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| The True Meaning of Halloween
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The True Meaning of Halloween is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXIII content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After completing Too Cool for Ghoul
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Marge Simpson — back at the Halloween store... again?
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Don't you start with me, Helen! And get your bony hands off that breakdancing skeleton. I saw it first.
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You're a little too late to the Halloween party — it's mine!
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Sorry, ladies! You snooze you lose!
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I didn't know "You snooze you lose" rules applied at the Halloween store.
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They apply everywhere!
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Over my dead body!
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That rule can be arranged too.
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Maybe then you wouldn't need the skeleton, Helen!
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Task: "Collect Halloween Candy" (x115). Task: "Make Moms Shop for Bigger Halloween Decorations" (x3). The jobs take place at Sprawl-Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, a Kwik-E-Mart, or a Shop and take 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Wonder What Decorations Moms Are Buying". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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What super spooky stuff did you get this time, Mom?
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An axe-toting werewolf? A maggot-filled coffin?
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Uh...two plastic jack-o-lanterns and an inflatable candy corn.
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What?! That's so lame!
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I honestly didn't care before, but now I'm just sad for you and for us.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Krustyland Halloween Horror Night
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| After completing Pt. 1
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Homer, why are we back at the Halloween store?
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We have to find you a sexy costume to match what I'm wearing.
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I thought you were going to be a cheeseburger?
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A SEXY cheeseburger.
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Can't I just go as Little Bo Peep or something?
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Oh, Marge, sexy adult costumes are all the rage this year.
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We're going as Sexy Pharaoh and Sexy Harem Girl.
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I'm sure you'll be a very sexy Sexy Harem Girl, Bernice.
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I'M the Sexy Harem Girl.
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Trick or Treat, Marge. *chuckles*
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Task: "Collect Halloween Candy" (x115). If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Shop for a Sexier Costume". The job takes place at Sprawl-Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, a Kwik-E-Mart, or a Shop and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Try to Squeeze Into a Sexy Costume". The job takes place at Sprawl-Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, a Kwik-E-Mart, or a Shop and takes 4 hours.
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What are you supposed to be?
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Sexy Cheeseburger.
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Not sexy at all! Your cheese isn't even oozing.
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Maybe if I squeeze my thighs together. Grrrrumph... *squeezes thighs*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Halloween Headquarters Bundle
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| After completing Pt. 2
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I can't believe we're finally at Krustyland's Halloween Horror Night!
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It's AWESOME! Where should we start? Decapitation Alley? Tower of Torture? The Hall of Severed Limbs?
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Ugh, this is so lame! It's all just commercialism and gore. Where's the real frights? The real dread!
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That's a fair point.
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You agree with her?
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I know. That's frightening. But horrible things happen every Halloween around here. It's getting boring.
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Last year there were awesome dinosaurs, human-animal hybrids, and cool sci-fi things!
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Bor-ing!
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What are you getting at?
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Just wait. You'll see.
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Task: "Collect Halloween Candy" (x145). Task: "Make Lisa Pontificate on "Real Horror"". The job takes place at Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, the Town Hall, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours. If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Look For Where This Goes Sideways". The job takes place at Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, the Town Hall, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours. If Milhouse is owned: Task: "Make Milhouse Be Scared of Plush Chainsaws". The job takes place at Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, the Town Hall, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Halloween Horror Night Billboard
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| After completing Pt. 3
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People of Springfield, embrace the true spirit of Halloween! Remember what it feels like to shake in your boots, have the hair stand up on your neck, and feel a cold shiver run down your spine!
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I get all that just lookin' in the mirror every morning.
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I'm going to read you a tale from the original master of the macabre — Edgar Allan Poe!
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That's your idea of a big scary Halloween — reading a book?!
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It's called "The Fall of the House of Usher" and it's going to scare the pants off you!
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Too late. Pants are already off.
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Task: "Collect Halloween Candy" (x145). Task: "Make Lisa Give a Dramatic Reading". The job takes place at Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, the Town Hall, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Listen Raptly" (x5). The jobs take place at Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, the Town Hall, or Simpson House and take 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Try to Pull His Pants Back On". The job takes place at Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, the Town Hall, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Seasonal Workers
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| After completing Pt. 4
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"His heart is a suspended lute; As soon as you touch it, it resonates!"
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What is happening in this story? Lutes?! Resonating?!
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Yeah! Get to the zombies eating brains already!
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At least throw in some intergalactic parasites!
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There are no zombies and no parasites in this story.
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Worst Halloween ever!
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Agreed. Let's get outta here!
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Task: "Collect Halloween Candy" (x185). Task: "Make Springfielders Get Bored and Leave" (x5). The jobs take place at Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, the Town Hall, or Simpson House and take 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Try to Keep Their Attention". The job takes place at Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, the Town Hall, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Wait! Come back! Don't you get it? Roderick, Madeline, and the house all share ONE SOUL!
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It would be so much cooler if that house went to the lake and killed some teenagers.
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Oh, what's the use? No one will ever understand the nature of true horror.
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Don't be so certain, my young friend!
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*gasp* Edgar Allan Poe!
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In the flesh! Although I confess I have no idea the how or why of it.
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Let's not worry about that. You're here!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20 Willie the Riveter
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the phrase "the true meaning of Christmas."
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