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All Dogs Go to Jail is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Love, Springfieldian Style content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Intro[edit]

Between February 13 and February 19 All right, I'll pour my heart out to you lame-o's. Yes! And I promise we, or at least I, will be the most active listeners you've ever had outside a courthouse! Task: "Make Lisa Actively Listen to Snake's Story". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Snake Tell a Story About Some Dogs". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Alright, my dudes, I'm going to tell you a story about some random dogs. None of this is real, okay? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing the Intro Which dumpster should I dine out of tonight, Olive Garbage or Trasher Barrel? Hey, scruffy dog. You want some of my food? I have extra because my human is Comic Book Guy, and he's not very good at portion control. There is nothing abnormal about eating a baker's dozen baker's dozens. Some dogs just don't know how good they have it. But, sorry, I don't take handouts. Task: "Make Snake Refuse Handouts". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Collect Dog Treats" (x100). Hey Gloria, remember that hilarious joke I just told about not taking handouts? What's the gag? The gag is how much I'm going to eat if you're nice enough to share with me. You're in luck, my human just overflowed my bowl with Slim Jims. Snap into 'em! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Shady and the Vamp and Free Land Token

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1 Wow, this is such a strange feeling. What, gratitude? No, being full. It's been a while. Man, Snake, how did you get so well fed? I've made this peanut butter jar lid last me days. Oh, don't worry, I got us a hookup now. We don't have to worry about food ever again. Task: "Make Snake Raid Gloria's Pantry". The job takes place at Shady and the Vamp and takes 4 hours. Task: "Collect Dog Treats" (x300). Here you go, mutts. Mutton for days! In kibble form. I've never seen so much food in one place! You're the best, Snake. Don't you think someone will notice this amount of food disappearing? Have you seen the size of Gloria's owner? He's lost more food in his couch cushions than we could ever eat. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Dining Animals

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2 Giving back to the other dogs tickled an itch I haven't felt since that trip to the Amalflea Coast. C'mon Snake, you've got to let us know your source. I don't want to spoil the gravy train. Or the nacho cheese train for that matter. Hey, Snake, want to hang out? It's Taco Tuesday and my human passed out mid-al pastor. Task: "Make Snake Attend Taco Feast". The job takes place at Dining Animals and takes 4 hours. Task: "Collect Dog Treats" (x300). Snake, I think we should talk. Not now, Gloria, I'm going to town on this burrito. Uh, I think that's Comic Book Guy's socks... *spits it out* I think my human is noticing that he's missing food. He's scared because he's losing weight. Pft, what's he gonna do? Last I checked I have no collar, which means I'm a free dog. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Springfield Dog Pound and Free Land Token

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3 Have I sniffed that pole yet? Better sniff it again, just to be sure. There you are, you little mongrel. Come over here, you're spending the night in the slammer. I never met a dog catcher who smelled worse than me. Good luck catching me! Man, I'm a lot slower than I used to be. Gotta convince Comic Book Guy to buy organic. Hey Snake! Who's your human friend? I'll just take this lady dog then. That's how dog catchin' works -- so long as I bring one to the pound Willie gets paid. Gloria! I'll save you! Task: "Make Snake Investigate the Dog Prison". The job takes place at Springfield Dog Pound and takes 4 hours. Task: "Collect Dog Treats" (x300). Gloria is in the hoosegow! Who's in the what-now? She's in the clink, the cooler, the greybar hotel. Oh, the calaboose. Why didn't you say that in the first place? We've got to save her! Do I smell a heist? No, that's Moe's butt. But count me in. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Bar Dogs

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4 If we all stick to the plan and do our job, we'll walk out with Gloria. And, you know, get our food hook-up back! I'll keep watch outside while yous dogs get the gal. I just dragged my butt along the ground. That's gotta do something, right?! Task: "Make Snake Stage a Break In". The job takes place at Springfield Dog Pound and takes 4 hours. Task: "Collect Dog Treats" (x300). Gloria! Our rescue mission was a success. Rescue mission? They let me go because I have a human. There's something I need to tell you-- Hey Gloria! Who's this creep? Oh, Snake, this is my boyfriend, Skinner. I've been meaning to introduce you. You two would totally get along. *mournful howl* Quest reward: 100 and 10 Gloria

Outro[edit]

After completing Pt. 5 *mournful howl* Wait, is this all a metaphor for real life? Did Gloria leave you for Skinner?! Did someone say my name? I just got here for night school. Snake?! What are you doing here? And what are you doing with those child-safe scissors? Task: "Make Lisa Blame Skinner". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Secretly Eat Dog Treats Homer 4h Springfield Elementary or Brown House 6, 45 Ensure Dog Treats are Uniform Shapes Lisa Crumble Dog Treats Bart Collect Dog Treats in Cookie Jars Marge Cook Up Dog Treats for Dinner Cletus Collect Rare Dog Treats Comic Book Guy Steal Dog Treats From Puppies Mr. Burns Report on Dog Treat Shortages Brockman Use Dog Treats for Hardtack Sea Captain Share Dog Treats With Lenny Carl Share Dog Treats With Carl Lenny Act in Dog Treat Commercial Vicki Valentine 9, 70 Make Doggie Biscuits Capri Flanders, Nedward Flanders Sr., Chazz Busby

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the 1989 animated film All Dogs Go to Heaven.