| The Dream Team
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Dream Team is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Dog Days content update. It requires Danger Dog to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Danger Dog's exclamation mark
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Danger Dog, Neuterville needs you!
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Of course. Let's make it quick. I'm having lunch with my publicist, Bark Ruffalo.
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But your arch nemesis, The Perilous Plopper, has taken hostages at the sausage factory.
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*gasp* Plopper the Pestiferous Pig?! He's always hogging the spotlight and hamming it up.
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I wish I could meet Danger Dog.
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You can, Ralph.
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*gasp* Danger Dog! You're in the real world?
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No Ralph. You've fallen into the TV.
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Uh-oh.
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Task: "Make Danger Dog Try to Impress Ralph". The job takes 4 hours.
If Ralph is owned: Task: "Make Ralph Feel Claustrophobic Inside the TV". The job takes place at the Wiggum House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Television is merely a portal to another world. A world where Ralph Wiggum is the last hope to save Neuterville.
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I feel sad for Neuterville.
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The town will be fine. Now we have to go!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Danger Dog's exclamation mark
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We've reached the sausage factory where Plopper is holding hostages.
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Or should I say...saustages.
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That sounds like a Ralph line.
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Let's get a couple more takes. And feel free to improvise, Danger Dog. We're resetting, and...action!
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We've reached the sausage factory where Plopper is holding hostages.
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That pig really is the brat-wurst!
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And... CUT. You know what, let's NOT improvise.
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You sure? I'm good at these.
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Ralph, what rhymes with kielbasa?
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*head spins around* It hurts when I think.
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Task: "Make Danger Dog Think Up Sausage Puns". The job takes place at the Wiggum House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Ralph is owned: Task: "Make Ralph Think About a Lhasa Apso in Mombasa". The job takes place at the Wiggum House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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You'll never take me alive, Danger Dog!
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That's exactly what the last seven pig criminals said.
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And now I run a thriving online bacon business.
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Oh, that's good. We could get at least three inner turmoil flashback episodes out of that.
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Jeremy, write that down! And get me a fresh latte, stat!
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Yes sir!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Danger Dog's exclamation mark
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Now Ralph, hostage negotiations can be tense. So let me know with a wink if you need to take a break...or go potty.
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When I wink, it sticks.
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Raising your hand is good too.
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Danger Dog, I have a list of demands! No more having me hang upside down like a spider...it's rough on the hooves.
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Can do, Plopper.
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And I demand one MILLION dollars!
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That's it? That wouldn't even buy you a home in Neuterville Heights.
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It wouldn't? But — a million dollars is, like — over two hundred years of working at minimum wage and saving every penny possible.
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I know. It's crazy, right? The wealth gap in this country — we need a revolution.
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*staring at the script* What is going on here?
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*raises hand*
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Yes, Ralph.
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My winker's stuck.
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Task: "Make Danger Dog Discuss Wealth Inequalities With Plopper". The job takes place at Neuterville City Hall, Wiggum House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Ralph is owned: Task: "Make Ralph Practice Winking". The job takes place at Neuterville City Hall, Wiggum House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Danger Dog, I think it's best we stick to the script on this one.
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And ignore the systemic failings that drive our lower class into poverty?
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Our target audience is three-year-olds.
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They too deserve to know!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Danger Dog's exclamation mark
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Alright, get the writer in here. We're making some changes.
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The writer is my assistant, Jeremy.
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It's a pleasure, Danger Dog.
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Actually, he's my assistant's assistant. He's talented enough to be up to the task of the low level writing on this show.
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Great!
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No, he's not.
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Jeremy, for the last two acts I'm thinking Danger Dog and Plopper lead a protest march on Neuterville City Hall. Also we need a hashtag.
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#NeuterNeuterville
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You've got a low level gift, son.
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Task: "Make Danger Dog Take a Break On Set". The job takes 4 hours.
If Squeaky Voice Teen is owned: Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Teen Do Last Minute Rewrites". The job takes place at the Film Set, Radioactive Man Movie Scene, Wild West Film Set, Neuterville City Hall, Wiggum House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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People of Neuterville, we can stand together against the oppression! *crowd goes wild*
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No longer will a three-bed, two-bath, with a functional kitchen cost an arm and a hoof! *crowd goes wilder*
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I quit.
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*waking up in a cold sweat* Ahh! Mommy!
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*running into the room* Can you settle for a Daddy? What's wrong? Did you have a bad dream?
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Danger Dog and the pig will save us all from the oppression of wealth inequality...
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You're scaring me, son. *slowly backs out of room*
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I'll be okay, as long as I have Danger Dog.
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I'm as close as your TV remote, Ralph. Just take it out of your mouth is all.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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