| Putters at Dawn
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Putters at Dawn is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Fore! content update. It requires Golfing Homer to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Homer, look in the closet and see if you can find any of Maggie's pacifiers.
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She has more than one?
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I change them twice a week. What kind of parent wouldn't?
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Ummmmmmm...I better look.
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Let's see...astronaut outfit...Quetzalcoatl head...ooh, Marge!
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Did you find them?
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No, but I did find my old golf outfit!
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Look at my hat!
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Golfers wear the most ridiculous things!
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And my clubs! *takes a practice swing* Look at me Marge, I'm a hoity-toity goofball golfer! D'oh-duh-d'oh-duh-d'oh!
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Task: "Make Golfing Homer Mock Golfers". The job takes 4 hours.
If The Rich Texan is owned: Task: "Make the Rich Texan Walk Past and Get Offended". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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*bursting through the door* Making fun of the noble game of Alamo polo? Texas long ball? Waco Whack-a-doodle-doo?
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I don't know these words you're saying.
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Then know this — I challenge you to a duel! Pistols, right now!
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Not in the house! And we don't use pistols to solve our problems, especially after I just swept and mopped!
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Ahh, beggin' yer pardon, ma'am.
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All right, then. We'll do it a different way. Putters at dawn, on the mowed pasture. You'll play this longhorn in a round of honor, or it's back to the side arms!
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Again...I don't know these words you're saying.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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So, you actually showed? I had a bet with that Smithers feller whether you would.
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I'm not sure how to feel.
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Feel good! By showin' your mug, you just won me a Lone Star steak!
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Does this mean we're not dueling for honor anymore?
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Of course we are, hombre. Now you get on that tee and play like your life depends on it, because it just might!
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Task: "Make Golfing Homer Play a Round of Golf". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If The Rich Texan is owned: Task: "Make the Rich Texan Play a Much Better Round of Golf". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Well, partner...final gopher hole and you've done gone and lost.
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This golf isn't as bad as I thought.
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You're darn right it ain't! Yee-haw! *fires pistols in the air*
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Homer, how was your round of golf?
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I lost. Badly.
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But did you have a good time?
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Well...I guess...but did you hear that I lost badly?
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I know what might help cheer you up.
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Is it a whole chocolate cake?
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If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Take Homer to Go Play Minigolf". The job takes place at the Mini Golf Castle, Golf Courses, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Golfing Homer Play Minigolf". The job takes place at the Mini Golf Castle, Golf Courses, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Don't you have good memories about mini golf, Homer?
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I have a lot of sexy memories about that windmill on the 12th hole.
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Want to make some more?
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As Don Quixote says: ABSOLUTELY!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Haw haw! Look at the nerd playing mini golf!
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Oh! Hello, Nelson!
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Shut up, Martin. I was talking about that big nerd, with the outfit even you'd think was stupid.
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Oh, yes. The duffer wearing the authentic golfing tartan of St. Andrews!
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Now it's your turn. *punches Martin* Shut up, nerd!
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Hey, old dingus! Why are you playing mini golf dressed like an idiot?
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I'm being a better golfer than you, that's why.
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That's it. I'm going putt-putt on your head!
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If Nelson is owned: Task: "Make Nelson Play Minigolf". The job takes place at the Mini Golf Castle, Golf Courses, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Golfing Homer Destroy Nelson at Minigolf". The job takes 4 hours.
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What? Why? Huh? How did you even DO that?
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Who's the nerd now?
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He played the impossible perfect mini round! 18 holes in 18 putts!
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*punches Martin again* Clam it! Mr. Simpson, you're dressed like a dingus, but you can sink a ball. I bow to your putter.
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I'll take it!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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