| Lord of the Flanders
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Lord of the Flanders is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Flanders Family Reunion content update. It requires Lord Thistlewick Flanders to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Smithers! There's an interloper at my front door!
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The name is Lord Thistlewick Flanders. I make a point of visiting like-minded plutocrats when I travel, and your manor looks to be the largest in Springfield.
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I can't abide visitors. Release the hounds!
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Smithers, what on earth are the hounds doing?!
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They appear to be nuzzling Lord Thistlewick, sir.
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Your hounds are excellent judges of character. They're unwilling to attack someone of my high breeding.
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| Task: "Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Pet Burns' Hounds". The job takes place at Burns Manor or the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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I say, Monty, while I'm here, I think you and I should co-host a posh fundraising gala for my favorite charity, the Bootstrap Project.
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But my doctor says even a slight bit of fundraising could kill me. Who does this Bootstrap Project benefit, anyway?
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Why, you and I, of course. All profits split evenly between us.
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Lord Thistlewick, I like the cut of your jib.
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Task: "Make Burns Host a Posh Charity Event". The job takes place at Burns Manor or the Control Building and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Attend Posh Charity Event". The job takes place at Burns Manor or the Control Building and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lord Thistlewick Flanders' exclamation mark
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Our fundraiser was a smashing success! What say we take all the money we earned and go shopping?
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Shopping for what? Yachts, perhaps? Private jets?
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Even better: Politicians!
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| Task: "Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Bribe Quimby". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Burns Manor or the Control Building and takes 60 minutes.
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It's-ah been an honor doing business with you, Lord Thistlewick.
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Well, Monty, what do I do with him now that I've bought him?
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That's up to you. Maybe draft a tax loophole for him to pass?
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I think I'll just ask him to strut about and cluck like a chicken.
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Er-ah, Rhode Island Red or Delaware Blue Hen?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lord Thistlewick Flanders' exclamation mark
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There's nothing a gentleman like myself enjoys so much as hunting for exotic game.
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I think I'll bag one of those koalas. A marsupial is the one kind of head I don't yet have on my wall.
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I'm leaning toward that black rhinoceros. They'll be extinct soon, so the window for hunting one is running out.
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Gadzooks! I've just spotted an even better quarry: a giant panda! Tally-ho!
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| Task: "Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Load His Blunderbuss". The job takes place at Burns Manor or the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
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Uhh... I don't think you guys are allowed to hunt the animals here at the Springfield Zoo.
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This is an outrage! I demand to speak to your manager!
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I told you, Monty, we should have bought the zoo first. Quite.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lord Thistlewick Flanders' exclamation mark
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So, Lord Thistlewick, what do you think of my nuclear plant?
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I'm a coal plant man, myself. I like my workers to get visibly dirty from their labors so I know to look down my nose on them in public.
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Haven't you heard of the Industrial Revolution currently underway? Coal has no place in these modern times, you backwards dinosaur!
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Backwards dinosaur?! Sir, you've impugned my honor! I demand satisfaction. Pistols at dawn!
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Task: "Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Slap Mr. Burns With a White Glove". The job takes place at Burns Manor or the Control Building and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Prepare for the Duel". The job takes place at Burns Manor or the Control Building and takes 8 hours.
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Smithers, of course it will be you doing the actual dueling.
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And my distant relative Nedward here will stand in for me.
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Now hold on, Lord Thistlewick. I've tried to be a good host during your visit, but asking me to die for you seems... well, just a tad unreasonable.
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I'd also prefer not to die for you, sir.
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*sigh* It would seem we can still agree on one thing, Lord Thistlewick: They don't make toadies like they used to.
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Quite.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the novel Lord of the Flies by William Golding.
