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My Kingdom for a Daughter

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 11 Update: Into the Simpsonsverse Required characters: Princess Homer Optional characters: Pride Homer, Smithers, Abbey, Grampa Internal name(s): MyKingdomForADaughter ID(s): 247042 - 247044

My Kingdom for a Daughter is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Into the Simpsonsverse content update. It requires Princess Homer to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Princess Homer's exclamation mark Hmm, perhaps today I'll visit my friends in the Cookie Kingdom. I must catch up with the badgers and the narwhals to see how they're doing. Homer Simpson? I didn't realize you were still keeping this up after the Drag Race last year. I'm sorry? I just LOVE this new look. It's so 1950s-early-animation-era-chic. Puh-lease. I wouldn't be caught DEAD in that dress. Oh, you think your dress is better? Well, can your dress do THIS?! ... ... Are we still waiting? My wand is a bit shy right now. I swear this has never happened before. It's probably because I already granted wishes three times today. Task: "Make Princess Homer Change Clothes With Magic". The job takes 4 hours. If Pride Homer is owned: Task: "Make Pride Homer Show Off on the Catwalk". The job takes place at Draggle Rock or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Love Every Minute of It". The job takes place at Draggle Rock or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. You girls are fantastic! But I feel like I'm missing out. Gimme just a minute to run home and change into my Mysterious Waylon outfit. Wait, that was you?! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Princess Homer's exclamation mark Well, I really should be going now. Much to do in the life of a storybook princess. This is just the best darn day of my life. I've always wanted a daughter. Oh, no, you must be mistaken. I'm not— I can't believe you'd say that, Father. You never treated me like your daughter. Maury said the test was inconclusive! If Abbey is owned: Task: "Make Abbey Demand Another Paternity Test". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Grampa is owned: Task: "Make Grampa Play the Maury Tape". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Princess Homer Try to Stay Out of Family Drama". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. The DNA test and the studio audience reaction prove that I'm your daughter! Fake boos! Look, I only have room for one daughter in my busy life. I'll have to choose between the two of you. Not it. I believe you meant the three of us. And before you choose, let me just remind you that I have delicious oranges I'm willing to share. And let me remind you that I am actually your daughter. Girls, girls. Don't fight. You're all pretty, in a Homerish way. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Princess Homer's exclamation mark This has been fun, but I really must be leaving. Not before the talent competition! How else will we determine which of you three will be my one and only daughter and inherit my vast riches? I can eat a dozen donuts in three minutes — and turn the box into a couture carryall that takes ten pounds off my weight! I can bake a Yorkshire pudding that makes the desserts on the Great British Baking Show look like they belong on Antiques Roadshow! And drive on the left side of the road! And what about you, Princess? I'm guessing you can talk to birds? I can make a gingerbread house appear with a wave of my wand — and disappear with a wave of my fork. Task: "Make Princess Homer Commune With the Birds". The job takes 12 hours. If Pride Homer is owned: Task: "Make Pride Homer Eat a Dozen Donuts in Three Minutes". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village, or a Visitable Home and takes 12 hours. If Abbey is owned: Task: "Make Abbey Eat Seven Beef Wellingtons in Four Minutes". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village, or a Visitable Home and takes 12 hours. If Grampa is owned: Task: "Make Grampa Judge the Competition". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village, or a Visitable Home and takes 12 hours. Grampa, this is preposterous. You don't have any riches and none of these ladies are your daughters. Some of them aren't even ladies, DAD. *gasp* Abbey's your dad? No riches? I'm out of here! Me too! Aww... ... Looks like it's just me. Ah, fine. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the line "my kingdom for a horse" from the William Shakespeare play Richard III.