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Blue-haired lawyer

Artwork of the blue-haired lawyer from The Simpsons: Tapped Out

Character Information

Gender:	Male ♂
Status:	Alive
Hair:	Blue Gray in one episode Black in one episode
Occupation:	Lawyer
First appearance:	"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
Voiced by:	Dan Castellaneta

The blue-haired lawyer is Springfield's most prominent lawyer known for his pasty face, blue hair, and nasal New York accent.

Work

He is one of Mr. Burns' lawyers. Many times, he has shown up when the Simpsons are in court (usually on the opponent's side) and quite often makes good points and wins over the judge.

His most prominent client is Mr. Burns, but he has worked for Fat Tony,^[1] Disneyland,^[2] the Sea Captain and the Frying Dutchman,^[3] Sideshow Bob,^[4] Roger Meyers, Jr. and the Itchy & Scratchy Studios,^[5]^[6] Movementarians,^[7] the estate of Charlie Chaplin,^[8] Bart Simpson^[9] and the estate of Jimmy Durante.^[8]

Love Life

Blue-haired lawyer's love life is virtually non-existent, though he was once seen on a date with fellow Republican Lindsey Naegle ^[10] as well as a date with Cookie Kwan (deleted scene).^[11]

Politics

He is a member of the Springfield Republican Party.^[12]

Non-canon

The contents of this article or section are considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened or existed.

In the The Simpsons Game, he works as The Creator's goon.

The Simpsons: Tapped Out

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Blue-Haired Lawyer
Image	Cost	Unlock method	Unlock message		Yearbook
	90	Level 30 Premium			30
N/A	Mystery Box Prize
Technical Information	ID	Groups	Quest(s)	Internal Name
Technical Information	`6001`	Republican, Premium Characters, Premium Male, Adult	The Devil Wears Blue	`BlueHairedLawyer`

Permanent Tasks

Task	Time	Reward	Requires	Quest with the task
Go Skating	10m	26, 7	Simpsons' Skating Rink
Shop at the Kwik-E-Mart	60m	105, 26	Kwik-E-Mart
Dine at the Truffle	2h	175, 40	Gilded Truffle
Visit Jake's Unisex Hair Palace	4h	260, 70	Jake's Unisex Hair Palace
Overpay for Sex on the Beach	4h	260, 70	Smooches on the Beach
Stay at the Swelldorado	4h	260, 70	Swelldorado
Try to Win at Blackjack	4h	260, 70	$ Casino	Big $
Drink and Babysit	4h	260, 70	The Boiled Potato	Pub Daycare
Attend Parenting Seminars	4h	260, 70	Universal Panacea
Shop for Cider	4h	260, 70	Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill
Obtain Anxiety Medication	6h	350, 90	Springfield Medical Center
Look Unimpressed	8h	260, 70		The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 9
Dance the Señor Burns	8h	420, 105	Chez Guevara	Señor Burns
Attend Church	12h	600, 150	First Church of Springfield
Enjoy a Night at the Theater	12h	600, 150	Springfield Playhouse
Complain About Electric Buzzing	12h	600, 150	The Buzzing Sign Diner
Deliver Lawsuits to Local Businesses	24h	1,000, 225	Shop
Buy Groceries at a Kindling Store	24h	1,000, 225	Kevin's Kindling

Animated Tasks
Look Unimpressed Deliver Lawsuits to Local Businesses

Behind the Laughter

The blue-haired lawyer was inspired by American attorney Roy Cohn.^[13]

Appearances

Episode – "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
Episode – "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"
THOH – "Treehouse of Horror"
Episode – "Stark Raving Dad"
Episode – "Bart the Murderer"
THOH – "Treehouse of Horror II"
Episode – "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Episode – "Lisa the Beauty Queen"
Episode – "Marge Gets a Job"
Episode – "New Kid on the Block"
Episode – "Marge in Chains"
Episode – "Cape Feare"
Episode – "Burns' Heir"
Episode – "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
Episode – "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
Episode – "The Day the Violence Died"
Episode – "You Only Move Twice"
Episode – "Mountain of Madness"
Episode – "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
Episode – "Lisa the Iconoclast"
Episode – "The Joy of Sect"
Episode – "Behind the Laughter"
Episode – "The Great Money Caper"
Episode – "The Frying Game"
Episode – "Papa Don't Leech"
Episode – "Barting Over"
– The Simpsons Movie
Episode – "Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes"
Episode – "Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words"
Episode – "Four Great Women and a Manicure"
Episode – "Coming to Homerica"
Episode – "The Great Wife Hope"
Episode – "Flaming Moe"
Episode – "The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants"
Episode – "The D'oh-cial Network"
Episode – "Them, Robot"
Episode – "Ned 'n Edna's Blend Agenda"
Episode – "Pulpit Friction"
Episode – "Opposites A-Frack"
Episode – "Walking Big & Tall"
Episode – "The Last Traction Hero"
Episode – "The Serfsons" (severed head)
Episode – "Heartbreak Hotel"
Episode – "Krusty the Clown"
Episode – "I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh"
Episode – "Marge the Lumberjill"
Episode – "Thanksgiving of Horror" (A-Gobble-Ypto)
Episode – "Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?"
Special – The Simpsons SU2C PSA
Special – Springfield of Dreams: The Legend of Homer Simpson (archive footage)
Special – Plusaversary
– "The Simpsons Guy"
Comic story – X-MAS Marks the Spot!
Comic story – Nobody's Purrfect
Comic story – The Dot Com Before the Storm
Comic story – Homer Fries!
Comic story – The Rise and Fall of D'oh!
Comic story – D'oh vs. the Volcano!
Comic story – Snooze Alarm!
Comic story – Debt Be Not Proud
Comic story – Peas in a Podcast
Comic story – Uncivil War: Bartman v. Houseboy
Comic story – Brew Ha Ha!
Comic story – Scooby-Don't!
Comic story – Elementary School of the Apes
Video game – The Simpsons Game
Video game – The Simpsons Tapped Out

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[1] "Bart the Murderer"

[2] "Lisa the Beauty Queen"

[3] "New Kid on the Block"

[4] "Cape Feare"

[5] "The Day the Violence Died"

[6] "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"

[7] "The Joy of Sect"

[LBL-8] 8.0 ^8.1 "Lady Bouvier's Lover"

[9] "Barting Over"

[10] "A Midsummer's Nice Dreams"

[11] "Mommie Beerest"

[12] "Sideshow Bob Roberts"

[13] Springfield Confidential Chapter 6

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