"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|385
+
|395
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_26&action=edit&redlink=1 November 26], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_22&action=edit&redlink=1 April 22], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)]]"
+
|"[[Marge Gamer]]"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|386
+
|396
−
|[http:///index.php?title=December_10&action=edit&redlink=1 December 10], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_29&action=edit&redlink=1 April 29], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"
+
|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|387
+
|397
−
|[http:///index.php?title=December_17&action=edit&redlink=1 December 17], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_6&action=edit&redlink=1 May 6], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
−
|[http:///index.php?title=Frankincense&action=edit&redlink=1 Frankincense] is not [http:///index.php?title=Frankenstein%27s_monster&action=edit&redlink=1 a monster]
+
|I will not look up how much [[Mrs. Krabappel|teacher]] makes
−
|"[[:Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2]]"
+
|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|388
+
|398
−
|[http:///index.php?title=January_7&action=edit&redlink=1 January 7], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_13&action=edit&redlink=1 May 13], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
−
|''no gag''
+
|Pearls are not oyster barf
−
|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"
+
|"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
|389
+
|399
−
|[http:///index.php?title=January_28&action=edit&redlink=1 January 28], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_20&action=edit&redlink=1 May 20], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
−
|''no gag''
+
|''no gag''''(special 24-style opening)'''''
−
|"[[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"
+
|"[[24 Minutes]]"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|390
+
|400
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_11&action=edit&redlink=1 February 11], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_20&action=edit&redlink=1 May 20], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
−
|''no gag''''(But during the episode, Bart writes "So long suckers")'''''
+
|''no gag''''(normal opening sequence replaced with a black screen that says "20 years ago", followed by a full showing of the [http:///index.php?title=Tracy_Ullman_Show&action=edit&redlink=1 Tracy Ullman Show] Simpsons short "Family Portrait")'''''
−
|"[[Little Big Girl]]"
+
|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"
−
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|}
−
|391
+
 
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_18&action=edit&redlink=1 February 18], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
+
 
 +
== [[The Simpsons (season 19)|Season 19]] ==
 +
 
 +
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
 +
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
 +
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
 +
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
 +
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 +
|401
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=September_23&action=edit&redlink=1 September 23], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 +
|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]
 +
|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|402
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=September_30&action=edit&redlink=1 September 30], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=The_Wall_Street_Journal&action=edit&redlink=1 The Wall Street Journal] is better than ever
 +
|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 +
|403
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=October_7&action=edit&redlink=1 October 7], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|"[[Springfield Up]]"
+
|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"
−
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|392
+
|404
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_4&action=edit&redlink=1 March 4], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_14&action=edit&redlink=1 October 14], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
−
|''no gag''
+
|I am not a [http:///index.php?title=Federal_Deposit_Insurance_Corporation&action=edit&redlink=1 FDIC]-insured bank.
−
|"[[Yokel Chords]]"
+
|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"
−
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|393
+
|405
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_11&action=edit&redlink=1 March 11], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_4&action=edit&redlink=1 November 4], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|"[[Rome-old and Juli-eh]]"
+
|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"
−
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|394
+
|406
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_25&action=edit&redlink=1 March 25], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_11&action=edit&redlink=1 November 11], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
−
|[http:///index.php?title=Global_Warming&action=edit&redlink=1 Global Warming] did not eat my homework
+
|There is no such thing as an [http:///index.php?title=IPod&action=edit&redlink=1 iPoddy]
−
|"[[Homerazzi]]"
+
|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"
−
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|395
+
|407
−
|[http:///index.php?title=April_22&action=edit&redlink=1 April 22], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_18&action=edit&redlink=1 November 18], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 +
|The [http:///index.php?title=Pilgrim&action=edit&redlink=1 Pilgrims] were not [http:///index.php?title=Illegal_alien&action=edit&redlink=1 illegal aliens]
 +
|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|408
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=November_25&action=edit&redlink=1 November 25], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|"[[Marge Gamer]]"
+
|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"
−
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|396
+
|409
−
|[http:///index.php?title=April_29&action=edit&redlink=1 April 29], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_16&action=edit&redlink=1 December 16], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 +
|The capital of [http:///index.php?title=Montana&action=edit&redlink=1 Montana] is not "[http:///index.php?title=Hannah_Montana&action=edit&redlink=1 Hannah]"
 +
|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|410
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=January_6&action=edit&redlink=1 January 6], [[2008]]
 +
|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo
 +
|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 +
|411
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=January_27&action=edit&redlink=1 January 27], [[2008]]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|"[[That 90's Show]]"
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|412
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_17&action=edit&redlink=1 February 17], [[2008]]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"
+
|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"
−
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|397
+
|413
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_6&action=edit&redlink=1 May 6], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_2&action=edit&redlink=1 March 2], [[2008]]
−
|I will not look up how much [[Mrs. Krabappel|teacher]] makes
+
|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant
−
|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"
+
|"[[The Debarted]]"
−
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|398
+
|414
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_13&action=edit&redlink=1 May 13], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_9&action=edit&redlink=1 March 9], [[2008]]
−
|Pearls are not oyster barf
+
|''no gag''
−
|"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"
+
|"[[Dial 'N' for Nerder]]"
−
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
−
|399
 
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_20&action=edit&redlink=1 May 20], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 
−
|''no gag''''(special 24-style opening)'''''
 
−
|"[[24 Minutes]]"
 
−
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
−
|400
 
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_20&action=edit&redlink=1 May 20], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 
−
|''no gag''''(normal opening sequence replaced with a black screen that says "20 years ago", followed by a full showing of the [http:///index.php?title=Tracy_Ullman_Show&action=edit&redlink=1 Tracy Ullman Show] Simpsons short "Family Portrait")'''''
 
−
|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"
 
−
|}
 
−
 
 
−
 
 
−
== [[The Simpsons (season 19)|Season 19]] ==
 
−
 
 
−
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
 
−
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
 
−
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
 
−
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
 
−
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
 
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|401
+
|415
−
|[http:///index.php?title=September_23&action=edit&redlink=1 September 23], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_30&action=edit&redlink=1 March 30], [[2008]]
−
|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]
+
|''no gag''
−
|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"
+
|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|402
+
|416
−
|[http:///index.php?title=September_30&action=edit&redlink=1 September 30], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_13&action=edit&redlink=1 April 13], [[2008]]
−
|[http:///index.php?title=The_Wall_Street_Journal&action=edit&redlink=1 The Wall Street Journal] is better than ever
+
|''no gag''
−
|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"
+
|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|403
+
|417
−
|[http:///index.php?title=October_7&action=edit&redlink=1 October 7], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_27&action=edit&redlink=1 April 27], [[2008]]
 +
|''A persons a person, no mater how Ralph.''
 +
|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|418
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_4&action=edit&redlink=1 May 4], [[2008]]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"
+
|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"
−
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
−
|404
 
−
|[http:///index.php?title=October_14&action=edit&redlink=1 October 14], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 
−
|I am not a [http:///index.php?title=Federal_Deposit_Insurance_Corporation&action=edit&redlink=1 FDIC]-insured bank.
 
−
|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"
 
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|405
+
|419
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_4&action=edit&redlink=1 November 4], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_11&action=edit&redlink=1 May 11], [[2008]]
−
|''no gag''
+
|''This punishment is medivial.''
−
|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"
+
|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|406
+
|420
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_11&action=edit&redlink=1 November 11], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=MAy_18&action=edit&redlink=1 MAy 18], [[2008]]
−
|There is no such thing as an [http:///index.php?title=IPod&action=edit&redlink=1 iPoddy]
+
|''no gag''
−
|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"
+
|"[[All About Lisa]]"
 +
|}
 +
 
 +
 
 +
== [[Season 20]] ==
 +
 
 +
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
 +
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
 +
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
 +
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
 +
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|407
+
|421
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_18&action=edit&redlink=1 November 18], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_28&action=edit&redlink=1 September 28], [[2008]]
−
|The [http:///index.php?title=Pilgrim&action=edit&redlink=1 Pilgrims] were not [http:///index.php?title=Illegal_alien&action=edit&redlink=1 illegal aliens]
+
|''no gag''
−
|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"
+
|"[http:///index.php?title=Sex,_Pies_And_Idiot_Scrapes&action=edit&redlink=1 Sex, Pies And Idiot Scrapes]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|408
+
|422
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_25&action=edit&redlink=1 November 25], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_5&action=edit&redlink=1 October 5], [[2008]]
−
|''no gag''
+
|Teachers diet is working.
−
|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"
+
|"[[Lost Verizon]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|409
+
|423
−
|[http:///index.php?title=December_16&action=edit&redlink=1 December 16], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_19&action=edit&redlink=1 October 19], [[2008]]
−
|The capital of [http:///index.php?title=Montana&action=edit&redlink=1 Montana] is not "[http:///index.php?title=Hannah_Montana&action=edit&redlink=1 Hannah]"
+
|There is no such month as Rocktober
−
|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"
+
|"[http:///index.php?title=Double,_Double_Boy_In_Trouble&action=edit&redlink=1 Double, Double Boy In Trouble]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|410
+
|424
−
|[http:///index.php?title=January_6&action=edit&redlink=1 January 6], [[2008]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_2&action=edit&redlink=1 November 2], [[2008]]
−
|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo
+
|None
−
|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"
+
|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|411
+
|425
−
|[http:///index.php?title=January_27&action=edit&redlink=1 January 27], [[2008]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_9&action=edit&redlink=1 November 9], [[2008]]
−
|''no gag''
+
|I did not see Teacher siphoning gas.
−
|"[[That 90's Show]]"
+
|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|412
+
|426
−
|[http:///index.php?title=February_17&action=edit&redlink=1 February 17], [[2008]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_16&action=edit&redlink=1 November 16], [[2008]]
−
|''no gag''
+
|''No gag''
−
|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"
+
|"[http:///index.php?title=Homer_and_Lisa_Exchange_Cross_Words&action=edit&redlink=1 Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|413
+
|427
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_2&action=edit&redlink=1 March 2], [[2008]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_30&action=edit&redlink=1 November 30], [[2008]]
−
|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant
+
|Prosperity is just around the corner.
−
|"[[The Debarted]]"
+
|"[[Mypods and Boomsticks]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|414
+
|428
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_9&action=edit&redlink=1 March 9], [[2008]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_7&action=edit&redlink=1 December 7], [[2008]]
−
|''no gag''
+
|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]
−
|"[[Dial 'N' for Nerder]]"
+
|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|415
+
|429
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_30&action=edit&redlink=1 March 30], [[2008]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_25&action=edit&redlink=1 January 25], [http:///index.php?title=2009&action=edit&redlink=1 2009]
−
|''no gag''
+
|I Will Not use Permanet ink on the Chalkboard
−
|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"
+
|" [http:///index.php?title=Lisa_The_Drama_Queen&action=edit&redlink=1 Lisa The Drama Queen]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|416
+
|430
−
|[http:///index.php?title=April_13&action=edit&redlink=1 April 13], [[2008]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=Febuary_15&action=edit&redlink=1 Febuary 15], [http:///index.php?title=2009&action=edit&redlink=1 2009]
−
|''no gag''
+
|
−
|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"
+
HDTV is Worth Every Cent (The episode was the first one in HD)
 +
|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|417
+
|431
−
|[http:///index.php?title=April_27&action=edit&redlink=1 April 27], [[2008]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_1&action=edit&redlink=1 March 1], [http:///index.php?title=2009&action=edit&redlink=1 2009]
−
|''A persons a person, no mater how Ralph.''
+
|"March Madness" is Not an Excuse for Missing School
−
|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"
+
|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|418
+
|432
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_4&action=edit&redlink=1 May 4], [[2008]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_8&action=edit&redlink=1 March 8], [http:///index.php?title=2009&action=edit&redlink=1 2009]
−
|''no gag''
+
|"I will not have fun with educational toys."
−
|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"
+
|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|419
+
|433
−
|[http:///index.php?title=May_11&action=edit&redlink=1 May 11], [[2008]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_15&action=edit&redlink=1 MArch 15], [http:///index.php?title=2009&action=edit&redlink=1 2009]
−
|''This punishment is medivial.''
+
|No gag
−
|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"
+
|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|420
+
|434
−
|[http:///index.php?title=MAy_18&action=edit&redlink=1 MAy 18], [[2008]]
+
| March 22, 2009
−
|''no gag''
+
|"Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks."
−
|"[[All About Lisa]]"
+
|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"
−
|}
+
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
 
+
|435
−
 
+
|March 29, 2009
−
== [[Season 20]] ==
+
|"My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds."
−
 
+
|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"
−
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
+
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
+
|436
−
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
+
| April 5, 2009
−
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
+
|No gag
−
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
+
|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya Moe]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|421
+
|437
−
|[http:///index.php?title=September_28&action=edit&redlink=1 September 28], [[2008]]
+
|April 19, 2009
−
|''no gag''
+
|"I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone."
−
|"[http:///index.php?title=Sex,_Pies_And_Idiot_Scrapes&action=edit&redlink=1 Sex, Pies And Idiot Scrapes]"
+
|"[[The Good, the Sad and the Drugly]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|422
+
|438
−
|[http:///index.php?title=October_5&action=edit&redlink=1 October 5], [[2008]]
+
| April 26, 2009
−
|Teachers diet is working.
+
|"I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy."
−
|"[[Lost Verizon]]"
+
|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|423
+
|439
−
|[http:///index.php?title=October_19&action=edit&redlink=1 October 19], [[2008]]
+
|May 3, 2009
−
|There is no such month as Rocktober
+
|No gag
−
|"[http:///index.php?title=Double,_Double_Boy_In_Trouble&action=edit&redlink=1 Double, Double Boy In Trouble]"
+
|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"
−
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
−
|424
 
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_2&action=edit&redlink=1 November 2], [[2008]]
 
−
|None
 
−
|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"
 
−
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
−
|425
 
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_9&action=edit&redlink=1 November 9], [[2008]]
 
−
|I did not see Teacher siphoning gas.
 
−
|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"
 
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|426
+
|440
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_16&action=edit&redlink=1 November 16], [[2008]]
+
| May 10, 2009
−
|''No gag''
+
|No gag
−
|"[http:///index.php?title=Homer_and_Lisa_Exchange_Cross_Words&action=edit&redlink=1 Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]"
+
|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|427
+
|441
−
|[http:///index.php?title=November_30&action=edit&redlink=1 November 30], [[2008]]
+
|May 17, 2009
−
|Prosperity is just around the corner.
+
|"It's 'Facebook,' not 'Assbook.'"
−
|"[[Mypods and Boomsticks]]"
+
|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"
 +
|}
 +
 
 +
==[[Season 21]]==
 +
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
 +
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
 +
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
 +
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
 +
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 +
|442
 +
|September 27, 2009
 +
|"The class hamster isn't just sleeping."
 +
|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|428
+
|443
−
|[http:///index.php?title=December_7&action=edit&redlink=1 December 7], [[2008]]
+
|October 4, 2009
−
|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]
+
|"Chalkboarding is not torture."
−
|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"
+
|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"|Bart Gets a 'Z']]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|429
+
|444
−
|[http:///index.php?title=January_25&action=edit&redlink=1 January 25], [http:///index.php?title=2009&action=edit&redlink=1 2009]
+
|October 11, 2009
−
|I Will Not use Permanet ink on the Chalkboard
+
|"I am not allergic to long division."
−
|" [http:///index.php?title=Lisa_The_Drama_Queen&action=edit&redlink=1 Lisa The Drama Queen]"
+
|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|430
+
|445
−
|[http:///index.php?title=Febuary_15&action=edit&redlink=1 Febuary 15], [http:///index.php?title=2009&action=edit&redlink=1 2009]
+
|October 18, 2009
−
|
+
|None
−
HDTV is Worth Every Cent (The episode was the first one in HD)
+
|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"
−
|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"
 
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|431
+
|446
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_1&action=edit&redlink=1 March 1], [http:///index.php?title=2009&action=edit&redlink=1 2009]
+
|November 15, 2009
−
|"March Madness" is Not an Excuse for Missing School
+
|"I do not have the hots for my mom."
−
|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"
+
|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|432
+
|447
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_8&action=edit&redlink=1 March 8], [http:///index.php?title=2009&action=edit&redlink=1 2009]
+
|November 22, 2009
−
|"I will not have fun with educational toys."
+
|"Halloween doesn't kick Thanksgiving's ass."
−
|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]
+
|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|433
+
|448
−
|[http:///index.php?title=March_15&action=edit&redlink=1 MArch 15], [http:///index.php?title=2009&action=edit&redlink=1 2009]
+
|November 29, 2009
−
|No gag
+
|"Teachers' unions are not ruining this country."
−
|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"
+
|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|434
+
|449
−
| March 22, 2009
+
|December 13, 2009
−
|"Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks."
+
|''No gag''
−
|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"
+
|"[[O Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|435
+
|450
−
|March 29, 2009
+
|January 3, 2010
−
|"My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds."
+
|''No gag''
−
|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"
+
|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"
−
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|436
+
|451
−
| April 5, 2009
+
|January 10, 2010
−
|No gag
+
|"The world may end in 2012, but this show won't."
−
|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya Moe]]"
+
|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"
−
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|437
+
|452
−
|April 19, 2009
+
|January 31, 2010
−
|"I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone."
+
|''no gag''
−
|"[[The Good, the Sad and the Drugly]]"
+
|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"
−
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|438
+
|453
−
| April 26, 2009
+
|February 14, 2010
−
|"I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy."
+
|''no gag''
−
|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"
+
|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"
−
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|439
+
|454
−
|May 3, 2009
+
|February 21, 2010
−
|No gag
+
|''No gag''
−
|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"
+
|"[[The Color Yellow]]"
−
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|440
+
|455
−
| May 10, 2009
+
|March 14, 2010
−
|No gag
+
|''No gag''
−
|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"
+
|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"
−
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|441
+
|456
−
|May 17, 2009
+
|March 21, 2010
−
|"It's 'Facebook,' not 'Assbook.'"
+
|"WWII could not beat up WWI"
−
|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"
+
|"[[Stealing First Base]]"
 
|}
 
|}
−
 
−
==[[Season 21]]==
 
  
 
== ''The Simpsons Movie'' ==
 
== ''The Simpsons Movie'' ==
  
 
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{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
−
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
+
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#  
−
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate
+
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate  
−
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag
+
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag  
 
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
 
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"

Revision as of 17:04, April 2, 2010

The following is a list of chalkboard gags seen on The Simpsons.

Season 1

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
1 December 17, 1989 no gag Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
2 January 14, 1990 I will not waste chalk Bart the Genius
3 January 21, 1990 I will not skateboard in the halls Homer's Odyssey
4 January 28, 1990 I will not burp in class There's No Disgrace Like Home
5 February 4, 1990 no gag - shortened opening due to time Bart the General
6 February 11, 1990 I will not instigate revolution Moaning Lisa
7 February 18, 1990 I will not draw naked ladies in class Call of the Simpsons
8 February 25, 1990 I did not see Elvis The Telltale Head
9 March 18, 1990 no gag - shortened opening due to time Life on the Fast Lane
10 March 25, 1990 I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" Homer's Night Out
11 April 15, 1990 Garlic gum is not funny The Crepes of Wrath
12 April 29, 1990 They are laughing at me, not with me Krusty Gets Busted
13 May 13, 1990 I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom Some Enchanted Evening

Season 2

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
14 October 11, 1990 I will not encourage others to fly (And during the episode: I will not fake my way through life) Bart Gets an F
15 October 18, 1990 Tar is not a plaything Simpson and Delilah
16 October 25, 1990 no gag Treehouse of Horror
17 November 1, 1990 I will not Xerox my butt (Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun - "It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'") Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
18 November 8, 1990 I will not trade pants with others Dancin' Homer
19 November 15, 1990 I am not a 32 year old woman (though at the time, the voice of Bart, Nancy Cartwright, was) Dead Putting Society
20 November 22, 1990 I will not do that thing with my tongue Bart vs. Thanksgiving
21 December 6, 1990 I will not drive the principal's car (similar chalkboard gag in The Months, with the principal being replaced by December) Bart the Daredevil
22 December 20, 1990 I will not pledge allegiance to Bart Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
23 January 10, 1991 I will not sell school property Bart Gets Hit by a Car
24 January 24, 1991 I will not cut corners (This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.) One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
25 January 31, 1991 I will not get very far with this attitude The Way We Was
26 February 7, 1991 I will not make flatulent noises in class Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
27 February 14, 1991 I will not belch the national anthem Principal Charming
28 February 21, 1991 I will not sell land in Florida Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
29 March 7, 1991 I will not sell school property Bart's Dog Gets an F
30 March 28, 1991 I will not grease the monkey bars Old Money
31 April 11, 1991 I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment Brush with Greatness
32 April 25, 1991 no gag Lisa's Substitute
33 May 2, 1991 I will not do anything bad ever again The War of the Simpsons
34 May 9, 1991 I will not show off (This was written in Blackletter.) Three Men and a Comic Book
35 July 11, 1991 I will not sleep through my education Blood Feud

Season 3

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
36 September 19, 1991 I am not a dentist Stark Raving Dad
37 September 26, 1991 Spitwads are not free speech Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
38 October 3, 1991 Nobody likes sunburn slappers When Flanders Failed
39 October 10, 1991 High explosives and school don't mix (And during the episode: I will not bribe Principal Skinner) Bart the Murderer
40 October 17, 1991 I will not squeak chalk(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.) Homer Defined
41 October 24, 1991 I will finish what I sta (written only once) Like Father, Like Clown
42 October 31, 1991 no gag Treehouse of Horror II
43 November 7, 1991 "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender Lisa's Pony
44 November 14, 1991 I will not fake rabies Saturdays of Thunder
45 November 21, 1991 Underwear should be worn on the inside Flaming Moe's
46 December 5, 1991 The Christmas Pageant does not stink Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
47 December 26, 1991 I will not torment the emotionally frail I Married Marge
48 January 9, 1992 I will not carve gods Radio Bart
49 January 23, 1992 no gag Lisa the Greek
50 February 6, 1992 I will not spank others Homer Alone
51 February 13, 1992 no gag Bart the Lover
52 February 20, 1992 I will not aim for the head(In this episode, a major character was hit in the head by a pitch during a baseball game.) Homer at the Bat
53 February 27, 1992 I will not barf unless I'm sick (And during the episode: I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty) Separate Vocations
54 March 12, 1992 I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge Dog of Death
55 March 26, 1992 I will not conduct my own fire drills Colonel Homer
56 April 9, 1992 Funny noises are not funny Black Widower
57 April 23, 1992 I will not spin the turtle The Otto Show
58 May 7, 1992 I will not snap bras Bart's Friend Falls in Love
59 August 27, 1992 I will not fake seizures Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?

Season 4

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
60 September 24, 1992 This punishment is not boring and pointless Kamp Krusty
61 October 01, 1992 My name is not "Dr. Death" A Streetcar Named Marge
62 October 08, 1992 I will not defame New Orleans(This was due to complaints regarding the previous episode's song about New Orleans.) Homer the Heretic
63 October 15, 1992 I will not prescribe medication Lisa the Beauty Queen
64 October 29, 1992 no gag Treehouse of Horror III
65 November 03, 1992 I will not bury the new kid (During the episode, Marge writes "I will try to raise a better child.") Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie
66 November 05, 1992 I will not teach others to fly Marge Gets a Job
67 November 12, 1992 I will not bring sheep to class New Kid on the Block
68 November 19, 1992 A burp is not an answer Mr. Plow
69 December 03, 1992 Teacher is not a leper Lisa's First Word
70 December 17, 1992 Coffee is not for kids (Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled.) Homer's Triple Bypass
71 January 14, 1993 I will not eat things for money Marge vs. the Monorail
72 January 21, 1993 I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call Selma's Choice
73 February 04, 1993 The principal's toupée is not a frisbee Brother from the Same Planet
74 February 11, 1993 I will not call the principal "spud head" I Love Lisa
75 February 18, 1993 Goldfish don't bounce Duffless
76 March 11, 1993 Mud is not one of the 4 food groups Last Exit to Springfield
77 April 01, 1993 No one is interested in my underpants So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show
78 April 15, 1993 I will not sell miracle cures The Front
79 April 29, 1993 I will return the seeing-eye dog Whacking Day
80 May 06, 1993 I do not have diplomatic immunity Marge in Chains
81 May 13,1993 I will not charge admission to the bathroom Krusty Gets Kancelled

Season 5

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
82 September 30, 1993 I will never win an Emmy (Nine Emmy awards had been won by the show and cast by show's date) Homer's Barbershop Quartet
83 October 07, 1993 The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy Cape Feare
84 October 14, 1993 no gag Homer Goes to College
85 October 21, 1993 no gag Rosebud
86 October 28, 1993 no gag Treehouse of Horror IV
87 November 04, 1993 no gag Marge on the Lam
88 November 11, 1993 no gag Bart's Inner Child
89 November 18, 1993 no gag Boy-Scoutz N the Hood
90 December 09, 1993 All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy The Last Temptation of Homer
91 December 16, 1993 I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
92 January 06, 1994 I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers Homer the Vigilante
93 February 03, 1994 My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man Bart Gets Famous
94 February 10, 1994 I will not go near the kindergarten turtle Homer and Apu
95 February 17, 1994 no gag Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
96 February 24, 1994 no gag Deep Space Homer
97 March 17, 1994 I am not delightfully saucy Homer Loves Flanders
98 March 31, 1994 Organ transplants are best left to the professionals Bart Gets an Elephant
99 April 14, 1994 The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan" Burns' Heir
100 April 28, 1994 I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
101 May 05, 1994 There are plenty of businesses like show business The Boy Who Knew Too Much
102 May 12, 1994 I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball Lady Bouvier's Lover
103 May 19, 1994 Five days is not too long to wait for a gun Secrets of a Successful Marriage

Season 6

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
104 September 04, 1994 Beans are neither a fruit nor musical (This takes us back to "Whacking Day") Bart of Darkness
105 September 11, 1994 No one is interested in my underpants Lisa's Rival
106 September 25, 1994 I will not use abbrev. Another Simpsons Clip Show
107 October 02, 1994 I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr. Itchy & Scratchy Land
108 October 09, 1994 no gag Sideshow Bob Roberts
109 October 30, 1994 no gag Treehouse of Horror V
110 November 06, 1994 I will not send lard through the mail Bart's Girlfriend
111 November 13, 1994 I will not dissect things unless instructed Lisa on Ice
112 November 27, 1994 I will not whittle hall passes out of soap Homer Badman
113 December 04, 1994 My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man(recycled from 1F11) Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
114 December 18, 1994 Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough Fear of Flying
115 January 08, 1995 Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal Homer the Great
116 January 22, 1995 'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice And Maggie Makes Three
117 February 05, 1995 Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does Bart's Comet
118 February 12, 1995 Next time it could be me on the scaffolding Homie the Clown
119 February 19, 1995 I will not hang donuts on my person Bart vs. Australia
120 February 26, 1995 I will remember to take my medication Homer vs. Patty & Selma
121 March 05, 1995 no gag A Star Is Burns
122 March 19, 1995 I will not strut around like I own the place Lisa's Wedding
123 April 09, 1995 The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
124 April 16, 1995 I do not have power of attorney over first graders The PTA Disbands
125 April 30, 1995 Nerve gas is not a toy 'Round Springfield
126 May 07, 1995 I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface The Springfield Connection
127 May 14, 1995 The First Amendment does not cover burping Lemon of Troy
128 May 21, 1995 This is not a clue... or is it? (part 1 of "Who Shot Mr. Burns?") Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)

Season 7

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
129 September 17, 1995 I will not complain about the solution when I hear it (part 2 of "Who Shot Mr. Burns?") Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)
130 September 24, 1995 "Bewitched" does not promote Satanism Radioactive Man
131 October 01, 1995 No one wants to hear from my armpits Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
132 October 08, 1995 I am not a lean mean spitting machine Bart Sells His Soul
133 October 15, 1995 The boys' room is not a water park Lisa the Vegetarian
134 October 29, 1995 no gag Treehouse of Horror VI
135 November 05, 1995 Indian burns are not our cultural heritage King-Size Homer
136 November 19, 1995 no gag Mother Simpson
137 November 26, 1995 Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
138 December 03, 1995 I will only do this once a year ("The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular," a clip show) The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
139 December 17, 1995 I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist Marge Be Not Proud
140 January 07, 1996 I am not certified to remove asbestos Team Homer
141 January 14, 1996 no gag Two Bad Neighbors
142 February 04, 1996 no gag Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
143 February 11, 1996 no gag Bart the Fink
144 February 18, 1996 no gag Lisa the Iconoclast
145 February 25, 1996 no gag Homer the Smithers
146 March 17, 1996 no gag The Day the Violence Died
147 March 24, 1996 no gag A Fish Called Selma
148 March 31, 1996 no gag Bart on the Road
149 April 14, 1996 no gag 22 Short Films About Springfield
150 April 28, 1996 no gag Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
151 May 05, 1996 no gag Much Apu About Nothing
152 May 19, 1996 no gag Homerpalooza
153 May 19, 1996 no gag Summer of 4 Ft. 2

Season 8

Chalkboard gag Airdate Gag Episode Name
154 October 27, 1996 no gag Treehouse of Horror VII
155 November 03, 1996 I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten You Only Move Twice
156 November 10, 1996 I am not my long-lost twin The Homer They Fall
157 November 17, 1996 no gag Burns, Baby Burns
158 November 24, 1996 no gag Bart After Dark
159 December 01, 1996 no gag A Milhouse Divided
160 December 15, 1996 no gag'(But during the episode, Lisa writes "I will not be a snickerpuss.") Lisa's Date with Density
161 December 29, 1996 no gag Hurricane Neddy
162 January 05, 1997 no gag El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)
163 January 12, 1997 The truth is not out there("The Springfield Files," an X-Files parody episode) The Springfield Files
164 January 19, 1997 I am not licensed to do anything (referencing a James Bond movie) The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
165 February 02, 1997 no gag Mountain of Madness
166 February 07, 1997 I will not hide the teacher's Prozac Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious
167 February 09, 1997 no gag The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
168 February 16, 1997 no gag Homer's Phobia
169 February 23, 1997 no gag Brother from Another Series
170 March 02, 1997 no gag My Sister, My Sitter
171 March 16, 1997 no gag Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment
172 April 06, 1997 no gag Grade School Confidential
173 April 13, 1997 A fire drill does not demand a fire The Canine Mutiny
174 April 20, 1997 no gag The Old Man and the Lisa
175 April 27, 1997 no gag In Marge We Trust
176 May 04, 1997 no gag Homer's Enemy
177 May 11, 1997 no gag The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase
178 May 18, 1997 no gag The Secret War of Lisa Simpson

Season 9

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
179 September 21, 1997 no gag The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
180 September 28, 1997 no gag The Principal and the Pauper
181 October 19, 1997 I no longer want my MTV(reference to the lyrics of the Dire Straits song Money for Nothing, and a possible jab at MTV's declining quality due to lack of music videos and music-related programming) Lisa's Sax
182 October 26, 1997 no gag Treehouse of Horror VIII
183 November 02, 1997 Everyone is tired of that Richard Gerestory The Cartridge Family
184 November 09, 1997 I did not invent Irish dancing Bart Star
185 November 16, 1997 no gag The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
186 November 23, 1997 I will not tease Fatty Lisa the Skeptic
187 December 07, 1997 There was no Roman god named "Fartacus" Realty Bites
188 December 21, 1997 Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
189 January 04, 1998 no gag All Singing, All Dancing
190 January 11, 1998 no gag Bart Carny
191 February 08, 1998 Shooting paintballs is not an art form The Joy of Sect
192 February 15, 1998 no gag Das Bus
193 February 22, 1998 Pain is not the cleanser (Surprisingly, Ned Flanders shouted "Pain is the cleanser!" as he yanked his moustache in the episode Home Away from Homer.) The Last Temptation of Krust
194 March 01, 1998 Silly string is not a nasal spray Dumbbell Indemnity
195 March 08, 1998 no gag Lisa the Simpson
196 March 22, 1998 I was told not to do this This Little Wiggy
197 March 29, 1998 My butt does not deserve a website Simpson Tide
198 April 05, 1998 I will not demand what I'm worth (This is a reference to the voice cast's recent demands for higher pay.) The Trouble With Trillions
199 April 19, 1998 no gag Girly Edition
200 April 26, 1998 I will not mess with the opening credits(This was actually the couch gag for this episode; the rest of the family runs into the classroom to find Bart already there writing on the board.) Trash of the Titans
201 May 03, 1998 no gag King of the Hill
202 May 10, 1998 I am not the new Dalai Lama Lost Our Lisa
203 May 17, 1998 I was not the inspiration for "Kramer" (This episode aired three days after the last episode of "Seinfeld".) Natural Born Kissers


Season 10

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
204 August 23, 1998 no gag Lard of the Dance
205 September 20, 1998 I will not file frivolous lawsuits The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
206 September 27, 1998 no gag Bart the Mother
207 October 25, 1998 The Simpsons Halloween Special IX (This is written in blood with a paintbrush.) Treehouse of Horror IX
208 November 08, 1998 "butt.com" is not my E-mail address(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however.) When You Dish upon a Star
209 November 15, 1998 No one cares what my definition of "is" is D'oh-in in the Wind
210 November 22, 1998 I will not scream for ice cream Lisa Gets an "A"
211 December 06, 1998 I am not a licensed hairstylist Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"
212 December 20, 1998 "The President did it" is not an excuse (This aired a day after impeachment proceedings started against Bill Clinton) Mayored to the Mob
213 January 10, 1999 My mom is not dating Jerry Seinfeld Viva Ned Flanders
214 January 17, 1999 Sherri does not "got back" Wild Barts Can't Be Broken
215 January 31, 1999 I will not do "the dirty bird" (This episode aired the night of Super Bowl XXXIII, in which the Atlanta Falcons, for whom "The Dirty Bird" was a signature dance/celebration, played.) Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
216 February 07, 1999 No one cares about my sciatica Homer to the Max
217 February 14, 1999 Hillbillies are people too I'm with Cupid
218 February 21, 1999 Grammar is not a time of waste Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"
219 February 28, 1999 I do not have diplomatic immunity (Taken from 9F20) Make Room for Lisa
220 March 28, 1999 It does not suck to be you (A reference to a Prozzäk song) Maximum Homerdrive
221 April 04, 1999 I cannot absolve sins (And during Lisa's dream in the episode: I will not deface using hieroglyphics where possible) Simpsons Bible Stories
222 April 11, 1999 A trained ape could not teach gym Mom and Pop Art
223 April 25, 1999 Loose teeth don't need my help The Old Man and the "C" Student
224 May 02, 1999 I have neither been there nor done that Monty Can't Buy Me Love
225 May 09, 1999 No one wants to hear from my armpits (This is from 3F01) They Saved Lisa's Brain
226 May 16, 1999 I'm so very tired (At this point, Bart had been doing these gags for ten seasons.) Thirty Minutes over Tokyo


Season 11

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
227 September 26, 1999 Fridays are not "pants optional" (In Australia, Hamish and Andy (a comedy duo) have decided that Friday should be Pants off Friday.) Beyond Blunderdome
228 October 03, 1999 Pork is not a verb(the irony is that "pork" is a verb, albeit a vulgar slang term, meaning "to have sexual intercourse with") Brother's Little Helper
229 October 24, 1999 I am not the last Don(Possibly a reference to the 1997 TV minseries of the same name, which starred Joe Mantegna, voice of recurring Simpsons character Fat Tony) Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?
230 October 31, 1999 no gag Treehouse of Horror X
231 November 07, 1999 I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
232 November 14, 1999 I won't not use no double negatives(since three negatives are used, the sentence is true) Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
233 November 21, 1999 Indian burns are not our cultural heritage (This is from 3F05) Eight Misbehavin'
234 November 28, 1999 I can't see dead people (This is a reference to The Sixth Sense) Take My Wife, Sleaze
235 December 19, 1999 I will not sell my kidney on eBay (this is impossible now, since eBay prohibits the sale of organs) Grift of the Magi
236 January 9, 2000 I will not create art from dung Little Big Mom
237 January 16, 2000 I will stop phoning it in Faith Off
238 January 23, 2000 Class clown is not a paid position The Mansion Family
239 February 06, 2000 Substitute teachers are not scabs Saddlesore Galactica
240 February 13, 2000 My suspension was not mutual Alone Again, Natura-Diddily
241 February 20, 2000 A belch is not an oral report Missionary: Impossible
242 February 27, 2000 Dodgeball stops at the gym door Pygmoelian
243 March 19, 2000 Non-flammable is not a challenge Bart to the Future
244 April 09, 2000 I was not touched"there"by an angel Days of Wine and D'oh'ses
245 April 30, 2000 I am not here on a fartball scholarship Kill the Alligator and Run
246 May 07, 2000 I will not dance on anyone's grave Last Tap Dance in Springfield
247 May 14, 2000 I cannot hire a substitute student It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
248 May 21, 2000 "I will not obey the voices in my head" Behind the Laughter


Season 12

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
249 November 01, 2000 no gag Treehouse of Horror XI
250 November 05, 2000 I will not plant subliminal messagores (aired two days before the 2000 U.S. presidential election) A Tale of Two Springfields
251 November 12, 2000 I will not surprise the incontinent Insane Clown Poppy
252 November 19, 2000 I am not the acting president (aired during the legal contest over the results of the 2000 presidential election) Lisa the Tree Hugger
253 November 26, 2000 I was not the sixth Beatle Homer vs. Dignity
254 December 03, 2000 I will only provide a urine sample when asked The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
255 December 10, 2000 The nurse is not dealing The Great Money Caper
256 December 17, 2000 Science class should not end in tragedy(During the episode, Skinner writes "I ain't not a dorkus") Skinner's Sense of Snow
257 January 07, 2001 Network TV is not dead HOMR
258 January 14, 2001 I will not "let the dogs out" (reference a song made popular by the Baha Men) Pokey Mom
259 February 04, 2001 I will not hide the teacher's medication Worst Episode Ever
260 February 11, 2001 I will not publish the principal's credit report Tennis the Menace
261 February 18, 2001 The hamster did not have a "full life" Day of the Jackanapes
262 February 25, 2001 I will not buy a presidential pardon(This refers to the Bill Clinton pardons controversy, involving 140 pardons he issued on his last day in office.) New Kids on the Blecch
263 March 04, 2001 "Temptation Island" was not a sleazy piece of crap Hungry, Hungry Homer
264 March 11, 2001 I will not scare the vice president(a reference to VP Cheney's heart condition) Bye Bye Nerdie
265 April 01, 2001 I will not flush evidence Simpson Safari
266 April 29, 2001 Fire is not the cleanser Trilogy of Error
267 May 06, 2001 Genetics is not an excuse I'm Goin' to Praiseland
268 May 13, 2001 Today is not Mothra's Day (This episode aired on Mother's Day.) Children of a Lesser Clod
269 May 20, 2001 I should not be twenty-one by now (Referring to the fact that Bart has been the age of ten for over eleven years.) Simpsons Tall Tales


Season 13

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
270 November 6, 2001 no gag Treehouse of Horror XII
271 November 11, 2001 Nobody reads these anymore The Parent Rap
272 November 18, 2001 A burp in a jar is not a science project Homer the Moe
273 December 2, 2001 Fun does not have a size A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
274 December 9, 2001 I am not Charlie Brown on acid (reference to how critics described "South Park") The Blunder Years
275 December 16, 2001 I do not have a cereal named after me (In fact, he did: "Bart Simpson Peanut Butter Chocolate Crunch". In the UK they released "Bart Simpson's No Problem-os) She of Little Faith
276 January 6, 2002 no gag Brawl in the Family
277 January 20, 2002 no gag Sweets and Sour Marge
278 January 27, 2002 no gag Jaws Wired Shut
279 February 10, 2002 I will not bite the hand that feeds me Butterfingers(A reference to his Butterfinger commercials and how, after a blatant jab two episodes earlier, the ads had been canceled.) Half-Decent Proposal
280 February 17, 2002 The Giving Tree is not a chump The Bart Wants What It Wants
281 February 24, 2002 Making Milhouse cry is not a science project The Lastest Gun in the West
282 March 10, 2002 no gag The Old Man and the Key
283 March 17, 2002 Vampire is not a career choice Tales from the Public Domain
284 March 31, 2002 no gag Blame It on Lisa
285 April 7, 2002 no gag Weekend at Burnsie's
286 April 21, 2002 no gag Gump Roast
287 April 28, 2002 no gag I Am Furious Yellow
288 May 5, 2002 I will never lie about being cancelled again (a reference to Matt Groening spreading a rumor that The Simpsons was going to end its run after this season) The Sweetest Apu
289 May 12, 2002 no gag Little Girl in the Big Ten
290 May 19, 2002 no gag The Frying Game
291 May 22, 2002 no gag Papa's Got a Brand New Badge


Season 14

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
292 November 03, 2002 no gag Treehouse of Horror XIII
293 November 10, 2002 no gag How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
294 November 17, 2002 Fish do not like coffee Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade
295 November 24, 2002 no gag Large Marge
296 December 01, 2002 Milhouse did not test cootie positive Helter Shelter
297 December 15, 2002 no gag The Great Louse Detective
298 January 05, 2003 no gag Special Edna
299 January 12, 2003 no gag The Dad Who Knew Too Little
300 February 02, 2003 This school does not need a "regime change" (reference to the then-upcoming War In Iraq) Strong Arms of the Ma
301 February 09, 2003 SpongeBob is not a contraceptive Pray Anything
302 February 16, 2003 I will not (Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe.) Barting Over
303 February 16, 2003 no gag I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can
304 March 02, 2003 no gag A Star Is Born-Again
305 March 09, 2003 no gag Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington
306 March 16, 2003 no gag C.E. D'oh
307 March 30, 2003 no gag 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky
308 April 13, 2003 no gag Three Gays of the Condo
309 April 27, 2003 no gag Dude, Where's My Ranch?
310 May 04, 2003 My pen is not a booger launcher Old Yeller Belly
311 May 11, 2003 no gag Brake My Wife, Please
312 May 18, 2003 Sandwiches should not contain sand Bart of War
313 May 18, 2003 no gag Moe Baby Blues


Season 15

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
314 November 02, 2003 no gag Treehouse of Horror XIV
315 November 09, 2003 no gag My Mother the Carjacker
316 November 16, 2003 no gag The President Wore Pearls
317 November 23, 2003 no gag The Regina Monologues
318 November 30, 2003 no gag The Fat and the Furriest
319 December 07, 2003 Over forty & single is not funny Today I Am a Clown
320 December 14, 2003 no gag 'Tis the Fifteenth Season
321 January 04, 2004 no gag Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays
322 January 11, 2004 no gag I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot
323 January 25, 2004 no gag Diatribe of a Mad Housewife
324 February 08, 2004 no gag Margical History Tour
325 February 15, 2004 no gag Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore
326 February 22, 2004 no gag Smart and Smarter
327 March 14, 2004 I will not speculate on how hot teacher used to be The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
328 March 21, 2004 no gag Co-Dependent's Day
329 March 28, 2004 no gag The Wandering Juvie
330 April 18, 2004 no gag My Big Fat Geek Wedding
331 April 25, 2004 no gag Catch 'Em if You Can
332 May 02, 2004 no gag Simple Simpson
333 May 09, 2004 no gag The Way We Weren't
334 May 16, 2004 no gag Bart-Mangled Banner
335 May 23, 2004 no gag Fraudcast News


Season 16

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
336 November 07, 2004 no gag Treehouse of Horror XV
337 November 14, 2004 no gag All's Fair in Oven War
338 November 21, 2004 no gag Sleeping with the Enemy
339 December 05, 2004 Poking a dead raccoon is not research She Used to Be My Girl
340 December 12, 2004 no gag Fat Man and Little Boy
341 January 16, 2005 no gag Midnight Rx
342 January 30, 2005 no gag Mommie Beerest
343 February 06, 2005 no gag Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass
344 February 13, 2005 no gag Pranksta Rap
345 February 20, 2005 no gag There's Something About Marrying
346 March 06, 2005 Beer in a milk carton is not milk On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister
347 March 13, 2005 no gag Goo Goo Gai Pan
348 March 20, 2005 no gag Mobile Homer
349 April 03, 2005 no gag The Seven-Beer Snitch
350 April 17, 2005 no gag Future-Drama
351 May 01, 2005 no gag Don't Fear the Roofer
352 May 01, 2005 no gag The Heartbroke Kid
353 May 08, 2005 no gag A Star Is Torn
354 May 08, 2005 no gag Thank God It's Doomsday
355 May 15, 2005 A booger is not a bookmark Home Away from Homer
356 May 15, 2005 no gag The Father, The Son & The Holy Guest Star


Season 17

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
357 September 11, 2005 Does any kid still do this anymore? (refers to the diminishing frequency of the chalkboard gag, as well as the real-life punishment) Bonfire of the Manatees
358 September 18, 2005 no gag The Girl Who Slept Too Little
359 September 25, 2005 no gag Milhouse of Sand and Fog
360 November 06, 2005 no gag Treehouse of Horror XVI
361 November 13, 2005 no gag Marge's Son Poisoning
362 November 20, 2005 no gag See Homer Run
363 November 27, 2005 no gag The Last of the Red Hat Mamas
364 December 11, 2005 no gag The Italian Bob
365 December 18, 2005 no gag Simpsons Christmas Stories
366 January 08, 2006 I am not smarter than the President Homer's Paternity Coot
367 January 29, 2006 Teacher was not dumped—it was mutual We're on the Road to D'ohwhere
368 February 26, 2006 no gag My Fair Laddy
369 March 12, 2006 no gag The Seemingly Never-Ending Story
370 March 19, 2006 no gag Bart Has Two Mommies
371 March 26, 2006 I will not laminate dog doo (The first airing of this episode included a special live action opening with 'I will not eat things for money' as the gag.) Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife
372 April 02, 2006 I will not flip the classroom upside down (The classroom is flipped upside down.) Million Dollar Abie
373 April 09, 2006 no gag Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore
374 April 23, 2006 no gag The Wettest Stories Ever Told
375 April 30, 2006 no gag Girls Just Want to Have Sums
376 May 07, 2006 I will not leak the plot of the movie Regarding Margie
377 May 14, 2006 Je ne parle pas français ("I do not speak French.") The Monkey Suit
378 May 21, 2006 Have a great summer, everyone (last episode of the season) Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play


Season 18

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
379 September 10, 2006 no gag "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer"
380 September 17, 2006 no gag "Jazzy and the Pussycats"
381 September 24, 2006 no gag'(But during the episode, Skinner writes "A baby beat me up" when Bart begins torturing Skinner by taking advantage of his peanut allergy) "Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em"
382 November 5, 2006 no gag "Treehouse of Horror XVII"
383 November 12, 2006 We are not all naked under our clothes "G.I. D'oh"
384 November 19, 2006 no gag "Moe'N'a Lisa"
385 November 26, 2006 no gag "Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)"
386 December 10, 2006 no gag "The Haw-Hawed Couple"
387 December 17, 2006 Frankincense is not a monster "Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2"
388 January 7, 2007 no gag "The Wife Aquatic"
389 January 28, 2007 no gag "Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times"
390 February 11, 2007 no gag'(But during the episode, Bart writes "So long suckers") "Little Big Girl"
391 February 18, 2007 no gag "Springfield Up"
392 March 4, 2007 no gag "Yokel Chords"
393 March 11, 2007 no gag "Rome-old and Juli-eh"
394 March 25, 2007 Global Warming did not eat my homework "Homerazzi"
395 April 22, 2007 no gag "Marge Gamer"
396 April 29, 2007 no gag "The Boys of Bummer"
397 May 6, 2007 I will not look up how much teacher makes "Crook and Ladder"
398 May 13, 2007 Pearls are not oyster barf "Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot"
399 May 20, 2007 no gag'(special 24-style opening) "24 Minutes"
400 May 20, 2007 no gag'(normal opening sequence replaced with a black screen that says "20 years ago", followed by a full showing of the Tracy Ullman Show Simpsons short "Family Portrait") "You Kent Always Say What You Want"


Season 19

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
401 September 23, 2007 I will not wait 20 years to make another movie "He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs"
402 September 30, 2007 The Wall Street Journal is better than ever "The Homer of Seville"
403 October 7, 2007 no gag "Midnight Towboy"
404 October 14, 2007 I am not a FDIC-insured bank. "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
405 November 4, 2007 no gag "Treehouse of Horror XVIII"
406 November 11, 2007 There is no such thing as an iPoddy "Little Orphan Millie"
407 November 18, 2007 The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens "Husbands and Knives"
408 November 25, 2007 no gag "Funeral for a Fiend"
409 December 16, 2007 The capital of Montana is not "Hannah" "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind"
410 January 6, 2008 Teacher did not pay too much for her condo "E Pluribus Wiggum"
411 January 27, 2008 no gag "That 90's Show"
412 February 17, 2008 no gag "Love, Springfieldian Style"
413 March 2, 2008 The art teacher is fat, not pregnant "The Debarted"
414 March 9, 2008 no gag "Dial 'N' for Nerder"
415 March 30, 2008 no gag "Smoke On The Daughter"
416 April 13, 2008 no gag "Papa Don't Leech"
417 April 27, 2008 A persons a person, no mater how Ralph. "Apocalypse Cow"
418 May 4, 2008 no gag "Any Given Sundance"
419 May 11, 2008 This punishment is medivial. "Mona Leaves-a"
420 MAy 18, 2008 no gag "All About Lisa"


Season 20

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
421 September 28, 2008 no gag "Sex, Pies And Idiot Scrapes"
422 October 5, 2008 Teachers diet is working. "Lost Verizon"
423 October 19, 2008 There is no such month as Rocktober "Double, Double Boy In Trouble"
424 November 2, 2008 None "Treehouse of Horror XIX"
425 November 9, 2008 I did not see Teacher siphoning gas. "Dangerous Curves"
426 November 16, 2008 No gag "Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words"
427 November 30, 2008 Prosperity is just around the corner. "Mypods and Boomsticks"
428 December 7, 2008 Jesus is not mad His birthday is on Christmas "The Burns and the Bees"
429 January 25, 2009 I Will Not use Permanet ink on the Chalkboard " Lisa The Drama Queen"
430 Febuary 15, 2009

HDTV is Worth Every Cent (The episode was the first one in HD)

"Take My Life, Please"
431 March 1, 2009 "March Madness" is Not an Excuse for Missing School "How the Test Was Won"
432 March 8, 2009 "I will not have fun with educational toys." "No Loan Again, Naturally
433 MArch 15, 2009 No gag "Gone Maggie Gone"
434 March 22, 2009 "Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks." "In the Name of the Grandfather"
435 March 29, 2009 "My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds." "Wedding for Disaster"
436 April 5, 2009 No gag "Eeny Teeny Maya Moe"
437 April 19, 2009 "I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone." "The Good, the Sad and the Drugly"
438 April 26, 2009 "I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy." "Father Knows Worst"
439 May 3, 2009 No gag "Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh"
440 May 10, 2009 No gag "Four Great Women and a Manicure"
441 May 17, 2009 "It's 'Facebook,' not 'Assbook.'" "Coming to Homerica"

Season 21

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
442 September 27, 2009 "The class hamster isn't just sleeping." "Homer the Whopper"
443 October 4, 2009 "Chalkboarding is not torture." "Bart Gets a 'Z'"
444 October 11, 2009 "I am not allergic to long division." "The Great Wife Hope"
445 October 18, 2009 None "Treehouse of Horror XX"
446 November 15, 2009 "I do not have the hots for my mom." "The Devil Wears Nada"
447 November 22, 2009 "Halloween doesn't kick Thanksgiving's ass." "Pranks and Greens"
448 November 29, 2009 "Teachers' unions are not ruining this country." "Rednecks and Broomsticks"
449 December 13, 2009 No gag "O Brother, Where Bart Thou?"
450 January 3, 2010 No gag "Thursdays with Abie"
451 January 10, 2010 "The world may end in 2012, but this show won't." "Once Upon a Time in Springfield"
452 January 31, 2010 no gag "Million Dollar Maybe"
453 February 14, 2010 no gag "Boy Meets Curl"
454 February 21, 2010 No gag "The Color Yellow"
455 March 14, 2010 No gag "Postcards from the Wedge"
456 March 21, 2010 "WWII could not beat up WWI" "Stealing First Base"

The Simpsons Movie

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
1 July 27, 2007 I will not illegally download this movie The Simpsons Movie

The Simpsons

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