Difference between revisions of "Crap Like This"

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Crap Like This is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Love, Springfieldian Style content update. It requires Chazz Busby to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Chazz Busby's exclamation mark Springfield you haven’t changed a bit since I left! That ain’t a compliment -- you shoulda changed a lot. Now I'm back. And this time, this town has one more chance. Task: "Make Chazz Busby Do a Comeback Routine". The job takes place at Chazz Busby Ballet Academy and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Chazz Busby's exclamation mark For such a small town, this place sure puts on a lot of shows, dance recitals, contests, and pageants. And I want in! Not having a trophy from one of these things is like not having a leg. No offense, Sea Captain! None taken -- I’m using a dancing trophy as a peg leg right now! Task: "Make Chazz Busby Do a Couple of These". The job takes place at Chazz Busby Ballet Academy and takes 12 hours. If Sea Captain is owned: Task: "Make Sea Captain Soft-shoe on his Trophy-leg". The job takes place at Chazz Busby Ballet Academy and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Chazz Busby's exclamation mark Oh, I think I have found my muse! Really? Did I say muse? I mean Mucinex -- because you, sir, are making me sick! You probably can’t even do a couple of these! Task: "Make Chazz Busby Do a Couple of These". The job takes place at Chazz Busby Ballet Academy and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Chazz Busby's exclamation mark This town is more washed up than that whale that exploded on the beach. Hey, it's me, Marge. I think I'm your best option. We're doomed. This might be worse than my last bomb, "We're Doomed". You might be ready to give up, but I won't. Let's do this! Task: "Make Chazz Busby Coach Marge". The job takes place at Chazz Busby Ballet Academy and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Chazz Busby's exclamation mark The show was a mild success. But that's not good enough. I want major successes only. Maybe it's time I take a break from show business and concentrate on my true passion: putting on shows for free. It’s technically not show “business” if you don’t get paid. Task: "Make Chazz Busby Get Jazzy". The job takes place at Chazz Busby Ballet Academy and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20