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== Dialogue ==
 
== Dialogue ==
 
=== Pt. 1 ===
 
=== Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|Between August 31, [[2021]] and September 8, 2021|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Between August 31, [[2021]] and September 8, 2021|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Evil Godmother Burns Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Evil Godmother Burns Icon}}
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{{TB|Looks like this dame joined us in the nick of time.}}
 
{{TB|Looks like this dame joined us in the nick of time.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Anime Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Anime Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Call me dame again. I dare you…}}
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{{TB|Call me dame again. I dare you...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Princess Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Princess Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Never mind him. But we do need your help to stop the godmother. So, will you join us?}}
 
{{TB|Never mind him. But we do need your help to stop the godmother. So, will you join us?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Anime Marge Icon|Serious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Anime Marge Icon|Serious}}
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{{TB|I have no time for such idle matters… I have my own quest to fulfill. I bid you all good fortune on your journeys. {{*}}disappears{{*}}}}
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{{TB|I have no time for such idle matters... I have my own quest to fulfill. I bid you all good fortune on your journeys. {{*}}disappears{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
 
{{TB|Wow, she kicks butt and plays hard to get. So hot.}}
 
{{TB|Wow, she kicks butt and plays hard to get. So hot.}}
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{{TB|Your lunch is an old banana peel in the middle of the road?}}
 
{{TB|Your lunch is an old banana peel in the middle of the road?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ethereal Beings Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ethereal Beings Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Mmm…the heat of the asphalt gives them the perfect texture.}}
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{{TB|Mmm...the heat of the asphalt gives them the perfect texture.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Confused}}
 
{{TB|Ooookay. So these guys eat garbage? This multi-verse is getting crazier by the second.}}
 
{{TB|Ooookay. So these guys eat garbage? This multi-verse is getting crazier by the second.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
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{{TB|I agree. You really gots ta deep fry nanner peels ‘fore eatin' ‘em.}}
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{{TB|I agree. You really gots ta deep fry nanner peels 'fore eatin' 'em.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Gravitons|155}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Ethereal Beings Eat Garbage|4 hours|char=[[Ethereal Beings]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Ask if They're Blarg Aliens|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Noir Homer Be Grossed Out|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Noir Homer]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Princess Homer Look Away|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Princess Homer]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Anime Homer Say They Bring Shame to Forefathers|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Anime Homer]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Gravitons|155}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Ethereal Beings Eat Garbage|4 hours|char=[[Ethereal Beings]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Ask if They're Blarg Aliens|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Noir Homer Be Grossed Out|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Noir Homer]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Princess Homer Look Away|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Princess Homer]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Anime Homer Say They Bring Shame to Forefathers|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Anime Homer]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ethereal Beings Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ethereal Beings Icon}}
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{{TB|None taken. You know, a dimensional portal can be re-stabilized with a space-time continuum.}}
 
{{TB|None taken. You know, a dimensional portal can be re-stabilized with a space-time continuum.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|You mean…THE space-time continuum, don't you?}}
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{{TB|You mean...THE space-time continuum, don't you?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Because there's only one, right? About yea big by yea wide, extending in all directions, wanted for questioning in connection with the Big Bang?}}
 
{{TB|Because there's only one, right? About yea big by yea wide, extending in all directions, wanted for questioning in connection with the Big Bang?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ethereal Beings Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ethereal Beings Icon}}
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{{TB|Oh, no. There are many space-time continuums. At least one in every dimension. But one thing is consistent…they always reside at the nexus of the universe.}}
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{{TB|Oh, no. There are many space-time continuums. At least one in every dimension. But one thing is consistent...they always reside at the nexus of the universe.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Curious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Curious}}
 
{{TB|The nexus of the universe? Where's that?}}
 
{{TB|The nexus of the universe? Where's that?}}
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{{TB|What's NewTube?}}
 
{{TB|What's NewTube?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ethereal Beings Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ethereal Beings Icon}}
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{{TB|It's a…streaming video web platform.}}
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{{TB|It's a...streaming video web platform.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh, okay.}}
 
{{TB|Oh, okay.}}
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{{THT|{{Task|Collect Gravitons|155}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Throw Stones|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Princess Homer Try to Save the Birds|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Princess Homer]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Anime Homer Search for Evil Birds|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Anime Homer]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Noir Homer Sigh|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Noir Homer]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Gravitons|155}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Throw Stones|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Princess Homer Try to Save the Birds|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Princess Homer]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Anime Homer Search for Evil Birds|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Anime Homer]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Noir Homer Sigh|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Noir Homer]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}
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{{TB|Alright, here's the actual plan…}}
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{{TB|Alright, here's the actual plan...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}
 
{{TB|We use the battle van to mow our way through the city, ignoring all traffic lights and stop signs, to make it to the NewTube building in record time.}}
 
{{TB|We use the battle van to mow our way through the city, ignoring all traffic lights and stop signs, to make it to the NewTube building in record time.}}
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{{TB|What are you talking about? I'm here sending videos to NewTube headquarters in other dimensions to recruit my evil doppelgangers from the multi-verse.}}
 
{{TB|What are you talking about? I'm here sending videos to NewTube headquarters in other dimensions to recruit my evil doppelgangers from the multi-verse.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Confused}}
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{{TB|Oh… OH…}}
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{{TB|Oh... OH...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Relieved}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Relieved}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}whispers{{*}} Phew, that was a close one, guys. I totally thought she'd figured out our plan to stabilize the portal with the space-time continuum.}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}whispers{{*}} Phew, that was a close one, guys. I totally thought she'd figured out our plan to stabilize the portal with the space-time continuum.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|…}}
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{{TB|...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Evil Godmother Burns Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Evil Godmother Burns Icon}}
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{{TB|…}}
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{{TB|...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{TB|Quick! Get the space-time continuum before she does!}}
 
{{TB|Quick! Get the space-time continuum before she does!}}
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{{TB|I think he means "we have to do what we were born to do".}}
 
{{TB|I think he means "we have to do what we were born to do".}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Oh… Like each one of us do the thing that we've been building up to the entire event so we can complete our character arcs and have a satisfying culmination? }}
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{{TB|Oh... Like each one of us do the thing that we've been building up to the entire event so we can complete our character arcs and have a satisfying culmination? }}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Gravitons|200}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Princess Homer Sing a Song|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Princess Homer]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Anime Homer Confuse Everyone With Poor Translations|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Anime Homer]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Noir Homer Shoot the Continuum|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Noir Homer]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Look for Something to Competitively Eat|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Gravitons|200}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Princess Homer Sing a Song|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Princess Homer]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Anime Homer Confuse Everyone With Poor Translations|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Anime Homer]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Noir Homer Shoot the Continuum|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Noir Homer]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Look for Something to Competitively Eat|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Evil Godmother Burns Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Evil Godmother Burns Icon}}
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{{TB|Eh, the portal is finally out of commission, she can't do much harm now. Save it for the sequel.}}
 
{{TB|Eh, the portal is finally out of commission, she can't do much harm now. Save it for the sequel.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[NewTube]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[NewTube]]|colspan=2}}
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== Currency-earning jobs ==
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{{TBT|Push Random Buttons at the Power Plant}}
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{{TB|[[Homer]], [[Marge]], [[Bart]], [[Lisa]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Smithers]], [[Lenny]], [[Carl]]}}
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{{TRs|4h|2}}
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{{TB|[[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], [[Brown House]]}}
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{{TB|{{Graviton|5}}, {{XP|45}}}}
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{{TBT|Harvest Gravitons From Alien Plants}}
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{{TB|[[Ethereal Beings]], [[Anime Homer]], [[Evil Godmother Burns]], [[Noir Lisa]]}}
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{{TB|[[Alien Utopia]], [[Anime District]], [[Fantasy Mountain Castle]], [[Gimbel's Department Store]], [[Brown House]]}}
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{{TB|{{Graviton|8}}, {{XP|70}}}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Quests/Into the Simpsonsverse}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quests/Into the Simpsonsverse}}

Latest revision as of 18:12, June 19, 2025


Armpit of the Universe
Tapped Out Armpit of the Universe Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 11
Update: Into the Simpsonsverse
Required characters: Homer
Optional characters: Noir Homer, Princess Homer, Anime Homer, Evil Godmother Burns, See Currency-earning jobs
Internal name(s): ArmpitOfTheUniverse
ID(s): 247016 - 247020
Previous quest(s): Reading the Room
Next quest(s): Not Half Bad


Armpit of the Universe is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Into the Simpsonsverse content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

Between August 31, 2021 and September 8, 2021
Evil Godmother Burns Hmm, it appears you've finally found yourselves a formidable warrior, heroes.
Anime Marge - Serious Get out of my way.
Evil Godmother Burns - Annoyed You have won the battle, Homers, but I promise you will lose the war! *disappears*
Noir Homer - Happy Looks like this dame joined us in the nick of time.
Anime Marge - Annoyed Call me dame again. I dare you...
Princess Homer Never mind him. But we do need your help to stop the godmother. So, will you join us?
Anime Marge - Serious I have no time for such idle matters... I have my own quest to fulfill. I bid you all good fortune on your journeys. *disappears*
Homer - Dreamy Wow, she kicks butt and plays hard to get. So hot.
Noir Homer - Annoyed Dangit. The godmother got away again. We have to track her down.
Princess Homer - Surprised Um, I think we have bigger problems right now. It looks like the portal has become unstable.
Homer - Annoyed Gee, I wonder why.
Noir Homer - Sad No need to point fingers.
Homer - Annoyed I'm only pointing at your fingers because they were the ones on the axe.
Anime Homer - Annoyed Something come through portal!
Task: "Collect Gravitons" (x115).
Task: "Make Homer Cower Behind Princess Homer". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Noir Homer is owned: Task: "Make Noir Homer Draw His Gun". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Princess Homer is owned: Task: "Make Princess Homer Draw Her Wand". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Anime Homer is owned: Task: "Make Anime Homer Draw Calligraphy". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Princess Homer - Confused Is that some type of carriage?
Homer - Happy No, it's even better. It's a battle van! This must be from the apocalypse universe! This portal is the best!
Noir Homer - Annoyed You mean the portal that's trapped everyone here against their free will?
Homer The very same.
Noir Homer - Serious Right. Well, in any case, these wheels oughta come in handy. C'mon let's go chase down the godmother.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Battle Van

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Princess Homer Hmm, this battle van handles much better than my pumpkin carriage.
Homer Probably because it doesn't have shocks made of celery. At least I don't think it does.
Noir Homer - Surprised Watch it, toots! There's some goofballs copping a squat in the street!
Princess Homer - Surprised Gracious me! They're as pale as leprechuans after Saint Patrick's Day!
Ethereal Beings Oh, pardon us, earthlings. We were simply having lunch.
Homer - Confused Your lunch is an old banana peel in the middle of the road?
Ethereal Beings - Happy Mmm...the heat of the asphalt gives them the perfect texture.
Noir Homer - Confused Ooookay. So these guys eat garbage? This multi-verse is getting crazier by the second.
Cletus I agree. You really gots ta deep fry nanner peels 'fore eatin' 'em.
Task: "Collect Gravitons" (x155).
If Ethereal Beings is owned: Task: "Make Ethereal Beings Eat Garbage". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Ask if They're Blarg Aliens". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Noir Homer is owned: Task: "Make Noir Homer Be Grossed Out". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Princess Homer is owned: Task: "Make Princess Homer Look Away". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Anime Homer is owned: Task: "Make Anime Homer Say They Bring Shame to Forefathers". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Ethereal Beings So the dimensional portal has become unstable, you say?
Noir Homer It seems so. It's spitting out the craziest stuff. No offense.
Ethereal Beings None taken. You know, a dimensional portal can be re-stabilized with a space-time continuum.
Noir Homer - Surprised You mean...THE space-time continuum, don't you?
Noir Homer Because there's only one, right? About yea big by yea wide, extending in all directions, wanted for questioning in connection with the Big Bang?
Ethereal Beings Oh, no. There are many space-time continuums. At least one in every dimension. But one thing is consistent...they always reside at the nexus of the universe.
Homer - Curious The nexus of the universe? Where's that?
Ethereal Beings Always in the same place in every dimension. The NewTube Headquarters.
Anime Homer - Happy Best place for watch anime!
Noir Homer - Confused What's NewTube?
Ethereal Beings It's a...streaming video web platform.
Noir Homer Oh, okay.
Noir Homer - Confused And what's streaming? And video? And web platform?
Noir Homer - Annoyed Eh, who cares. Gimme a whisky.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Mystery Box Token1

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Princess Homer But what about the evil godmother? If we waste time stabilizing the portal then we won't have time to stop her from taking over Springfield!
Noir Homer - Serious If we don't stabilize the portal, there may not be a Springfield left to take over.
Homer - Happy Guys, I have an idea. We hit two birds with one stone.
Noir Homer I like the sound of that. What did you have in mind?
Homer - Sly We throw the stone just right so it ricochets off one bird and hits another one.
Anime Homer - Happy Evil birds! Good plan.
Noir Homer - Confused Your plan is to kill two actual birds?
Homer That's how people always get out of this sort of mess.
Task: "Collect Gravitons" (x155).
Task: "Make Homer Throw Stones". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Princess Homer is owned: Task: "Make Princess Homer Try to Save the Birds". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Anime Homer is owned: Task: "Make Anime Homer Search for Evil Birds". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Noir Homer is owned: Task: "Make Noir Homer Sigh". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Noir Homer - Serious Alright, here's the actual plan...
Noir Homer - Serious We use the battle van to mow our way through the city, ignoring all traffic lights and stop signs, to make it to the NewTube building in record time.
Anime Homer - Happy Kill so many evil bird!
Noir Homer - Serious We steal the space-time continuum, stabilize the portal, and then—
Princess Homer - Happy Then we sing a beautiful song about friendship and victory!
Noir Homer - Serious Uh, no. We still have to take care of the evil godmother.
Homer - Confused Is she a bird?
Noir Homer - Annoyed That's not gonna work again. Actually, it didn't work the first time either.
Homer - Annoyed Agree to disagree.
Noir Homer - Annoyed Everybody just get in the van!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Uter's Candy Paradise

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Noir Homer Alright, we're here. Everybody ready?
Anime Homer - Happy Ready!
Princess Homer - Happy Ready!
Homer - Helmet Happy Ready!
Noir Homer - Confused Homer, where did you get a motorcycle helmet?
Homer - Helmet Happy Nabbed it off one of the guys we ran over on the way here.
Noir Homer - Serious Fair enough. *kicks in door*
Evil Godmother Burns - Surprised *gasp*
Anime Homer - Surprised *gasp* Second bird!
Evil Godmother Burns - Annoyed Blast it all. How did you know I'd be here?
Noir Homer - Serious We didn't. But we should have suspected. Of course you'd want the space-time continuum for yourself so you could stabilize the portal and bring your army through.
Evil Godmother Burns - Confused What are you talking about? I'm here sending videos to NewTube headquarters in other dimensions to recruit my evil doppelgangers from the multi-verse.
Noir Homer - Confused Oh... OH...
Homer - Relieved *whispers* Phew, that was a close one, guys. I totally thought she'd figured out our plan to stabilize the portal with the space-time continuum.
Noir Homer ...
Evil Godmother Burns ...
Noir Homer - Surprised Quick! Get the space-time continuum before she does!
Task: "Collect Gravitons" (x115).
Task: "Make Homer Trip Over Noir Homer". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Noir Homer is owned: Task: "Make Noir Homer Trip Over Princess Homer". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Princess Homer is owned: Task: "Make Princess Homer Trip Over Anime Homer". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Anime Homer is owned: Task: "Make Anime Homer Stop and Eat a Sandwich". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Evil Godmother Burns is owned: Task: "Make Evil Godmother Burns Acquire the Continuum". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Space-time Continuum

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Evil Godmother Burns - Happy Haha! You oafs are no match for me. Any last words before I stabilize the portal and bring my army through?
Princess Homer - Sad I do wish you'd reconsider, Evil Godmother! Destroying the multi-verse is very not nice!
Homer - Annoyed Kinda lame last words.
Noir Homer - Serious Guys, this is our final chance. Anyone have any last-minute ideas?
Homer - Sly Well, I was thinking—
Noir Homer - Annoyed Ideas that don't involve birds.
Homer - Sad No.
Anime Homer We are to do what being born was for to us!
Noir Homer - Confused Come again?
Princess Homer I think he means "we have to do what we were born to do".
Homer - Happy Oh... Like each one of us do the thing that we've been building up to the entire event so we can complete our character arcs and have a satisfying culmination?
Task: "Collect Gravitons" (x200).
If Princess Homer is owned: Task: "Make Princess Homer Sing a Song". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Anime Homer is owned: Task: "Make Anime Homer Confuse Everyone With Poor Translations". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Noir Homer is owned: Task: "Make Noir Homer Shoot the Continuum". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Look for Something to Competitively Eat". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Evil Godmother Burns Wow, all that struggle and no one actually tried to stop me. You all really do make awful heroes.
Evil Godmother Burns - Happy Ah hah, and here's the power button! Now, time to transfer the continuum's power to the portal and keep this turned on forever! *presses button*
Evil Godmother Burns - Confused What the? Why is the portal powering down?
Noir Homer - Happy Hah! Wouldja look at that?! The one time you actually try to give this thing more juice and it up and breaks down. That's American craftsmanship for ya.
Princess Homer - Sad Wait, you mean we're all stuck here now?
Anime Homer - Sad What about townhome?
Homer - Sad What about Lard Lad Donuts?!
Noir Homer - Serious Homer, we're still in your universe.
Homer - Relieved Oh, thank goodness.
Noir Homer - Annoyed I'm afraid it looks like your version of Springfield is now our home, and it's the worst Springfield in all of the multi-verses!
Noir Homer But at least we stopped anyone else from getting sucked into this travesty of a town.
Princess Homer Do any of me care that the evil godmother is getting away?
Noir Homer Eh, the portal is finally out of commission, she can't do much harm now. Save it for the sequel.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
NewTube

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Push Random Buttons at the Power Plant Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Mr. Burns, Smithers, Lenny, Carl 4h Cooling Towers, Control Building, Brown House Graviton5, XP45
Harvest Gravitons From Alien Plants Ethereal Beings, Anime Homer, Evil Godmother Burns, Noir Lisa Alien Utopia, Anime District, Fantasy Mountain Castle, Gimbel's Department Store, Brown House Graviton8, XP70


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