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Ah, Moe's Tavern...the best drink of all time was invented right here!
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The sign says "NO UNPROMPTED DECLARATIONS WHEN ENTERING" — so get lost, weirdo!
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*entering Moe's Tavern* I'm never going to Alaska again! Baseball's a second-tier sport! Funnel cake should be sold everywhere, not just amusement parks!
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Hi there, Homer! I'll get you your usual.
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Homer Simpson and Moe Szyslak — just the two people I came all this way to see!
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Moe, who is this jerk?
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Harv Bannister. Tipsy McStagger's Good Time Drinking and Eating Emporium.
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Wait, I know this jerk! You're that news anchor who fell face-first into that alligator! I thought you died!
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That wasn't me. And yes, he did die.
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Hmm, you do look vaguely familiar though... You a loan shark from Kansas City? Because I've never been there before. Never.
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I'm the guy who tried to buy the secret recipe to the Flaming Moe off of you.
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The drink that I invented, then Moe stole and renamed after himself?!
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I didn't steal nothing! I created the Flaming Moe!
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It's called the Flaming Homer and Homer invented it — and Homer is me!
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Look, I'm on the hunt to introduce the next Flaming Moe...
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Flaming Homer!
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...and I thought I could put your genius inventing heads together to create the next drinking sensation!
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What's in it for us?
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A substantial cash prize of course!
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Woo-hoo! A vague amount of money!
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I could pay that Kansas City loan shark back!
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Task: "Make Homer Insist He's the Drink-Inventing Genius". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Hell Moe's, Beer -N- Brawl, Knockers, CBGB, Jazzy Goodtime's, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Insist He Can Create a Better Drink". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Hell Moe's, Beer -N- Brawl, Knockers, CBGB, Jazzy Goodtime's, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
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Homer, I know you have strong feelings about all this "who invented what" nonsense, but if we don't work together, no one gets the prize money.
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Okay, fine. I guess we'll team up to create the greatest drink of all time...
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So...should we start by choosing what kind of glass it's served in?
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Sure, at least that'll be easy...
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How 'bout a small tumbler? You know, like the ones I used when I invented the Flaming Moe.
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I INVENTED IT!
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Flaming Moe — trademark: Moe Szyslak!
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If you had WiFi at this crappy bar, I'd log on to Disney+ right now and show you the video of me inventing it!
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Well, along with having no internet, my bar has a strict "NO BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL" policy! So, get outta here!
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I'm done with this lousy dive bar anyway!
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Oh yeah? What are you gonna do? Drown all your troubles at some other place?
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I'm going to a bar where there's good internet and people that don't steal all your ideas!
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A bar that has internet isn't a bar — it's a coffee shop with a liquor license!
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Lenny, Carl, Barney — let's go.
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Oh, you wanted us to go with you? This bar's kind of the only place where we exist.
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Yeah, I don't know where else I'd go. I don't think I have a house here...
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I thought you had a townhome?
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Maybe? It's all unclear.
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*burps*
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Well, I don't need you guys anyway! Goodbye forever!
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And stay out!
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He'll be back...right?
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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