| The Greed-Quest of Well-Known Kadath
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Greed-Quest of Well-Known Kadath is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXIII content update. It requires H.P. Lovecraft to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on H.P. Lovecraft's exclamation mark
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H.P.! Thanks for coming in, babe.
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I only came because I've heard the movie business is insane and full of lunatics.
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I love it! Or should I say, I Lovecraft it!
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No, don't say that.
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H.P., you're one of the great, twisted minds in entertainment. The movie business needs you!
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I detest moving pictures. Print is my preferred medium.
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Besides, my works are all in the public domain. There's nothing stopping you from making "Call of Cthulhu 2: Redial".
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Wait, wait! Let me write that down. What was that again?
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If Polystar Executive is owned: Task: "Make Polystar Executive Pitch Lovecraft on Pitching". The job takes place at Polystar Pictures, Krustylu Studios, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lovecraft Get Pitched on Pitching". The job takes place at Polystar Pictures, Krustylu Studios, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on H.P. Lovecraft's exclamation mark
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You're right. I AM a creative genius, and I need to share my gift with the world!
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Remember, it takes an executive's meddling for creativity to truly become genius.
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Get this: an amateur astronomer observes the night sky when he sees...strangely colored lights!
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Uh-huh. And?
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And he goes insane!
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That's not a story! There's no hero's journey, no romance, no villain...
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Uh...the astronomer turns from the stars, travels to Polystar Pictures, makes love to the film executive's fiancée, and then runs over the executive using the Polystar tram.
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Now we've got a story!
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Task: "Make Lovecraft Pitch Already-Done Ideas". The job takes 4 hours.
If Polystar Executive is owned: Task: "Make Polystar Executive Shoot Down Already-Done Ideas". The job takes place at Polystar Pictures, Krustylu Studios, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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A small, New England town is terrorized by...a shark!
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That's Steven Spielberg's "Jaws".
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What if it was a Mid-Atlantic town?
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I'm listening...
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And the shark—
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Has a flame thrower!
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And the flame-throwing shark battles a giant ape who has a really hot girlfriend!
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Um, okay. I guess so?
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Money!
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Ugh, what have I become?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on H.P. Lovecraft's exclamation mark
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I have to get away from that studio fool. Being around him has made me a shell of my creative self!
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"Shell"...hmm. Maybe a giant crab...fights crime...and has a hot girlfriend!
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Argh, that's terrible! That exec has given me horror writer's block!
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| Task: "Make Lovecraft Try to Get New Ideas". The job takes 4 hours.
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My walk around Springfield gave me a great new idea: a hapless dolt is irradiated in an accident, and turned into—
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Put a pin in it, H.P. I'm watching this breaking news story.
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We take you live to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, where Homer Simpson has been irradiated into a glowing monstrosity.
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RAAAARH!
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Wow, that's crazy! Anyway, you were saying?
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Never mind. A real hapless dolt just stole my idea.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the novel The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath by H. P. Lovecraft.
