Difference between revisions of "Ralph Hits a Big Time"

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Ralph Hits a Big Time is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Love, Springfieldian Style content update. It requires Vicki Valentine to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Vicki Valentine's exclamation mark Teaching these kids dance classes is the pits. I'm after the big time again. And I'm going to do it the old fashioned way... ... by finding a talented child to exploit. Behind every Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner and Khloe Kardashian, there's a Kris Jenner. Task: "Make Vicki Valentine Audition Child Stars". The job takes place at Vicki Valentine School of Dance and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Vicki Valentine's exclamation mark *strikes another audition off the list* The jumps were good, the personality was flat. These kids are all trying to fit into a mold. They're tainted. I need the ultimate raw clay. Task: "Make Vicki Valentine Review a Lot of Auditions". The job takes place at Vicki Valentine School of Dance and takes 60 minutes. I ate a bunch of clay once and it never came out! Good lord, this kid is one haircut away from being the next Macaulay Culkin! Ahhhh! That's right, just like in Home Alone! No, I was yelling because I think the clay finally came out. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Vicki Valentine's exclamation mark No, Ralph, you're doing it all wrong. Here, let me show you how it's done. Luckily I drank a pot of coffee and smoked a pack of cigarettes a day at your age, so my feet haven't grown at all. Task: "Make Vicki Valentine Put On a Number". The job takes place at Vicki Valentine School of Dance and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Vicki Valentine's exclamation mark Okay, Ralph, are you ready for your big shot? My daddy gets shot big time a lot! I'm ready. On second thought, let's hold you back some more. I think I can distract them with some of my classic performances. Task: "Make Vicki Valentine Reignite Her Career". The job takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Vicki Valentine's exclamation mark All right Ralph, the stage is set. You're in the big show now, here comes Kent Brockman to interview you. Kent Brockman here with Channel Six. Are you excited today, Ralph? Oh God, this is gonna be bad... You know, Kent, the thing about the live theater is that anything can happen, and that's what makes it so vibrant and visceral. He's actually making sense! He's going to take me to the top! Who would you say has been your biggest influence while working on this show? (BIG SMILE) My mommy! Hi mom! Task: "Make Vicki Valentine Scream Internally". The job takes place at Vicki Valentine School of Dance and takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20