| Caddying It All Up
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Caddying It All Up is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Fore! content update. It requires Chadlington to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Chadlington's exclamation mark
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Yo, Chadlington, I got a bone to pick with you.
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Uhh...how can I help you pick this bone?
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What makes you such a primo caddy?
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Isn't it obvious? I'm much better than you ruffians.
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Jimbo tells us you get the biggest tippers in the caddying universe, and we want your secret.
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And don't tell us its knowledge and attention to detail. 'Cause we bullies don't play that game!
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If any Bullies are owned: Task: "Make Bullies Threaten Chadlington" (x3). The job takes place at Caddyshack and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Chadlington Stammer Nervously". The job takes place at Caddyshack and takes 4 hours.
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I don't know why I'm the caddy of choice.
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You better figure it out! *raises a fist*
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I swear! I swear! I don't know, I just carry the bags and try to help out, that's it!
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I guess that'll have to do.
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Let's let the man get back to work.
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But if anything comes to mind, you let us know. Understood?
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Uh, yeah. Sure. *gulp*
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Chadlington's exclamation mark
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Good afternoon, Mr. Redfield. My name is Chadlington. I'll be your caddy today.
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Thank you. It's my first time playing the course.
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I'll do my best to guide you. The first hole is a dogleg left with two fairway bunkers about 213 yards out on the right side.
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I studied you on the driving range and your worst shots cleared 242 in the air. Bunkers should not be an issue...
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...so drive to the right as it'll give you an easy approach to the pin set at the back of the green.
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You're certainly well-informed. I'm impressed.
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If Augustus Redfield is owned: Task: "Make Augustus Redfield Take Chadlington's Advice". The job takes place at Golf Courses, Caddyshack, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Chadlington Polish Augustus' Next Club". The job takes place at Golf Courses, Caddyshack, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If any Bullies are owned: Task: "Make Bullies Spy on Chadlington From the Bushes" (x3). The job takes place at Golf Courses, Caddyshack, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Impeccable shot, sir.
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How far is it to the green?
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From here — 102 yards, sir.
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That's a pitching wedge.
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Actually I'd recommend a nine iron. The green is raked pretty heavily back to front, so you'll want to carry to the back so the roll will put you right next to the pin.
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Hmm. I'll give it a try.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Chadlington's exclamation mark
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Chadlington, this is shaping up to be the best round of my life.
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I too was impressed, sir. You had an incredible up-and-down on the 7th for eagle.
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And you got me there. You told me to ease up with the five wood and it left me that perfect second shot.
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But here I am, thirty yards wide of the fairway. What's your recommendation this time?
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Task: "Make Chadlington Estimate Distances". The job takes 4 hours.
If Augustus Redfield is owned: Task: "Make Augustus Redfield Be Thoroughly Impressed". The job takes place at Golf Courses, Caddyshack, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If any Bullies are owned: Task: "Make Bullies Not Understand What's Going On" (x3). The job takes place at Golf Courses, Caddyshack, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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There's no good angle to the green with that sycamore in the way. But I notice you tend to slice your three-iron from a bad lie.
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Why yes, I do!
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So aim a bit left, assume that slice, curve around the tree... you'll land right on the green with a bit of a long birdie putt, but a very makeable one.
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Chadlington? Your talents are wasted here on the golf course.
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*whispering* Chump-lington isn't sucking up at all. He's just talking and the guy's getting happier and happier.
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*whispering* That's because he's singlehandedly saving that lamewad's game.
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*whispering* I've seen enough. Let's go back to the clubhouse.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Chadlington's exclamation mark
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Amazing, Chadlington. You really seem to know my game. Have you caddied for me before?
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No, but I've spoken to a number of the other caddies around the clubhouse. I've found it helps me get a complete picture of a golfer.
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Well done! Now do you need any help finding my ball?
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What do you think?
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*chuckles* Of course not.
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| Task: "Make Chadlington Search for Lost Balls". The job takes 4 hours.
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I found your ball, sir. And took the liberty of marking the best drop spot for you within the rules.
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You're the best damn caddy I've ever employed. You could be making a great living on the professional tour.
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Thank you, but I'm quite happy here. Now, care for your six iron?
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I'm sure it's exactly right.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Chadlington's exclamation mark
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That's the best round of my life, all thanks to you. You've more than earned this tip, son.
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You're too generous, Mr. Redfield. I hope to caddy for you again soon.
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That tears it, Chadlington. What's your gimmick?
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Give it to us straight or we'll bury you in a sand trap.
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I've just had long days of practice. More practice. Then practice, practice, practice.
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That sounds hard. Say something easier, or else.
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Err...
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Task: "Make Chadlington Wait For His Pounding". The job takes place at Caddyshack and takes 4 hours.
If any Bullies are owned: Task: "Make Bullies Consider Their Options" (x3). The job takes place at Caddyshack and takes 4 hours.
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Practice ain't worth it and neither is he. Come on, guys.
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No bully beating?
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We're kinda disappointed too. Enjoy your spot as top caddy.
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Oh. Uh...thank you?
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Let's go to the Squidport. I'm sure there's someone we can push off the pier to make us feel whole again.
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Phew. That could have been ugly.
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And that's why I'm the best — good with clubs and distances, but also a brilliant actor.
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*winks*
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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