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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart and I haven't always been the best of friends. And we're here to tell you a story of a time when we really didn't get along. But we found our way! And we like each other better than ever!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Way to spoil the ending, nerd-burger.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Mmm, nerd-burger.
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' You always think ladders go down.
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{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} After years of pollution in [[Springfield Bay]], I am honored to announce that these waters are now safe to swim in.
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' You can go down a ladder!
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, not this again.
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{{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} Huzzah for a cleaner Springfield!
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{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} Er, uh, it's not cleaner. We just lowered the safety standards.
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:''[crowd cheers]''
 
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{{qf|[[Old Jewish man]]}} Checkmate. Ha! It's the only mate I haven't buried.
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{{qf|Bart}} Do you even know the names of the pieces?
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{{qf|Homer}} Of course. There's the King, Mrs. King, the Lightbulb Babies, the Mini Ashtray, Slit Face. And who could forget Dr. Horse?
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{{qf|Bart}} How can Dad play [[chess]]? He can't even remember the rules to Chutes and Ladders.
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{{qf|Homer}} I do so!
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{{qf|Lisa}} You always think ladders go down.
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{{qf|Homer}} You can go down a ladder.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh, God, not this again.
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{{qf|Homer}} I go down ladders all the time.
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{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Haw haw! Bart's getting beat up by a beach turkey!
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{{qf|Homer}} Okay, a few ground rules. Everything I say, I want five of. Five Krusty Burgers...
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{{qf|[[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]]}} Got it. Five Krusty Burgers.
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{{qf|Homer}} No! I thought I was clear. 25 Krusty Burgers!
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{{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} 125 Krusty Burgers?
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{{qf|Homer}} No! That's not what I... Fine.
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{{qf|Marge}} I've got to say, it's so exciting to find out something new about you.
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{{qf|Homer}} Hey, I'm full of surprises.
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{{qf|Marge}} Ooh. Name another.
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{{qf|Homer}} Actually, that's it.
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{{qf|Lisa}} I can't find [[Sunny]] anywhere.
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{{qf|Homer}} Sunny? No! We got to find Sunny! Where-- Wait. The baby's name is [[Maggie]].
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{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Yeah, Homer, you're some kind of an idiot savant.
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{{qf|Homer}} Hey, I don't come here to be insulted.
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{{qf|Moe}} Homer, we're just saying youse got a special skill, like a smokin' monkey or a urinal cake with an ad on it. Don't tell me you're not flattered by those analogies.
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{{qf|Moe}} So, Homer, how did you get so good at chess?
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{{qf|Homer}} I played against my dad.
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{{qf|Moe}} Uh, was that fun?
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{{qf|Homer}} It was, until I learned the pieces weren't licorice.
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{{qf|[[Bart's guilt]]}} You know these cartoons are made by exploiting Korean children?
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{{qf|Bart}} You ruin everything.
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{{qf|{{Ch|Magnus Carlsen}}}} I'm world chess champion Magnus Carlsen.
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[gasps]'' I understand Norwegian!
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{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Boys, are you performing miracles?
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{{qf|[[Todd Flanders]]}} [[Jesus]] is performing them through us.
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{{qf|Ned}} Well, all right, then.
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[chuckles]'' I do some of my best fathering when I'm not around.
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Latest revision as of 11:39, June 27, 2026


Season 28 Episode Quotes
← 610 "Fatzcarraldo"
611
"The Cad and the Hat"
"Kamp Krustier" 612 →


Lisa: Bart and I haven't always been the best of friends. And we're here to tell you a story of a time when we really didn't get along. But we found our way! And we like each other better than ever!
Bart: Way to spoil the ending, nerd-burger.
Homer: Mmm, nerd-burger.
Mayor Quimby: After years of pollution in Springfield Bay, I am honored to announce that these waters are now safe to swim in.
[crowd cheers]
Sideshow Mel: Huzzah for a cleaner Springfield!
Mayor Quimby: Er, uh, it's not cleaner. We just lowered the safety standards.
[crowd cheers]
Old Jewish man: Checkmate. Ha! It's the only mate I haven't buried.
Bart: Do you even know the names of the pieces?
Homer: Of course. There's the King, Mrs. King, the Lightbulb Babies, the Mini Ashtray, Slit Face. And who could forget Dr. Horse?
Bart: How can Dad play chess? He can't even remember the rules to Chutes and Ladders.
Homer: I do so!
Lisa: You always think ladders go down.
Homer: You can go down a ladder.
Marge: Oh, God, not this again.
Homer: I go down ladders all the time.
Nelson Muntz: Haw haw! Bart's getting beat up by a beach turkey!
Homer: Okay, a few ground rules. Everything I say, I want five of. Five Krusty Burgers...
Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Got it. Five Krusty Burgers.
Homer: No! I thought I was clear. 25 Krusty Burgers!
Squeaky-Voiced Teen: 125 Krusty Burgers?
Homer: No! That's not what I... Fine.
Marge: I've got to say, it's so exciting to find out something new about you.
Homer: Hey, I'm full of surprises.
Marge: Ooh. Name another.
Homer: Actually, that's it.
Lisa: I can't find Sunny anywhere.
Homer: Sunny? No! We got to find Sunny! Where-- Wait. The baby's name is Maggie.
Moe Szyslak: Yeah, Homer, you're some kind of an idiot savant.
Homer: Hey, I don't come here to be insulted.
Moe: Homer, we're just saying youse got a special skill, like a smokin' monkey or a urinal cake with an ad on it. Don't tell me you're not flattered by those analogies.
Moe: So, Homer, how did you get so good at chess?
Homer: I played against my dad.
Moe: Uh, was that fun?
Homer: It was, until I learned the pieces weren't licorice.
Bart's guilt: You know these cartoons are made by exploiting Korean children?
Bart: You ruin everything.
Magnus Carlsen: I'm world chess champion Magnus Carlsen.
Homer: [gasps] I understand Norwegian!
Ned Flanders: Boys, are you performing miracles?
Todd Flanders: Jesus is performing them through us.
Ned: Well, all right, then.
Homer: [chuckles] I do some of my best fathering when I'm not around.
Season 28 Quotes
Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus • Friends and Family • The Town • Treehouse of Horror XXVII • Trust but Clarify • There Will Be Buds • Havana Wild Weekend • Dad Behavior • The Last Traction Hero • The Nightmare After Krustmas • Pork and Burns • The Great Phatsby: Part One • The Great Phatsby: Part Two • Fatzcarraldo • The Cad and the Hat • Kamp Krustier • 22 for 30 • A Father's Watch • The Caper Chase • Looking for Mr. Goodbart • Moho House • Dogtown
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