  
Kamp Bart
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- For the character skin, see Kamp Bart.
| Kamp Bart
Icons for Pt. 1-2 and 4-7 (Kamp Bart) and Pt. 3 (Martin)
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Kamp Bart is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 32 content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Kamp Bart's exclamation mark
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Hey Bart, looks like we're cabinmates!
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More like condemned building-mates. I can't believe they expect us to sleep in this.
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There are no beds so stake out a spot on the floor. Hurry or you'll end up on a crack.
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What are you doing here? This is the boy's cabin.
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There's only one cabin and it's for boys and girls. And raccoons -- a mother and five kits. Sooo cute. But also super vicious.
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They're in our cabin?
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In the bathroom. So if you have to go, go outside... where there are bears. Goodnight. Hope we make it to the morning.
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Task: "Make Kamp Bart Spend The Night At Kamp Krusty". The job takes place at Kamp Krusty and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Spend The Night At Kamp Krusty". The job takes place at Kamp Krusty and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Spend The Night At Kamp Krusty". The job takes place at Kamp Krusty and takes 24 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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"Dear Mom and Dad, We are staging a revolt against the oppressive counselors, staff and masked wild animals of Kamp Krusty.
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I never thought I would say this but Bart is our leader.
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amp Krusty is a labor camp. We are forced to make myPhone cases and are fed only gruel and off-brand cereal.
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Fortunately Bart had hidden a cache of cherry bombs and silly string somewhere on his body. I don't like to think where, but he has a lot of stuff. Like, a lot. Ew.
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Today we rise up. We stand behind our leader, Bart. And though we make rabbit ears behind his head, we shall follow him to the end. Pray that we prevail.
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Also, please send conditioner. The kind they use here makes my head itch. Love, Lisa"
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| Task: "Make Kamp Bart Take over Kamp Krusty". The job takes place at Kamp Krusty and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Sir, the last of our enemy has fallen! Well, actually he left in a cab. But on his way to the cab he fell, so...
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There must be a shorter version of this.
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Right. Sir, Kamp Krusty... is ours.
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Yes! And it only took twenty minutes! That must be a revolution record! I can actually feel the power going to my head!
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You can stop hiding in that duffle bag now, Martin.
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Sorry I didn't join in the overthrow. It was partly because my mom would kill me, but mainly it was because I'm a coward.
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Relax nerd, we need you to set up the internet.
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You mean, there's a place in your Kamp for me? Even though I'm craven?
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Whoa Dude -- didn't ask, don't tell.
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| Task: "Make Martin Join Kamp Bart". The job takes place at Kamp Krusty and takes 1 day 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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What do you see, Chief? And you know, maybe next time bring enough binoculars for both of us.
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I just see a bunch of kids milling around.
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They're sitting ducks! Quick! What are your carpet bombing capabilities?
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Wait, they're bringing out a giant... doll, I think. It looks just like you...
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A Krusty doll? Aw, they're fans! All I have to do is sign a few autographs and they'll stop their whining. Gimme the binoculars, I wanna see them play with my doll.
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| Task: "Make Kamp Bart Burn Krusty Effigy". The job takes place at Kamp Krusty and takes 8 hours.
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Ay Karumba! They hate me!
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Not all of them! Someone pulled the effigy down and he's stomping out the fire.
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Really?
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Now everyone is stomping out the fire. Now they're spitting out the fire, tearing the fire to pieces...
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Just stop describing!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After completing Pt. 4
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This is Kent Brockman LIVE outside Kamp Krusty, currently in hands of revolutionaries who have dubbed it... Kamp Bart. Apparently going with the first name they thought of.
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The dissidents, mostly children, were armed with stink bombs, rocks and a dried up, dead toad with which they threatened to touch people with.
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I asked their charismatic leader, Bart Simpson, for an interview. He replied, quote, bring a ton of pizzas and an R rated movie, unquote. I agreed to those terms.
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| Task: "Make Kamp Bart Give an Interview". The job takes place at Kamp Krusty and takes 24 hours.
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| After starting the job
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Hello Bart, would you like to do the interview in your cabin or do a walk and talk by the lake?
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I'll need to know ahead of time so I can adjust my make-up.
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I'm going for a swim, if you want to interview me you're gonna have to jump in the lake.
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But... my hair... I didn't shell out for waterproof! Fine. But keep the camera in close. And don't show my calves, I hate them.
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| After finishing the task
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Bart, we've talked about videos, games, and what foods you think are gross, but I still don't know one thing: What is it that you and your followers want?
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Hmmm, good question. Originally we just wanted blankets and to not work sixteen hours a day. We got that, so... I dunno. What do you have?
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You have to want something. Otherwise you're rioting for the sake of rioting.
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Rioting for the sake of rioting -- that sounds good. That's what we want. We want the right to riot! Thanks for the great idea, Kent.
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This is Kent Brockman, once again, inadvertently affecting the story.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Kamp Bart's exclamation mark
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My fellow Kampers! We have stood up and let it be known that we have something to say!
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And now that all the eyes of the world are upon us, what shall we do?
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Moon the world! Now chant with me...
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Eat our shorts! Eat our shorts!
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| Task: "Make Kamp Bart Go on a Rampage". The job takes 4 hours.
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Listen up, clown. This situation has become officially unignorable.
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Voters in this town do not like turning on the news and seeing the bare bottoms of a bunch of unruly kids.
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I don't care how you do it, but you better fix this! Fix it like all of my elections!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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Hey hey, kids!
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hat are you doing here? This is Kamp Bart now. So why don't you sign my Krusty the Klown backpack and get the hell out!
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Look I understand why you kids are mad at me. This camp ruined your summer vacation, that's why I want to make it up to you.
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I'm taking all of you to Euro-Krustyland!
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Omigod! In Paris?!
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Uh... yeah, sure. BUT, Euro-Krustyland is so small and quaint and self-contained it almost seems like you're on a carefully dressed soundstage!
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That sounds cool! Thank you, Krusty!
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Don't mention it. Now, everyone take a Krusty chewable "vitamin" that'll make you sleep through the plane ride. And when you wake up, Voila, you'll be there!
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Task: "Reach Level 23 and Build Channel 6".
Task: "Make Kamp Bart go to "Euro-Krustyland"". The job takes place at Channel 6 and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse go to "Euro-Krustyland"". The job takes place at Channel 6 and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa go to "Euro-Krustyland"". The job takes place at Channel 6 and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Martin go to "Euro-Krustyland"". The job takes place at Channel 6 and takes 12 hours.
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Wow, Euro-Krusty was so... intense.
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The colors were so vivid.
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The food was sooo delicious.
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Yeah, now everyone take another "vitamin" and we'll fly you home and you'll wake up in the parking lot of Channel 6 where you will once again be your parents' problem.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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