| Show Business Blues
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Show Business Blues is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Springfield's Got Talent? content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After completing Springfield Idle, Pt. 5
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You guys are gonna love this tape! It's a bunch of talentless hacks humiliating themselves on stage!
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Sorry, Nigel, but I'm afraid your show's a non-starter. And it's not just because you brought us a VHS tape that we can't even watch because it's a VHS tape.
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Non-starter? What are you talking about?
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Times have changed. No one wants to see smug Hollywood Tesla-driving elites making fun of regular Ford F-150 folk anymore.
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Kindness and sincerity are the new cynicism.
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Like that'll last.
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See? That was very cynical of you. You should work on that. Anyway, good luck in all your endeavors.
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I guess I have to go back to Springfield...
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If Manager Nigel is owned: Task: "Make Nigel Fly Back To Springfield". The job takes place at Springfield Airport, Terminal, The First Class Lounge, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Pick Up Nigel From the Airport". The job takes place at Springfield Airport, Terminal, The First Class Lounge, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Thanks for picking me up from the airport, Homer.
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Anytime, former manager.
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Speaking of that, I still think a Be Sharps Reunion Tour would be a huge hit in the nostalgia musical market.
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Oh, the Be Sharps aren't getting back together...but I do have a job for you.
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You do? What is it? Because I need the money.
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Eldercare.
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Hi there, Nigel.
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You want me to babysit your dad?
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Oh, he's easy. Just nod at him every ten or so seconds.
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This drive from the airport used to be much quicker.
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*nods*
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But the longest drive I've ever driven was from Charleston to Albany. Turns out my parking brake was on the whole drive.
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*nods*
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When I got to Albany two months later, the Kodak factory was closed and I was out a job...
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*rolls out of moving car* I CAN'T DO THIS! I QUIT!
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What's that guy's problem?
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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