| The Only Thing Happening
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Only Thing Happening is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Love and War content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After starting the update
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Moe, I got two tickets to the Superior Mega Ultra Slam! It's the most superlative-laden Slam ever!
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Two tickets, eh? This may be a good time to remind you that you haven't paid your superior mega ultra bar tab in over a year?
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Quality hint, Moe, but I already invited someone else.
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I understand. This weekend is for couples.
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Lenny and I do make a great couple. Now if I could only make Carl understand.
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Lenny?! Don't you know what this weekend is?
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Of course, I do. It's the weekend of the Superior Mega Ultra Slam.
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Homer, the Bartender's Pledge requires me to tell customers the truth. And to wipe the bar regularly with Pledge. So, the truth is that this weekend...
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...you and Lenny are going to have a great time at the Slam. *wipes the bar*
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Task: "Make Homer Show Off His Tickets". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, or a Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Chuckle Under His Breath". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, or a Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
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Here's a very sexy breakfast for a very sexy husband. Look, I formed the bacon into the shape of a heart.
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And I know what these sunny-side-up eggs are supposed to be. *purrs*
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They're just eggs.
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Exactly. *devours*
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So, about this weekend. I was thinking we could go on a couples' retreat. Luann and Kirk went last year and said it did wonders for their relationship.
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What do they know? They've been divorced and remarried so many times I've lost count.
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You mean once?
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Woah, slow down Einstein. Besides, we can't go to a retreat this weekend. I already made plans.
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You remembered? Oh, Homie, that's a gift in and of itself. I really thought you were going to forget.
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I would never forget something this important. Lenny would kill me.
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Lenny?! Don't you know what this weekend is?
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Uh oh. Marge, did you take the Bartender's Pledge, too?
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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