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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Duff Knight Joust Against Shadow Knight|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Shadow Knight Joust Against Duff Knight|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Shadow Knight]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Drink in the intoxicating movement of my hip thrusts… Oh yeah! {{*}}continues pelvic gyrations{{*}}}}
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Latest revision as of 11:33, September 15, 2025


Joust Do It
Tapped Out Duff Knight Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 12
Update: A Warmfyre Welcome
Required characters: Duff Knight
Optional characters: Shadow Knight, Squeaky Voice Peasant
Internal name(s): JoustDoIt
ID(s): 265029 - 265031


Joust Do It is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Warmfyre Welcome content update. It requires Duff Knight to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Duff Knight's exclamation mark
Duff Knight - Happy Duff Knight is here to joust and drink ale. Not necessarily in that order!
King Quimby What noble family do you joust for?
Duff Knight Duff Knight is competing for the Buff Duffs, my lord.
King Quimby - Confused Never heard of them.
Duff Knight We're European, sire — shorter arenas but longer jousting poles.
King Quimby Very well, you're up next.
Duff Knight - Happy Buff Duffs in action! Oh yeah! *thrusts hips*
King Quimby - Eye Roll Ugh. Just get on your steed, please.
Task: "Make Duff Knight Prepare to Joust". The job takes 4 hours.
If Shadow Knight is owned: Task: "Make Shadow Knight Win by Default". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
King Quimby - Happy I declare Shadow Knight the winner of this jousting match. Here are your winnings.
Shadow Knight - Happy Yes! Microtransaction cosmetics, here I come!
Duff Knight - Surprised But what about the match, your grace? Duff Knight never even battled!
King Quimby You forfeited. You and your horse were so busy galivanting, you never made it to the jousting arena.
Duff Knight - Sad Duff Knight and his horse do get distracted sometimes.
King Quimby I never knew a horse could do hip thrusts like that.
Duff Knight They can! *thrusts hips* Oh, yeah!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Duff Knight's exclamation mark
Duff Knight - Confused Duff Knight needed those winnings to pay for new armor. What is he going to do now?
Squeaky Voice Peasant You could try again. There's another tournament tomorrow.
Duff Knight - Surprised There is? Then Duff Knight's noble quest isn't foiled yet!
Duff Knight - Happy If you thought Duff Knight was going to go off quietly, you've got another think coming! Biggest "oh, yeah" ever! *many hip thrusts*
Squeaky Voice Peasant - Sad Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned another tournament.
Task: "Make Duff Knight Go Questing for Ale". The job takes 4 hours.
If Squeaky Voice Peasant is owned: Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Peasant Shake His Head". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Duff Knight's exclamation mark
King Quimby - Annoyed I see the "noble" Duff Knight graces us with his presence again. Oh, yeah!
Duff Knight - Confused Um... I do the "Oh, yeahs", King.
King Quimby - Eye Roll Whatever. Let's just get this over, shall we?
Shadow Knight - Annoyed When I'm done with you, that horse is going to have to carry you home.
Duff Knight - Confused Duff Knight's horse always carries him home. That's what horses do.
Shadow Knight - Annoyed Yeah... That sounded better when I said it in my head. Anyway...enough talk, you're going down!
Task: "Make Duff Knight Joust Against Shadow Knight". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Shadow Knight is owned: Task: "Make Shadow Knight Joust Against Duff Knight". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
King Quimby - Surprised I have a lot of gold riding on this match. Focus, Shadow Knight!
Shadow Knight - Surprised It's just so hard to concentrate with all Duff Knight's pelvic gyrations!
Duff Knight - Happy Drink in the intoxicating movement of my hip thrusts... Oh yeah! *continues pelvic gyrations*
Shadow Knight - Surprised It's too mesmerizing! *falls off horse*
Duff Knight - Happy Buff Duffs have the right stuff!
King Quimby - Annoyed I decree Duff Knight the winner of this contest. Here are your winnings, noble knight.
Duff Knight Winner, winner! A roast turkey dinner?! *pelvic gyrations*
Roast Turkey *drumstick gyrations*
Duff Knight - Happy Oh, yeah!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the phrase "Just Do It", a trademark of shoe company Nike.


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