| Scholarly Abuse
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Scholarly Abuse is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Abe's in Toyland content update. It requires Orville to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Grampa's in town!
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You mean, he got on the wrong bus and ended up downtown instead of at Swim-er-cize?
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No, not your grampa. My grampa. Grampa Orville Simpson! Although your grampa did that.
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Wow. My great-grampa is here? Wasn't he a professional child disciplinarian?
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Yeah, but that was years ago. I'm sure he's mellowed by now.
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Homer! Get over here! You're due for a salutary whipping!
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Ahh!
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| Task: "Make Orville Surprise the Simpsons". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Orville's exclamation mark
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So, this is my great-grandson. Is his spirit properly broken into obedience yet?
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Not likely, wrinklepuss.
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You dare talk back to your elder?! Homer, inflict corporal punishment on your boy.
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My dad doesn't believe in corporal punishment.
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I don't believe in anything that requires me to get up off the couch.
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*grits teeth*
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| Task: "Make Orville Patent New Techniques". The job takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Orville's exclamation mark
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Eureka, a breakthrough in parenting!
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Are you giving up on being a strict disciplinarian?
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No, I've engineered a new move. It's a strangle, a scorn gaze, followed by a stern talk.
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That's terrible! Great-Grampa, no one believes in those methods.
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Oh really? This fellow does.
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I gots fifty-eight young'uns. Spare the rod and spoil the child-uncle.
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| Task: "Make Orville Demonstrate Proper Parenting". The job takes 4 hours.
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Sir, corporal punishment of children is not allowed in this city.
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Just let them grow up, and let us start tasing them.
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You know, I taught your father, Patrick Wiggum. Tried to beat the fatness out of him, but it never took.
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Maybe you should learn something from that.
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Never!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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