| A Father's Father's Father
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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A Father's Father's Father is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Abe's in Toyland content update. It requires Old Tut to be obtained. Pt. 3 requires Hans Moleman to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Old Tut's exclamation mark
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Be sure to use your elbows when strangling a child, or you won't get a good compression.
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I can't believe there is a Simpson who's more cruel and abusive than I am.
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Who asked your opinion, you old bag of farts?
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Cruel to an old man, too? I think I'm in love. Teach me how to be as awful as you.
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I can teach you the basics...but it's going to cost you a lot of money.
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What luck! That's exactly what I'm made of.
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Task: "Make Old Tut Teach Burns How to be Evil". The job takes place at Universal Panacea and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Burns Waste Money on Self-Help Classes". The job takes place at Universal Panacea and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Your advice wasn't worth one red cent. And where were the jokes? You said you teach with humor.
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I said I teach with hematomas: large bruises.
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How dare you try to cheat me? Smithers, release the hounds.
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Sorry, but the hounds were so impressed by Old Tut's cruelty, they joined his team.
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Time for your next lesson, Mr. Burns: how to rip a man to shreds with his own dogs.
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It literally hurts to admit, that lesson is worth the tuition fee.
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| Task: "Make Old Tut Release the Hounds". The job takes place at Universal Panacea and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Hans Moleman's exclamation mark
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Do you have the time?
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Indeed I do. I'm known for the accuracy of my pocket watch.
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*checks pocket watch* Damn it, it's not working.
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It's never stopped before. What can be going on? *taps pocket watch*
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I'm afraid time has stopped for you... permanently.
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So, no death for me if I can just fix this pocket watch?
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| Task: "Make Old Tut Tweak Pocket Watch". The job takes place at Benches and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Old Tut's exclamation mark
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Afternoon, Groundskeeper Willie. It's nice to meet a fellow Scotsman. Where are you from?
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The Highlands.
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I'm from the Lowlands! It's a fight to the death.
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*rips off shirt* With nothin' but our bare hands...
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And our tubercular lungs! Bagpipe battle! *pulls out bagpipe*
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| Task: "Make Old Tut Honor Simpsons Heritage". The job takes 12 hours.
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You know your way around a bagpipe, Willie.
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You're not half bad yourself for an old timer.
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Will you join me in a glass of whiskey and a bite of the national Scottish food: the turnip.
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Fair enough. But I warn ye, if I ever meet you in Aberdeen, I'll pull your mangy red beard out by the roots.
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For a Scotsman, that means you really like me.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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