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Man's Best "Friend"

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Man's Best "Friend"
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Dog Days
Required characters: Les Moore
Optional characters: Quimby, Wiggum
Internal name(s): MansBestFriend
ID(s): 257052 - 257056


Man's Best "Friend" is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Dog Days content update. It requires Les Moore to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Les Moore's exclamation mark
Les Moore Got that cage welded up, and now I just need to finish the incinerator...I mean doggy sauna for my uh...No Kill Kennel.
Smithers - Surprised Hounds stop! Return to me!
Les Moore Dogs loose on you?
Smithers - Sad *breathing hard* I released them hours ago, and they're supposed to come back immediately after their scheduled maulings.
Smithers - Sad They're just distracted with so many other dogs running loose in town.
Les Moore Did you call the dog catcher?
Smithers Springfield doesn't have one of those.
Les Moore Maybe I could be a dog catcher. I have a kennel. Would just need some more cages.
Smithers And a license to legally apprehend dogs for profit.
Les Moore - Annoyed Eh, if I can fabricate a cage, I can fabricate a dog catcher license.
Task: "Make Les Moore Add More Cages to the Kennel". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Les Moore's exclamation mark
Quimby - Deadpan Mr. Moore, you said you had a deal that'd be worth my while?
Les Moore Yes. Springfield doesn't have an Animal Control department. I'd be willing to be that department for you.
Quimby You want to be a dog catcher?
Les Moore Yes, with all the stray dogs running around and them already becoming our overlords...
Les Moore ...and the angry mobs about to tear down your door...
Quimby - Annoyed The people of this city do tend to form mobs rather quickly.
Les Moore So, do we have a deal?
Quimby - Sly It's tempting. Though, this is usually the point in negotiations where people sweeten the offer.
Les Moore Say no more.
Task: "Make Les Moore Offer a Drink to Quimby". The job takes 4 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Wait for a Bribe". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel and takes 4 hours.
Quimby Hmm. As deal-sweeteners go, this is fairly underwhelming.
Les Moore That's the best drink I make.
Quimby - Sly Maybe you could try a different...sweetener? *wink-wink*
Les Moore - Confused Sweet'n Low?
Quimby If that's what they're calling it now, sure. *wink*
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Les Moore's exclamation mark
Les Moore Alright, I am now Springfield's dog catcher.
Les Moore I've got my dog rescuing sack, my permission from the Mayor...
Les Moore - Happy Now I just need to find some dogs that need capturing...I mean rescuing...using my sack, my snare, or any means necessary.
Task: "Make Les Moore "Rescue" Dogs". The job takes 4 hours.
Wiggum - Angry Hold it right there, pal!
Les Moore - Confused Officer? Is there something wrong?
Wiggum - Sad There's a lot wrong! My belt won't fit anymore, my gun fell in my bowl of lunch gravy...
Les Moore Those don't sound like they involve me.
Wiggum - Surprised Oh, wait... I've been getting calls all day about someone stealing puppies!
Les Moore - Confused Please. I procured puppies legally after getting approval from Mayor Quimby. I'm the new Animal Control Officer.
Wiggum - Annoyed Hmm, that does make sense. But I want people seeing me doing something about it so I'm going to rough you up and take you in. No hard feelings.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Les Moore's exclamation mark
Les Moore Chief Wiggum, how about I offer you something that'll make all your problems go away?
Wiggum Sounds like a bribe. I'm in.
Les Moore How about a puppy for that boy of yours?
Wiggum - Confused A puppy? But I don't know anything about puppies.
Les Moore - Happy Lucky for you, I can train both you and the dog at no extra cost.
Task: "Make Les Moore "Train" Wiggum and His New Puppy". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel and takes 4 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Attempt to Pay Attention". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Wiggum - Confused So, the beer is for the dog?
Les Moore - Annoyed No, the beer is for you. The dog gets water.
Wiggum - Happy Even better. *leaves*
Les Moore Free beer should at least get people talking about this place.
Lisa - Shouting There he is!
Moe - Angry You no-good dog thief!
Ned - Angry You ought to be ashamed of yourself!
Les Moore - Happy At least they're talking!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Les Moore's exclamation mark
Les Moore - Annoyed Hey, I'm just the Animal Control officer hired by the Mayor.
Lisa - Angry Animal Control officers are supposed to protect animals by rehabbing and readying them for adoption.
Les Moore - Annoyed They also offer good rates on dogs that need homes and basic training.
Lisa - Angry Those dogs were stolen from homes around the city!
Les Moore You have no proof of that.
Lisa - Shouting That's literally my dog right there. He's microchipped and here are his papers.
Santa's Little Helper *bark*
Les Moore Pfft. Just a classic he said, she said, he barked.
Task: "Make Les Moore Return "Rescued" Dogs". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel and takes 4 hours.
Les Moore - Annoyed And that's the last of them.
Lisa - Suspicious And you're going to stop doing this?
Les Moore Totally.
Lisa - Suspicious Immediately?
Les Moore - Annoyed My ten year down the road plan is not "immediately" enough for ya?
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20