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Homer! Barney! Seymour! Apu! My favorite quartet! I knew you'd still be hanging out together at the barbershop!
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What? We're not hanging out...are we?
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We just happen to be getting haircuts at the same time.
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*belches* Pure coincidence.
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Yeah, and Mother thinks she's the only one who cuts my hair — so if anyone asks: I was never here.
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Oh, well, I just assumed since the "Be Sharps" were a Barbershop Quartet and now all four of you are sitting here at a barbershop that—
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Who the heck are you? A fan of ours or something?
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*chuckles* No, it's me, Nigel! I was the "Be Sharps" manager, remember?!
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Oh yeah! You're that Austrian guy!
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*coughs* Australian. But I can be Austrian. I went on a "Sound of Music Tour" once. I even signed a Von Trapp Cover Choir.
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Sure you did...
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And now, I'm back to sign you guys for "The Be Sharps Reunion Tour"!
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Forget it, Manager-I-Don't-Really-Remember! All the Be Sharps ever gave us was fame, fortune, and a bunch of platinum records that don't work when you put them in a record player.
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And even if we did reunite, nobody wants to listen to a barbershop quartet anymore. It's so passé.
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Well, there must be something you guys would be interested in singing.
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I said "forget it!" Or at least I think I did — it was 3 or 4 taps ago...
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Well, if you change your mind, you'll get a moderate signing bonus and your own tour bus with an operational air hockey table inside.
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Well, I suppose I could mull it over...if I had a beer in my hand.
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I, too, would like to reconsider...with a beer in my hand.
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Oh, and my girlfriend will have a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.
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You're already back with Yoko?!
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She inspires me.
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If Barney is owned: Task: "Make Barney Finagle Free Drinks Out of Nigel". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or an Eatery and takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Make Homer Run Up Nigel's Bar Tab". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or an Eatery and takes 6 seconds.
If Skinner is owned: Task: "Make Skinner Try To Order a Ginger Ale". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or an Eatery and takes 6 seconds.
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Have you guys thought about singing sea shanties? Those are all the rage now!
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SOON MAY THE SPRINGFIELDIAN COME / TO STEAL OUR SUGAR, TEA AND RUM
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That's more in his wheelhouse.
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What about hard-driving rock ballads?!
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*sings* HOPIN' FOR A DRE-EAM! HOPIN'! / FOCUS LIKE A LASER BEAM / I'LL KEEP FIGHTING TILL I WANT SOMETHING GREAT
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No? Okay. Your loss.
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There must be some kind of old timey music that people are into now... Gregorian chants? Protest songs? 1950s commercial jingles?
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Nigel, why are you so desperate to try to get the Be Sharps back together?
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Yeah! Leave the past in the past!
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Well, the truth is, I lost all my money in the Metaverse, and my only skills are managing and mismanaging musical groups...
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But if you guys aren't interested, that's all right. I mean, how hard could it be to find the next big thing in little, ol' Springfield? Like Sea Captain for example...?
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My only manager's the sea — and the sea's tellin' me to "regretfully pass".
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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