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{{TB|We've had the flu at this school constantly for six years.}}
 
{{TB|We've had the flu at this school constantly for six years.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Well, if I can’t be a substitute teacher, I guess I can be a substitute some-other-job…}}
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{{TB|Well, if I can't be a substitute teacher, I guess I can be a substitute some-other-job...}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Bergstrom Research Sub Jobs|60 minutes|the [[Java Server]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Bergstrom Research Sub Jobs|60 minutes|the [[Java Server]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Let’s see what it says in the classified section of the newspaper…}}
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{{TB|Let's see what it says in the classified section of the newspaper...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|“Look for job listings online.”}}
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{{TB|"Look for job listings online."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
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{{TB|Substitute firefighter, substitute Zamboni driver… I really lucked out that there’s such a bustling Substitute industry.}}
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{{TB|Substitute firefighter, substitute Zamboni driver... I really lucked out that there's such a bustling Substitute industry.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Bergstrom's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Bergstrom's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
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{{TB|Hello, my name is Mr. Bergstrom, and I’ll be your substitute heart surgeon today.}}
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{{TB|Hello, my name is Mr. Bergstrom, and I'll be your substitute heart surgeon today.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon|Spacey}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon|Spacey}}
 
{{TB|But you're not a doctor. I'm here for my life-saving heart surgery!}}
 
{{TB|But you're not a doctor. I'm here for my life-saving heart surgery!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
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{{TB|Not a problem. I'll just wheel in this TV and show you the movie Patch Adams. It’s ABOUT a doctor.}}
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{{TB|Not a problem. I'll just wheel in this TV and show you the movie Patch Adams. It's ABOUT a doctor.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon|Mad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon|Mad}}
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{{TB|How’s that gonna help me?!}}
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{{TB|How's that gonna help me?!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
 
{{TB|Maybe the magic of [[Robin Williams]] in a clown nose will fix your arteries?}}
 
{{TB|Maybe the magic of [[Robin Williams]] in a clown nose will fix your arteries?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Eh, I’ve gotta figure out something else to substitute for.}}
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{{TB|Eh, I've gotta figure out something else to substitute for.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Bergstrom Substitute Other Jobs|12 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Bergstrom Substitute Other Jobs|12 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Bergstrom's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Bergstrom's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
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{{TB|Substitute cop, substitute cab driver, substitute sub sandwich maker…}}
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{{TB|Substitute cop, substitute cab driver, substitute sub sandwich maker...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|My whole life, I’ve only ever substituted for other people.}}
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{{TB|My whole life, I've only ever substituted for other people.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|When’s someone going to substitute for *me*?}}
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{{TB|When's someone going to substitute for {{*}}me{{*}}?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Smug}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Smug}}
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{{TB|I’ll substitute for you, Mr. Bergstrom.}}
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{{TB|I'll substitute for you, Mr. Bergstrom.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
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{{TB|Really? You’d do that for me?}}
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{{TB|Really? You'd do that for me?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Smug}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Smug}}
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{{TB|It’ll probably be the only time outside a courtroom someone will call me “Mr.”}}
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{{TB|It'll probably be the only time outside a courtroom someone will call me "Mr."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|I’m finally going to live my own life!}}
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{{TB|I'm finally going to live my own life!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Bergstrom Live His Own Life|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Jimbo Substitute for Mr. Bergstrom|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Jimbo]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Bergstrom Live His Own Life|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Jimbo Substitute for Mr. Bergstrom|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Jimbo]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Smug}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Smug}}
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{{TB|What do you mean?}}
 
{{TB|What do you mean?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Worried}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Worried}}
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{{TB|He joy-rided a motorcycle right into the Carpet Diem Rug Store. He’s in a coma.}}
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{{TB|He joy-rided a motorcycle right into the Carpet Diem Rug Store. He's in a coma.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|How bad is it, doc?}}
 
{{TB|How bad is it, doc?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Well, he probably would’ve been fine, but he substituted his helmet for a cowboy hat.}}
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{{TB|Well, he probably would've been fine, but he substituted his helmet for a cowboy hat.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Oh Mr. Bergstrom…}}
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{{TB|Oh Mr. Bergstrom...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
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{{TB|Who’s “Mr. Bergstrom?”}}
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{{TB|Who's "Mr. Bergstrom?"}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|You are! You are Mr. Bergstrom!}}
 
{{TB|You are! You are Mr. Bergstrom!}}
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{{TB|Thanks for helping me remember who I was, Lisa.}}
 
{{TB|Thanks for helping me remember who I was, Lisa.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Of course, Mr. Bergstrom! You’re my favorite substitute teacher ever!}}
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{{TB|Of course, Mr. Bergstrom! You're my favorite substitute teacher ever!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{TB|Substitute teacher?! What kind of crappy job is that?!}}
 
{{TB|Substitute teacher?! What kind of crappy job is that?!}}

Latest revision as of 12:02, January 20, 2025


Substitute Everything
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Love, Springfieldian Style
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: Mr. Bergstrom, Lisa
Optional characters: Jimbo

Substitute Everything is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Love, Springfieldian Style content update. It requires Mr. Bergstrom to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Bergstrom's exclamation mark
Mr. Bergstrom - Happy Ah, Springfield, and a second chance! It's rare for a substitute to come back.
Skinner Actually, we're good, no one's taken a sick day in years out of fear of getting fired.
Skinner - Sad We've had the flu at this school constantly for six years.
Mr. Bergstrom Well, if I can't be a substitute teacher, I guess I can be a substitute some-other-job...
Task: "Make Mr. Bergstrom Research Sub Jobs". The job takes place at the Java Server or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Mr. Bergstrom Let's see what it says in the classified section of the newspaper...
Mr. Bergstrom - Sad "Look for job listings online."
Mr. Bergstrom Substitute firefighter, substitute Zamboni driver... I really lucked out that there's such a bustling Substitute industry.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Bergstrom's exclamation mark
Mr. Bergstrom Hello, my name is Mr. Bergstrom, and I'll be your substitute heart surgeon today.
Jasper - Spacey But you're not a doctor. I'm here for my life-saving heart surgery!
Mr. Bergstrom Not a problem. I'll just wheel in this TV and show you the movie Patch Adams. It's ABOUT a doctor.
Jasper - Mad How's that gonna help me?!
Mr. Bergstrom Maybe the magic of Robin Williams in a clown nose will fix your arteries?
Mr. Bergstrom - Sad Eh, I've gotta figure out something else to substitute for.
Task: "Make Mr. Bergstrom Substitute Other Jobs". The job takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Bergstrom's exclamation mark
Mr. Bergstrom Substitute cop, substitute cab driver, substitute sub sandwich maker...
Mr. Bergstrom - Sad My whole life, I've only ever substituted for other people.
Mr. Bergstrom - Sad When's someone going to substitute for *me*?
Jimbo - Smug I'll substitute for you, Mr. Bergstrom.
Mr. Bergstrom Really? You'd do that for me?
Jimbo - Smug It'll probably be the only time outside a courtroom someone will call me "Mr."
Mr. Bergstrom - Happy I'm finally going to live my own life!
Task: "Make Mr. Bergstrom Live His Own Life". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Jimbo is owned: Task: "Make Jimbo Substitute for Mr. Bergstrom". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Jimbo - Smug Wow, Mr. Bergstrom lived the first day of his own life HARD.
Lisa - Worried What do you mean?
Jimbo - Worried He joy-rided a motorcycle right into the Carpet Diem Rug Store. He's in a coma.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa - Sad How bad is it, doc?
Dr. Hibbert - Annoyed Well, he probably would've been fine, but he substituted his helmet for a cowboy hat.
Lisa - Sad Oh Mr. Bergstrom...
Mr. Bergstrom Who's "Mr. Bergstrom?"
Lisa - Sad You are! You are Mr. Bergstrom!
Mr. Bergstrom - Happy Oh yeah! And you are Lisa Simpson!
Task: "Make Mr. Bergstrom Remember Who He Is". The job takes place at Hibbert Family Practice, Springfield General Hospital, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Mr. Bergstrom Thanks for helping me remember who I was, Lisa.
Lisa - Happy Of course, Mr. Bergstrom! You're my favorite substitute teacher ever!
Mr. Bergstrom - Surprised Substitute teacher?! What kind of crappy job is that?!
Lisa - Worried Oh no!
Mr. Bergstrom Just kidding, Lisa. I remember exactly how crappy being a substitute is.
Mr. Bergstrom - Happy And I love it!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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