  
The Fast and the Fleeting
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| The Fast and the Fleeting
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Fast and the Fleeting is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Rise of the Robots content update. It requires Bestimus Mucho to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Bestimus Mucho's exclamation mark
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If I, Rainier Wolfcastle, am to make the most unexpected, most original action film of all time, I must be allowed to make the car stunts as I envision them.
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And what are you shooting?
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"Furiously Fast 14".
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Ah...right. Unfortunately, the insurance company won't underwrite the stunts you want, and no one is crazy enough to perform them uninsured.
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I think you mean no one is awesome enough — save I, BESTIMUS MUCHO. Observe.
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The metal man has turned into a car!
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Task: "Make Bestimus Mucho Execute Insane Car Jump". The job takes place at Springfield Gorge, Pont du Gard, Volcano Lair, Satan's Anvil, Springfield Memorial Bridge, or a Visitable Business and takes 60 minutes.
If Wolfcastle is owned: Task: "Make Wolfcastle Be Impressed by Car Stunt". The job takes place at Springfield Gorge, Pont du Gard, Volcano Lair, Satan's Anvil, Springfield Memorial Bridge, or a Visitable Business and takes 60 minutes.
If Blue-Haired Lawyer is owned: Task: "Make Blue-Haired Lawyer Worry About Risk". The job takes place at Springfield Gorge, Pont du Gard, Volcano Lair, Satan's Anvil, Springfield Memorial Bridge, or a Visitable Business and takes 60 minutes.
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Ha-hoo-HA! That's how it's done.
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Oh, my Lord! Our premiums!
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That was the most spectacular display of gratuitous carmanship in the history of film.
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Stick with me, and I shall make you a star!
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That's the plan.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Bestimus Mucho's exclamation mark
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The investors looked at the dailies, and they're in love. You're a hit, kid!
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Thank you. I brought the character to life by making myself vulnerable, especially to rocket attacks.
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I wanted to show the audience that behind the catchphrases there is a human being...with very large muscles and many guns.
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Not you. You're old news. They love HIM.
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Oh, go on! Cinema is a collaborative art.
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It all starts with a blank page and a couple of dreamers who say, "Maybe we could make a lot of money if we did what those other guys did but just a little bit different..."
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Yes, well, unfortunately, we've shot all the car stunts, so thank you, the lawyer man will give you a check and an autographed McBain mouse pad on your way out.
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Not so fast. The investors want more. I'm sure you've got ideas, right? Actors always have "ideas".
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Well, I...okay, maybe I have one little thing in mind...
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Task: "Make Bestimus Mucho Perform an Even More Extreme Stunt". The job takes place at Springfield Gorge, Pont du Gard, Volcano Lair, Satan's Anvil, Springfield Memorial Bridge, or a Visitable Business and takes 60 minutes.
If Blue-Haired Lawyer is owned: Task: "Make Blue-Haired Lawyer Imagine Huge Box Office". The job takes place at Springfield Gorge, Pont du Gard, Volcano Lair, Satan's Anvil, Springfield Memorial Bridge, or a Visitable Business and takes 60 minutes.
If Wolfcastle is owned: Task: "Make Wolfcastle Be Reluctantly Impressed". The job takes place at Springfield Gorge, Pont du Gard, Volcano Lair, Satan's Anvil, Springfield Memorial Bridge, or a Visitable Business and takes 60 minutes.
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Amazing! Stupendous!
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What, that little piece of superhuman driving? Pshaw!
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You know, I was too hasty before. We need you to be an integral part of the film story.
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Well, I don't want to be overly modest, but you're right of course.
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Yes. You will be the best friend...who stabs the hero in the back and becomes the villain.
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Yeah, and — wait, what? No! I'm supposed to be the hero!
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No, he's right. The backstabbing, treacherous ex-friend? Box office gold.
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Forget it! I'm out of here.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Bestimus Mucho's exclamation mark
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Hey...beebe...uh, babe. You are...the only one for me.
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Cut! Cut! Get him out of here.
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Jeremy! How am I supposed to crossover into film if you can't find me a decent leading man who I have any chemistry with?
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Look, Tabitha. Decent romantic leads don't just pop up out of nowhere. Hey, who parked this car here?
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*transforms into robot form* Did someone call for a romantic lead?
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Ooooh, baby! Me likey.
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A robot? Really?
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It's the twenty-first century, Jeremy. Try to have an open mind.
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How about a little rehearsal time? Come here and— *sproing*
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Your, um, hood popped open. That's not going to be a problem, is it?
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No, no, no! Not at all!
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Task: "Make Bestimus Mucho Have Hood Popping Problems". The job takes place at One Week Wonder Films, Krustylu Studios, Film Set, Tabitha Vixx Stage, Gilded Truffle, or an Eatery and takes 2 hours.
If Tabitha Vixx is owned: Task: "Make Tabitha Vixx Lose Patience With Bestimus". The job takes place at One Week Wonder Films, Krustylu Studios, Film Set, Tabitha Vixx Stage, Gilded Truffle, or an Eatery and takes 2 hours.
If Jeremy is owned: Task: "Make Jeremy Search for a Leading Man". The job takes place at One Week Wonder Films, Krustylu Studios, Film Set, Tabitha Vixx Stage, Gilded Truffle, or an Eatery and takes 2 hours.
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*sproing* Uh, heh heh! Really, I have no idea why that keeps happening.
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Ugh, just forget it. Jeremy, get him out of here.
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Don't worry about it, pal. We'll just deep fake in somebody else's face.
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Fine. I'll see myself out.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Bestimus Mucho's exclamation mark
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Absolutely brilliant! You're perfect for my current project.
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Really? Will I be the star?
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"Star". Haha! Sure, mate.
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What do you need me to do?
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Let me get these cameras set up on this street, then you just change into a car and drive through the shot. Easy as pie.
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You got it!
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Task: "Make Bestimus Mucho Give His All to the Scene". The job takes 4 hours.
If Declan Desmond is owned: Task: "Make Declan Desmond Narrate the Shot". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart, the Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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*narrating* "No city better exemplifies the plight of decaying empire better than Springfield!"
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*narrating* "A needlessly ostentatious sports car arrogantly drives by a sidewalk full of citizens who can barely afford their rent..."
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Narrating my documentary.
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Documentary? I thought this was a real movie!
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Documentary is the ONLY real form of cinema, I will have you know, sir!
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Forget it. I'm out of here.
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Whatever. I got my shot.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Bestimus Mucho's exclamation mark
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Hey-hey-hey, kids! Let's give a big Krusty welcome to Sideshow Car.
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My name is Bestimus Mucho!
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Not anymore. My contracts are famously petty and ironclad. Now just stand right there. *hits Bestimus in face with pie*
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I did not sign up for this indignity.
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Actually, you did. Welcome to showbiz, kid!
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Task: "Make Bestimus Mucho Storm Off Set". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios, One Week Wonder Films, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Krusty Call His Lawyer". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios, One Week Wonder Films, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
If Blue-Haired Lawyer is owned: Task: "Make Blue-Haired Lawyer Enforce Contract". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios, One Week Wonder Films, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
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Oooh, Krusty, your new car has so much room here in the back seat. It's amazing!
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Nothing but the best for you, baby.
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I can't believe my contract requires me to be this clown's "date-mobile".
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Quiet you!
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What was that?
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Uh, nothing, honey.
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Now how about putting on some smooth jazz, car?
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*shudder*
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the film The Fast and the Furious.
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