| The Edge of the Killotuine
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Edge of the Killotuine is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Tragic Magic content update. It requires Diablo to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Diablo's exclamation mark
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Ahh, Springfield. The 53rd best place to perform live on a stage. 54th is Wichita.
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Time to shock and amaze the people of this city!
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| Task: "Make Diablo Charm His Audience". The job takes 4 hours.
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Knock, knock.
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Did you order room service, Quimby? Champagne and caviar?
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No-er, uh, yes!
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I am not room service, fine lady. *elaborate bow*
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Oh my, how charming.
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Excuse me, mister. You are interrupting an important, er, city meeting right now.
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*scoffs, then snaps his fingers*
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*monkeys appear in a puff of smoke* Eeeeek!
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This town's run rampant with crazy magicians!
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Eeeeek! *jump on Quimby*
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I will never get this smell out of my suit! *flees*
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*giggles*
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Now, my lovely lady... where were we? *makes champagne appear in a puff of smoke*
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*giggles* Who are you?
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You can call me... Diablo. It means the devil in Spanish.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Diablo's exclamation mark
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Now see here, mister. No one embarrasses Diamond Joe Quimby and gets away with it.
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I'll have you know that I've just approved a new bylaw for this city. Anyone who wishes to perform an act with blades must have an assistant.
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Why not just ban all magicians?
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We have a city council member who'd never support that...
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I support all forms of magic!
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So... what are you going to do if I don't get a magician's assistant?
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Then you'll be getting a different audience. A captive one.
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I see. Put me in jail. Seems extreme, no?
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I could reinstate the Springfield Witch Trials.
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Well, then my choice is clear: Diablo works alone. But before I depart...
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Task: "Make Diablo Perform Another Magic Trick". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Sleep-Eazy Motel, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Watch Angrily". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Sleep-Eazy Motel, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Farewell, Springfield!
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Wait, that's it? What was the trick?
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I'm sure you'll find out soon enough.
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*giggles*
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What...
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My pants! Where are my pants? I'm naked!
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He just lost my vote.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Diablo's exclamation mark
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You know what, I like Springfield.
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Maybe I shouldn't leave?
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Would one of you like the opportunity to step onstage as my magician's assistant?
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But I must warn you. This is not a job for the faint of heart. You will witness things that will haunt your dreams forever.
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And now...we begin!
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Task: "Make Diablo Hold Assistant Tryouts". The job takes place at the Magic Palace, Casinos, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Audition for the Assistant Role" (x5). The jobs take place at the Magic Palace, Casinos, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
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Who are you?
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Waylon Smithers.
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And why are you here?
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My boss fired me for ordering him the wrong kind of phonograph.
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Well, so far you're the best candidate.
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Who else have you interviewed?
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Some crazy cat lady, a Scottish groundskeeper, a man in a bumblebee costume...
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You were the only one to dress appropriately...
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So, you, Waylon Smithers, have made it to my final round of interviews!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Diablo's exclamation mark
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Okay. The two of you are the finalists.
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As it should be.
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What do we do next?
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Next, you will be assisting me on stage as we go through a quick performance.
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The winner will be offered a chance to perform with me on stage for my stay here in Springfield.
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Task: "Make Diablo Hold Audition Finals". The job takes place at the Magic Palace, Casinos, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Xoxchitla is owned: Task: "Make Xoxchitla Audition for Diablo". The job takes place at the Magic Palace, Casinos, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Mysterious Waylon is owned: Task: "Make Mysterious Waylon Audition for Diablo". The job takes place at the Magic Palace, Casinos, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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No, no, no. This won't do at all.
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What is wrong?
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Did I do something wrong?
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No. Both of you are fantastic.
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Then what's the problem?
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You're both too good! You steal the spotlight every time you are on stage!
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And you, like all men, cannot stand this.
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I am the star of the show! The audience is there to see me, not to be distracted by the assistant.
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I should have known.
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Come, Waylon. We shall drink and dance away our sorrows.
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Right behind you.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Diablo's exclamation mark
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Great. I'm now stuck in this city where I can't even perform due to a lack of available help.
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There you are.
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Mayor Quimby. How can I help you?
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It has been brought to my attention that my bylaw requiring an assistant was detrimental to several of my larger donors.
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So, I have come to inform you that you will, in fact, be allowed to perform in Springfield.
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What's the catch?
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You take my pants again and I'll be introducing you to a couple of my associates. *storms off*
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Well, all's well that ends well, I suppose.
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Though I better make sure the monkeys are ready for the stage.
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| Task: "Make Diablo Train Monkeys". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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