| The Beat of a Militant Drum
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Beat of a Militant Drum is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Springfield's Got Talent? content update. It requires Victor Kleskow to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Victor Kleskow's exclamation mark
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Alright, kids, I'm back from my court-mandated Intensity Management Training.
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You seem more relaxed. It's nice to see you focused on just enjoying the music.
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Yeah. I mean, music is the point, right? Just relax...listen to it being played...enjoy it...
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*listens to kids playing music badly*
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Okay, that's not gonna work.
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| If Victor Kleskow is owned: Task: "Make Victor Kleskow Give Music Students Tough Love". The job takes 4 hours.
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Turns out I can only enjoy music if it's played well, and it's only played well through hard work and discipline — Kleskow Style!
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I knew a kinder, gentler Kleskow was too good to last.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Victor Kleskow's exclamation mark
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You kids really fell out of practice while I was away, but I'm gonna whip you back into shape.
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Aw, man. Now I'll have to get extra inhaler refills.
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Excuse me, sir. I couldn't help but overhear, and you know, I think you're right. You need to whip these kids not just into musical shape but actual shape-shape.
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I'm listening...
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Might I suggest some actual marching?
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Hmm...like a marching band? Everyone hates those losers.
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Which makes it the perfect way to drill these losers into musical shape!
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Better double that order of refills, Milhouse.
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Already on it.
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| If Victor Kleskow is owned: Task: "Make Victor Kleskow Lead a Musical March". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Victor Kleskow's exclamation mark
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Now they're too out of breath to play well. I should have never listened to unsolicited advice from a three-star general.
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That's because they're not taking their training seriously. If these were my soldiers — uh, I mean musicians — I'd put them through an obstacle course.
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I just happen to have one that you're free to use.
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How will running an obstacle course help them play better?
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Do you have some ulterior motive?
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No.
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OK. Had to ask.
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And now that you've answered, I can proceed with your ludicrous idea.
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If Victor Kleskow is owned: Task: "Make Victor Kleskow Bark Orders at Kids". The job takes place at Daws Butler Hall and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Kids Run a Musical Obstacle Course" (x5). The jobs take place at Daws Butler Hall and take 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Victor Kleskow's exclamation mark
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Now that we've finished the obstacle course, let's play something easy. Chopin?
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*tries to play*
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*passes out*
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Well, the kids are even more tired to work on their music!
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Oh, well, maybe now you can have them do some rifle drills...
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Wait a minute! Have I just been training these kids to be soldiers for you?
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We like to begin indoctrination early now.
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Oh, heck no! I may be a strict disciplinarian, but I want my kids to make art, not war!
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If Victor Kleskow is owned: Task: "Make Victor Kleskow Lead an Artistic Revolt". The job takes place at Daws Butler Hall and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Kids Tear Down an Obstacle Course" (x5). The jobs take place at Daws Butler Hall and take 4 hours.
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Well that was disappointing. I didn't take you for a dirty hippie, Kleskow.
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Happy to disappoint you, General.
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I take it you learned a valuable lesson about pushing kids too hard, Mr. Kleskow.
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I definitely did, Lisa.
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I need to keep it up so that you all become good enough musicians that you won't be tempted to join the army.
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*sigh*
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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