  
The Grand Return
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| The Grand Return
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Grand Return is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Tragic Magic content update. It requires The Great Simpsina to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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And that's the end of the show! Goodnight Springfield!
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Wow, I really missed the buzz you get when you perform!
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And I really missed the buzz you get seeing someone great perform!
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Raymondo! I thought you retired in Florida!
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You know, being the Orlando Magic's halftime magician wasn't all it was cracked up to be. How have you been, Lisa?
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Oh, you know. Surviving the never-ending pandemic, potential recession, democracy hanging by a thread — the usual.
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Well, at least you weren't in Florida during all that...
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I have been keeping up with my magic at least.
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I can see that! I'm glad you found your way back to the stage.
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And speaking of that, would you humor this old magician by showing me the nuts and bolts of your act?
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But a magician never reveals the secrets of a trick.
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Who the heck taught you that?
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You!
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*big laughs*
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But seriously, you'll show me, right?
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Of course!
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Task: "Make The Great Simpsina Perform for Raymondo". The job takes place at The Great Raymondo's Home, Magic Palace, Casinos, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If The Great Raymondo is owned: Task: "Make The Great Raymondo Watch Proudly". The job takes place at The Great Raymondo's Home, Magic Palace, Casinos, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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*puff of smoke* Ta-da!
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Very good, Lisa. You are truly a wonder!
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Aww, thank you, Raymondo.
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I do have a few notes though...
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Okay, give 'em to me. I can take it.
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I think you'll need a pen and paper.
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*grabs pen*
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Not that pen. It only writes with disappearing ink.
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I'll just type everything onto my phone...
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Okay. Time to finally show off what the Great Raymondo has taught me.
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*suck suck*
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I should probably practice a bit before I go outside, though.
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*suck suck*
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Maggie! Would you like to help me out and be my audience for a bit?
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*excited giggle*
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Task: "Make The Great Simpsina Practice Magic "Conjuring"". The job takes 4 hours.
If Maggie is owned: Task: "Make Maggie Be Amazed By Her Sister". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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*suck suck*
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Did you enjoy that?
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*excited clapping*
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Do you think I'm ready for a public performance?
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*suck suck*
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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People of Springfield! I, The Great Simpsina, am here to dazzle and delight you with magical feats of impossibility and wonder!
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But first, I want to introduce my opening act, Krusty the Clown!
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What? Opening act?
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Krusty, you gotta do this gig. You're in serious financial trouble.
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How bad?
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Quibi bad. Your creditors are repossessing everything they can.
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They're even taking Sideshow Mel's hair bone as we speak.
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That bone doesn't belong to Krusty! I stole it from the Natural History Museum in the 1980s.
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*moans* Fine, I'll open for the little magician...
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Task: "Make The Great Simpsina Show Off Magic". The job takes 4 hours.
If Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Krusty Perform as an Opening Act". The job takes place at Casinos, the Magic Palace, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Watch the Show" (x5). The jobs take place at Casinos, the Magic Palace, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
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*huge puff of smoke* Ta-da! And that's our show!
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Man, that girl's pretty good. She's even getting a standing ovation!
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I've got good news, Krusty. The IRS are preparing to raid your house tomorrow morning.
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How is that good news?
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Because now that we know about it in advance, I've booked you on a six-month long comedy cruise ship.
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What?
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And by the time the ship returns to shore, the IRS will move on to some other bankrupt C-list celebrity — no offense.
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None taken.
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So what do you say?
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Can I bring Mr. Teeny?
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I forgot to tell you: Mr. Teeny got repossessed. He's in the circus now.
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Why'd I have to invest in Netflix at the most inopportune time?!
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Come on, Krusty, we don't want you to miss the boat.
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I should know. Not wanting to miss the boat was my investment strategy!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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That went really well! I don't know why I was so nervous.
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That was quite an interesting performance, Lisa!
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Thank you, Angelica Button.
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I just don't quite understand what you were trying to achieve and how you did it.
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Well, it's just pretty standard stage magic.
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But it wasn't magic at all.
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No, I guess it really wasn't. It's a mix of illusions, sleight-of-hand, and some general showmanship.
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So, it's sort of like professional wrestling on American TV? Fake blood, scripted storylines, pyrotechnics?
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Well, not exactly...
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Task: "Make The Great Simpsina Explain Stage Magic to a Wizard". The job takes place at the Magic Academy Library, Magic Academy, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Angelica Button is owned: Task: "Make Angelica Button Try To Understand". The job takes place at the Magic Academy Library, Magic Academy, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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It's not about doing real magic. There's enough of that in Springfield already.
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Especially now that I'm here.
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Stage magic is about performing something that the audience knows is a trick. They go into it knowing that the whole thing is an illusion.
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Then why do they watch?
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Because, when done well, it still looks like magic. It still feels like magic.
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It's something they know can be explained, while still being fantastic. It allows them to wonder and dream.
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Very true, my dear.
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Aah! Where'd you come from?
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*stepping out of nearby coffin* And the fact that it isn't magic makes it all the more magical, in the end.
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Wow, that's really nice actually. Maybe I should try doing one of these magic shows.
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No way!
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You have actual magic powers. There's so much good you could be doing in the world right now.
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You could reverse climate change with one spell, stop hunger with a flick of your wrist...
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Fine, fine, I'll try to make a difference or whatever...
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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