| Herbs in a Hurry
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Herbs in a Hurry is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Flanders Family Reunion content update. It requires the Herbal Spinach Cart to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark
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This "high-traffic" area is the perfect place for our "herbal spinach" cart.
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So how come no one is stopping to buy?
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The best way to advertise a product is to see it in action. It's why people at sunglass kiosks are always wearing sunglasses.
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Then lets roll up some of these leaves and give the people a demonstration!
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Whoah. If we use enough of our product, we'll need to wear sunglasses, too.
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Did someone say sunglasses?
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Lucky for you, I've got a ton of used pairs for great prices!
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If Capri Flanders is owned: Task: "Make Ned's Parents Try to Rope In Customers". The job takes place at the Herbal Spinach Cart and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Ted Try to Sell Used Sunglasses". The job takes place at the Herbal Spinach Cart and takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark
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Er-ah, "herbal spinach"? Is that some sort of salad?
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Everything is some sort of everything, man. Think about it.
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That's very deep. As a politician, I prefer to think about things on a purely superficial level.
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Maybe you should open yourself up to new experiences.
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Or eh, at least new lunches. How would you recommend I prepare your spinach?
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Baked, man. Definitely baked.
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| If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Purchase "Herbal Spinach"". The job takes place at the Herbal Spinach Cart and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark
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A sales cart? Right out in the open? When you said you'd be selling your special "herbal spinach", I assumed you'd be more discreet about it.
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Why should we try to hide something that grows in Mother Earth?
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If she's growing "herbal spinach", Mother Earth is a bit loose with her morals.
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Now, would you like to try our Indica spinach or our Sativa spinach?
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...
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Are you sure I wasn't adopted?
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Task: "Make Ned Be Ashamed of His Parents". The job takes place at the Herbal Spinach Cart and takes 8 hours.
If Capri Flanders is owned: Task: "Make Ned's Parents Dig in Their Heels". The job takes place at the Herbal Spinach Cart and takes 8 hours.
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Well, if I can't talk you out of selling your devil-weed, all I ask is you don't do it in front of Rod and Todd.
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Look, Daddy! Grandpa and Grandma taught us how to roll spinach for their customers!
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We're helping! Yaaay!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark
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It's the fuzz! Scatter!
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Whoah, whoah. You can't sell that stuff in Springfield!
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Why not? It's perfectly legal in this state, you know.
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It is? What state is this again?
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One where people have been using "herbal spinach" medicinally for years, man.
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All I know is, as an officer sworn to uphold the law... I guess I should probably find out what the law is.
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Task: "Make Wiggum Consult His Law Book". The job takes place at the Herbal Spinach Cart and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Ted Flanders Hide From the Law". The job takes place at the Herbal Spinach Cart and takes 60 minutes.
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Well, there's nothing in my book that says it's illegal.
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See? We told you.
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Of course, there's nothing in my book that says its LEGAL, either...
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You know what? I'm gonna arrest you both, just to be safe.
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Unjustly run in by the fuzz... I feel like a kid again!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark
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Howdilly-doodilly, Officer. I'm here to bail out my wayward parents.
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Don't forget your handsome cousin!
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Not a chance, Flanders. As Chief of Police, I say we let 'em rot in jail.
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And as MAYOR, I say selling "herbal spinach" is not only legal in Springfield, but strongly encouraged!
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I also say, er-ah, it's like time is breathing... and all the colors of the universe are singing just for me!
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I see you tried our product!
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Task: "Make Quimby Pardon Ned's Parents". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Ted Try to Get Pardoned". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 12 hours.
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Now that we're back selling on the street, I say we celebrate our victory over "The Man" with some safe, legal "herbal spinach".
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Come on, Neddy. Join your parents, just this once.
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Well, I suppose just one leaf wouldn't hurt...
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I'm glad to hear you say that, because I slipped some into that tea you're drinking.
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Well stone me like Achan and Naboth! No wonder I'm not filled to the brim with right-didilly-ighteous anger!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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