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{{qf|{{Ch|John F. Kennedy}}}} Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[sarcastically]'' Doesn't sound like any president I know.
 
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{{qf|Bart}} Nothing good ever comes from trying.
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:'''Bart:''' Nothing good ever comes from trying.
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{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Oh. I give up. If you find Bart, give me his lunch money.
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Well, I'm never giving up.
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{{qf|Nelson}} Why not?
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Because searching forever is much easier than me finding a new friend.
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:'''Milhouse:''' Because searching forever is much easier than me finding a new friend.
 
 
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:'''Nelson:''' I could be your new friend.
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{{qf|Nelson}} I could be your new friend.
 
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:'''Milhouse:''' What was that?
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{{qf|Milhouse}} What was that?
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:'''Nelson:''' Nothing.
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{{qf|Nelson}} Nothing.
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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' With 78% of the search area reporting, Channel Six is now projecting that Bart Simpson is dead. That's right. Self-proclaimed underachiever Bart Simpson, dead at the age of ten. Now let's look at the districts where he's deadest.
 
 
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:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]:''' Lord, why do you kill things that I want to kill? Take me now, vile rake!
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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} With 78% of the search area reporting, Channel Six is now projecting that Bart Simpson is dead. That's right. Self-proclaimed underachiever Bart Simpson, dead at the age of ten. Now let's look at the districts where he's deadest.
 
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:'''Shaq:''' You're scaring me. I don't have any money.
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{{qf|[[Sideshow Bob]]}} Lord, why do you kill things that I want to kill? Take me now, vile rake!
 
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:'''Homer:''' ''[to Abe; in the woods]'' You can't die here! You have to die in a nursing home where your body falls apart while you burn through your savings until you're a worthless vegetable. You know, with dignity.
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{{qf|{{Ch|Shaquille O'Neal}}}} You're scaring me. I don't have any money.
 
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[to Abe; in the woods]'' You can't die here! You have to die in a nursing home where your body falls apart while you burn through your savings until you're a worthless vegetable. You know, with dignity.
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Latest revision as of 10:30, May 9, 2021


Season 29 Episode Quotes
← 626 "Mr. Lisa's Opus"
627
"Gone Boy"
"Haw-Haw Land" 628 →


John F. Kennedy: Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.
Bart: [sarcastically] Doesn't sound like any president I know.

Bart: Nothing good ever comes from trying.

Nelson Muntz: Oh. I give up. If you find Bart, give me his lunch money.
Milhouse Van Houten: Well, I'm never giving up.
Nelson: Why not?
Milhouse: Because searching forever is much easier than me finding a new friend.
[Milhouse starts leaving]
Nelson: I could be your new friend.
[Milhouse stops]
Milhouse: What was that?
Nelson: Nothing.

Kent Brockman: With 78% of the search area reporting, Channel Six is now projecting that Bart Simpson is dead. That's right. Self-proclaimed underachiever Bart Simpson, dead at the age of ten. Now let's look at the districts where he's deadest.

Sideshow Bob: Lord, why do you kill things that I want to kill? Take me now, vile rake!

Shaquille O'Neal: You're scaring me. I don't have any money.

Homer: [to Abe; in the woods] You can't die here! You have to die in a nursing home where your body falls apart while you burn through your savings until you're a worthless vegetable. You know, with dignity.
Season 29 Quotes
The Serfsons • Springfield Splendor • Whistler's Father • Treehouse of Horror XXVIII • Grampy Can Ya Hear Me • The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be • Singin' in the Lane • Mr. Lisa's Opus • Gone Boy • Haw-Haw Land • Frink Gets Testy • Homer Is Where the Art Isn't • 3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage • Fears of a Clown • No Good Read Goes Unpunished • King Leer • Lisa Gets the Blues • Forgive and Regret • Left Behind • Throw Grampa from the Dane • Flanders' Ladder