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Seven Nerd Army is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Rise of the Robots content update. It requires Frink Jr. to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Frink Jr.'s exclamation mark
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Hey hey hayvin, guys! Now that I'm finally in Springfield again, I was hoping I could join you fellows for lunch.
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Why, of course, good sir! We're always happy to welcome a like-minded traveler into our midst.
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Ja! Pull up ein sitz!
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Hey, your dad is that professor guy who is always helping save Springfield after Lisa's dad almost destroys it again!
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Hey!
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Well, I wouldn't say—
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Can you show us a cool science thing?
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Oh look, a new nerd to contribute to our lunch fund!
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Come on, we better get out of here.
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No need, newfound friends! I believe I can accommodate both the young lady and the bothersome brutes.
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Task: "Make Frink Jr. Demonstrate Technical Prowess". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield Park Entrance, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Bullies Be Impressed" (x3). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield Park Entrance, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and take 2 hours.
If Janey is owned: Task: "Make Janey Almost Swoon". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield Park Entrance, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Other Nerds Become Jealous" (x3). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield Park Entrance, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and take 2 hours.
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That was really cool!
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Yeah! Normally we'd just want to beat you up even more now, but deploying militarized robots in school is something we can respect.
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Thank you, thank you! Perhaps we can all enjoy a midday soiree of sustenance and camaraderie.
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Now where were — hey, where did my friends go?
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Frink Jr.'s exclamation mark
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Oh, there you are, chums! You obviously forgot I had joined you for lunch earlier. Why, I almost—
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Actually, we have a rule about accepting new members into our rather elite company. An initiation is required!
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An initiation? Glayvin!
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Waitaminute, since when do you guys do initiations?
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Since...since ALWAYS!
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Yes, do not question it!
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Gosh, it's hard to argue with that. What must I do to prove my worth to this esteemed body?
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I'm afraid you'll have to take off your pants and parade around the schoolyard.
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Well, a rule's a rule.
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I can't believe he's going to do it! This is going to be so embarrassing I almost feel guilty...
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...except every second that someone is laughing at him, they're not laughing at me.
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Wait, is that an arc reactor in your pants?
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No, it's a banana. For my lunch.
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Oh, THAT. Yes, that's an arc reactor built into my pants.
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Task: "Make Frink Jr. Rocket Around". The job takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Bullies Be Even More Impressed" (x2). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield Park Entrance, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
If Janey is owned: Task: "Make Janey Follow Frink Jr. Around". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield Park Entrance, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Other Nerds Become Even More Jealous" (x3). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield Park Entrance, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
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You are so cool! You have superhero underwear!
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Thank you. They have anti-wedgie defenses built-in.
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Normally I'd laugh at you, but that's really impressive!
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Well, this is a vexing and unexpected development.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Frink Jr.'s exclamation mark
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So friends, can we hang out now?
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Almost. There is one last test you must pass.
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I like tests! What do I have to do?
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You must stand fast and bear the slings and arrows of outrageous flora!
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Ah, the classic "throw tomatoes at him" scenario. Well, good sirs, pelt away!
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Not tomatoes — lemons and limes!
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Yeah, the juice stings more!
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Task: "Make Frink Jr. Get Pelted With Fruit". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield Park Entrance, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Make Other Nerds Pelt Frink Jr. With Fruit" (x3). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield Park Entrance, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and take 3 hours.
Task: "Make Bullies Rescue Frink Jr." (x3). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield Park Entrance, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and take 3 hours.
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The citrus juice! It burns my eyes!
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Shoulda worn goggles.
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Aw, everybody knows the goggles do nothing.
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Hey! What are you nerds doing to our little buddy?!
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They're monsters! Get them!
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RUN!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Frink Jr.'s exclamation mark
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Can't...run...any farther... My...asthma...
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This...is...the end...
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Guys, we ran half a block. If the traffic light hadn't changed, they would've already caught us.
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You know, it occurs to me that in our petty envy we have become the very thing we despise.
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Yeah, you're right. And we didn't even get anything cool out of it.
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There they are!
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Goodbye, cruel childhood. Gentlemen, it's been a pleasure.
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Task: "Make Nerds Prepare for the End" (x3). The jobs take place at a Kwik-E-Mart and take 2 hours.
Task: "Make Bullies Prepare to Beat Down Nerds" (x3). The jobs take place at a Kwik-E-Mart and take 2 hours.
Task: "Make Frink Jr. Forgive Nerds". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 2 hours.
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Wait! Stop! Don't hurt my friends!
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Your friends? These guys have been jerks to you!
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But you do that and worse to them every day.
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Hey, that's true...wait, what are we doing?
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Nerds are for pounding...all nerds!
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Uh oh.
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Perhaps now would be a good time for us all to withdraw posthaste!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the song "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes.
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