| Canadian Flanders, Eh?
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Canadian Flanders, Eh? is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Flanders Family Reunion content update. It requires Canadian Flanders to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Canadian Flanders' exclamation mark
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This reunion has been great, Ned, but I was hopin' to get oot and see more of your exotic country, ya know?
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Exotic? You got it all wrong there, Canadian Flanders. America is as normal as creamed corn!
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It's the rest of the world that's strange and godless.
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Still, if you'd like me to take you around, I suppose I could gas up the old Flandersmobile.
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As we say in the Great White North, let's take off, eh?
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Task: "Make Canadian Flanders Plan His Sightseeing Itinerary". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Ned Gas Up His Car". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 60 minutes.
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On second thought, I'd rather just walk around town.
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I don't blame you. It's never a good idea to expand your worldview too quickly.
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I'll give you the not-so-grand tour of Springfield. You just let me know if things get too interesting.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Canadian Flanders' exclamation mark
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Oh geez, who's that husky fella in the blue uniform?
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That's a police officer. He enforces our laws.
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In Canada we call them Mounties. They patrol the territories on noble steeds and rescue ladies from being tied to train tracks.
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Um... Today I rescued a box of day-old crullers from a dumpster...
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I assume you stand for everything upright and honorable, just like a Mountie?
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Yeah... Standing upright's not really my thing. I'm not getting paid to exercise, you know.
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Task: "Make Canadian Flanders Grill Wiggum". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Wiggum Feel Inferior to The Mounties". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Canadian Flanders' exclamation mark
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I don't understand this "baseball". How are they supposed to get around the field without ice skates on?
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There's no ice on the field during baseball season, Canadian Flanders.
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Oh geez, what a crazy country!
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You have baseball in Canada!
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And where's the poutine guy? I don't like watching sports unless I'm eating fries covered in gravy.
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They don't have that here. But if you're looking for a nibble, I've got just the kibble!
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| Task: "Make Canadian Flanders Try Peanuts and Cracker Jack". The job takes place at Duff Stadium, Springfield Downs, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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This Cracker Jack is even better than poutine! Crisp peanuts and popcorn, caramel coating, and a secret toy surprise.
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I'm gonna have to ask you to zip the old lip, Canadian Flanders. This is getting dangerously close to unapproved product placement...
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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That's strange, I've never seen someone walk a tiny, antler-less moose on a leash before.
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That's a dog. Don't you have dogs in Canada?
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Nope. Just a whole lotta moose.
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Hey! That tiny puff-tailed rat moose just stole my Cracker Jack!
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That's a squirrel...
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These Canadian clichés are getting so over-the-top even I'm a little offended!
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That's impossible, Ned. We Canadians don't offend people.
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| Task: "Make Canadian Flanders Chase a Puff-Tailed Rat Moose Into its Tree". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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Where did that pile of lumber come from?
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Oh, you're welcome. I chopped down that old tree in your backyard.
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I don't wanna put you out anymore, so I figured I'd build me a log cabin to stay in the rest of my visit.
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Ya know, because I'm Canadian?
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That tree was Maude's favorite spot to relax in the shade...
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Yikes! Just got myself a pretty bad splinter dere.
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I'm about to pass out from the pain, but on the bright side, I'll get to see a real American hospital!
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Task: "Make Canadian Flanders Handle Lumber Without Work Gloves". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Ned Take Canadian Flanders to the Hospital". The job takes place at Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice, or Flanders House and takes 8 hours.
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Please, Doc, pull out the splinter. I can't stand another minute of the pain.
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I'll get right on it. But first there's the small matter of how you'll be paying for the procedure.
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Paying for medical care?!
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This country's a disaster! I'm going back home where they'll pull my splinter for free, eh?
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So long, hosers!
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I'm sorry, Doctor Hibbert. Our ways are strange to him.
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Oh, that's okay. He'll pass out from blood loss before he reaches the border. *chuckles*
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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