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A New Temptation

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Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	5
Update:	Heaven Won't Wait
Required characters:	Temptation Serpent
Optional characters:	The Devil, Old Scratch, Jesus Christ
Internal name(s):	ANewTemptation
ID(s):	267051 - 267054

A New Temptation is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Heaven Won't Wait content update. It requires Temptation Serpent to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Temptation Serpent's exclamation mark
	Well, boys, this is the Garden of Eden. What do you think?
	It's boring! It's just a bunch of plants and animals.
	Yeah, all three of the authentic Noah's Arks had rides and souvenir stands at least.
	I miss the Tunnel of Science Denial!
	You know, I could make your visit a little more exciting...if you're interested.
	AAAAH! A talking snake! Animals aren't supposed to talk!
	They do in the Bible, son.
	Oh, then it's safe then.
	No! Talking snakes are always a bad thing!
	AAAAH! Run away!
	Well, that didn't go so hot.
	What are you going to do now?
	So I ran into the two people who can't be tempted, no biggie. Human nature hasn't changed. I'm sure I'll have the weak-willed wanna-be-bads eating out of my hand in no time.
	Psst. I got forbidden knowledge here. Who needs some? Good and evil here. Best prices. Who needs some shame?
	They're all looking at their phones. What the hell is going on?
	You're out-evilled by today's algorithmically-driven temptation platforms.
	Your apple needs to push back at Facebook.
Task: "Make Temptation Serpent Look for People to Tempt". The job takes 4 hours.
	Boy, you were right! Social media is the way to go. Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter have completely out-evilled me.
	I spent thirty straight hours learning the ropes from my new master, Elon Musk!
	My family and friends hate me now, but that's only because they've been red-pilled.
	I don't care what anyone else thinks because loving Elon is my whole deal now.
	Elon's jokes are the funniest thing since saying "bacon" a lot or telling women to "make me a sandwich".
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Temptation Serpent's exclamation mark
	Hey Homer, you want a fifth round for the road?
	Nah, I better get going. I'm already past "expectedly late" and "acceptably late", and fifteen minutes past "angrily late".
	I don't want to get into "have to buy a gift to make it up to Marge late", 'cause that'll cut into tomorrow night's beer money.
	Ah, but perhaps I could interest you in this Beer of Forbidden Knowledge! It's free.
	"Free" is always tempting, but I'm not gonna take beer from a talking snake. That's like the Sixth Commandment or something.
	Once again I'm a victim of my past success. I gotta get a new look.
Task: "Make Temptation Serpent Try Out Disguises". The job takes 4 hours.
	Pardon, Monsieur! Perhaps you would like to try Le Beer of Forbidden Knowledge, non?
	Nah, I already know enough as it is. I'm good.
	But...what if it included the cure for cancer. This knowledge would be tempting, oui?
	Eh, the eggheads'll figure that out eventually.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Temptation Serpent's exclamation mark
	Men are the worst, and I hate my job!
	Excuse me, ma'am, but perhaps I could interest you in the power to tear down the patriarchy?
	What? No! Get thee gone, Satan!
	Ugh! For the thousandth time, I'm NOT Satan! That's a Biblical misinterpretation.
	Seriously! And I should know.
	You should know? No, I should know!
	You can't be Satan, I'm Satan!
	No, you're the Devil.
	Same thing! Isn't it?
	I don't know. It's really unclear.
	Maybe we should try reading the Good Book...
Task: "Make Temptation Serpent Read the Bible". The job takes place at Springfield Library, Garden of Eden, Java Server, or a Shop and takes 4 hours. If The Devil is owned: Task: "Make The Devil Figure Out if He's Satan". The job takes place at Springfield Library, Garden of Eden, Java Server, or a Shop and takes 4 hours. If Old Scratch is owned: Task: "Make Old Scratch Figure Out if He's Satan". The job takes place at Springfield Library, Garden of Eden, Java Server, or a Shop and takes 4 hours.
	Well, that didn't clear things up at all.
	No, but this bit with the demon pigs is totally rad! Bummer that Jesus whacked 'em though. I want some demon pigs.
	Whacked 'em? Come on! Everyone knows pigs can swim. "Drove them into the sea" — that's the weakest move ever!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Temptation Serpent's exclamation mark
	It's official: I can't tempt anyone into anything anymore.
	What are you tempting people with?
	Uh...a new car?
	Meh, my Dad gave me a solid gold car five-hundred years ago.
	Five-hundred? But there weren't any roads or gas stations five-hundred years ago.
	Exactly! You see what I have to put up with? And can you believe his lame "All time is one to Me" excuse? You know how often I've heard that one?
	Well, there are roads and gas stations now so...how about I throw in some cool custom-painted flames on the side?
	Throw in some sweet racing stripes, and you got a deal!
Task: "Make Temptation Serpent Lead Jesus Into Temptation". The job takes place at The Jesus Cube, Heavenly Swing Set, Heaven, Garden of Eden, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Jesus Christ is owned: Task: "Make Jesus Buy New Sunglasses to Wear in His New Car". The job takes place at The Jesus Cube, Heavenly Swing Set, Heaven, Garden of Eden, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
	This car is so AWESOME!
	Yep! And all it'll cost you is your soul.
	Wait, what?
	NO IT WON'T! Now give him his soul back.
	Come on! Everyone knows that all temptation deals have a strict "no takebacksies" policy.
	Give it back, or I'll smite with you a thunderbolt so fast you'll wish you'd never been hatched!
	That's very Zeusy.
	WHAT WAS THAT?
	Nothing! Fine, he can have his soul back.
	You never let me make my own decisions!
Quest reward: 200 and 20

view • talk • edit • past The Simpsons: Tapped Out Heaven Won't Wait quests

Peace Was Never an Option • Children of an Angry God • The Rapture-tastic Express • "Heaven" on Earth • A Heavenly Chorus Line • The Gates of Wrath
Adam	The Chosen One's Burden
Eve	Peace, Love, D'oh!
Angela	His Girl Angel
Shakespeare	To Be, or, Like, Maybe Not
St. Peter	Heaven Can Gate
Beethoven	Bitter Beat Symphony
Angel Flanders	Angel in the Crime Field
Temptation Serpent	A New Temptation