Treehouse of Horror XXXIII/Quotes
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"Treehouse of Horror XXXIII"
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- Marge: [reading] "When Pookie gets a hold of you, you'll change for the worse, eliminate those nuisances... the littlest one first. Now burn it all up on Dad's barbecue. That's exactly what Pookadook hoped you would do?
- The Pookadook: [as Marge] The family's getting in the way of Maggie-Mommy time. I'll make them sleep with the fishes.
- [cut to later]
- Homer: Sleep overnight at the aquarium. Thanks for signing us up, Marge.
- The Pookadook: [as Marge] Look what else my loving family got me for my birthday. A vacuum that cleans the outside. I guess cleaning the inside wasn't enough. No fun for Mom.
- Marge: Oh, Maggie, I'm so sorry I got possessed and almost chopped you up into little pieces. Oh, but I'm here now. Mommy's here.
- Snake Jailbird: Ha-ha, I'm totally gonna get away with murd... Oh! Oh, my heart! Heart attack! And... death.
- Steve Johnson: It's rare to find bloodthirsty vegetarians. I am a Shinigami. A god of death. In my realm, I am called Steve Johnson.
- Lisa: Wait, your name is Steve?
- Steve Johnson: Well, when I was born eons ago, Steve was a very exotic name. I mean, there were, like, three Necroblivias in my nursery cave alone.
- Steve Johnson: I think you'll find that murder is almost as addictive as plastic surgery.
- Lisa: Oh. Have you had...
- Steve Johnson: I haven't. But I-I don't think there's anything wrong with it.
- Lisa: I have to kill Mr. Burns.
- Steve Johnson: Wow, I thought you'd struggle with that, but you're like, "Boom. Dead time!"
- Lisa: How did you figure out how I killed all those people?
- Bart: I found out about your stupid book by reading an even stupider book; your diary. Your little murder spree was a welcome break from, "Janey is so mean to me."
- Homer: What the frosty chocolate milkshakes is this place?
- Homer: Wh-Where am I? What am I? Aah! Where's my junk?
- Female park employee: Uh, calm down, Mr. Simpson. I know it feels like you're a man, but you are actually something much, much more expensive: intellectual property.
- Lisa: Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. We're replicants in a ridiculous theme park for an ancient TV show that stopped being good after season 45. Do I even exist? What is consciousness?
- Ralph Wiggum bots: I choo-choo-choose you... to die.
- Linda Belcher: Whoa! Turn off the headlights. You got big eyes. Oh, the cheese got left out, so it's a little sweaty, but you'd never know. Forget I said anything. Take your time, take your time.
