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This Cat, This Monster
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Treehouse of Horror XXXIII
Required characters: Frankenscratchy
Optional characters: Scratchy
Internal name(s): ThisCatThisMonster
ID(s): 261051 - 261053


This Cat, This Monster is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXIII content update. It requires Frankenscratchy to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Frankenscratchy's exclamation mark
Frankenscratchy Another day spent tortured and tormented by the mad doctor who jigsawed me together.
Frankenscratchy - Annoyed What's it going to be today, Doc? Replacing my head with a television? More flamethrower testing?
Mad Doctor Itchy - Annoyed No time, Frankenscratchy! It's my turn to bring snacks to the mad scientists' book club and these pumpkin nut sriracha muffins aren't going to bake themselves.
Frankenscratchy - Surprised Pumpkin nut sriracha?! You really are a mad scientist.
Mad Doctor Itchy - Annoyed Just get out of here and leave me with my whisks and mixing bowls.
Frankenscratchy - Happy I'm free?! Yes! Time to go live my horrifically mangled life!
Task: "Make Frankenscratchy Try to Stretch His Limbs". The job takes 4 hours.
If Mad Doctor Itchy is owned: Task: "Make Mad Doctor Itchy Perfect His Confectionary Concoction". The job takes place at Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Frankenscratchy's exclamation mark
Frankenscratchy - Confused The music coming from that building...never have I heard its like before!
Colette - Happy It's a dance club, silly! Now come in and dance.
Frankenscratchy But I'm a monster.
Femme Fatale - Happy We're all monsters on the dance floor. Just let the music move you.
Frankenscratchy Music that moves me might rip apart all my parts!
Femme Fatale - Happy Dance with me. I'll shake them back together.
Task: "Make Frankenscratchy Do a Monster Dance". The job takes 4 hours.
Frankenscratchy - Surprised After all that dancing, I can actually bend my elbows and knees a little!
Colette - Annoyed But they're bending the wrong way! Eww!
Femme Fatale - Angry This creature's messed up! Come on, Colette, let's get out of here.
Frankenscratchy - Confused I thought what was on the inside of a person mattered most.
Moe - Confused Yer insides ain't any prettier. Join the club, pal.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Frankenscratchy's exclamation mark
Frankenscratchy - Surprised What in the world? A cat who looks just like me, only less monstrous!
Scratchy - Surprised I am you! Or you're me! Wow! Mind blown...and not in a TNT way!
Frankenscratchy - Confused I'm just happy to not have the mouse trying to cut me to ribbons anymore! He's really quite evil.
Scratchy - Happy You're preaching to the cat choir, Frankenscratchy!
Scratchy Hey, whadaya say we get out of here and go somewhere mice can't find us — catch some sun, swill drinks with the little umbrellas in 'em...
Frankenscratchy - Happy Sounds great as long as they're not real umbrellas that blow up in my throat!
Task: "Make Frankenscratchy Plan a Scratchtastic Holiday". The job takes place at an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
If Scratchy is owned: Task: "Make Scratchy Help Plan a Scratchtastic Holiday". The job takes place at an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
Frankenscratchy - Happy Thank you for this, Scratchy! This is the best day of my life.
Scratchy Me too, buddy! Me too...
Mad Doctor Itchy - Happy Haha! *cuts Frankenscratchy's head off*
Itchy - Manic Hee hee! *cuts Scratchy's head off*
Itchy Never gets old.
Frankenscratchy - Head At least our heads can live in peace.
Scratchy - Head Life is sweet.
Mad Doctor Itchy - Happy Who wants to go head bowling?!
Itchy - Happy Count me in!
Scratchy - Head Surprised NOOOO!
Frankenscratchy - Head Surprised AAAAAAH!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the Fantastic Four story "This Man... This Monster!" by Marvel Comics.