Corporal Punishment is a character on the Krusty the Clown Show. He is Krusty's sergeant-at-arms and deals with the crowds of children and also runs an interference with network executives, bookies, OSHA inspectors and IRA agents.[1]
History[edit]
He wanted to join the army, but due to his flat feet, he couldn't serve, so he instead became a bronco buster. He was also a bouncer and a mattress tester, before becoming on-camera security for Krusty. He once went 127 days without speaking.[1]
When a group of protesters started booing Krusty, he threatened to bring out Corporal Punishment, who then stomped onto the stage. When Krusty fakes his death, he cries at the funeral.[2]
He is a captain of his local neighborhood watch and is generally considered a loner. He likes cotton candy, walks on the beach and snuggling, despite his hard-look, and practices kickboxing, power lifting, bull riding and collects butterflies. He can crush bricks with his hands, is an expert marksmen and can also cook exquisite gelatos.[1]
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| Taps Final Update
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| Wave
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Cost
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Release
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| 3
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 70
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October 8, 2024
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| Permanent Tasks
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| Task
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Time
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Reward
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Requires
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Quest with the task
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Animated?
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| Go Skating
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10m
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 17,  5
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Simpsons' Skating Rink
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| Clean Up After Krusty
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60m
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70, 17
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Businesses Visitable
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| Overpay for Sex on the Beach
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4h
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260, 70
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Smooches on the Beach
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| Stay at the Swelldorado
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4h
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260, 70
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Swelldorado
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| Try to Win at Blackjack
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4h
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175, 45
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$ Casino
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| Drink and Babysit
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4h
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175, 45
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The Boiled Potato
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| Play With Hand Puppets
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4h
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260, 70
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Krustylu Studios
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Comedic and Unusual Punishment Pt. 2
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| Play With Hand Puppets
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4h
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175, 45
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Krustylu Studios not owned
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Comedic and Unusual Punishment Pt. 2
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| Attend Parenting Seminars
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4h
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260, 70
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Universal Panacea
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| Shop for Cider
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4h
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260, 70
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Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill
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| Obtain Anxiety Medication
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6h
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225, 55
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Springfield Medical Center
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| Dance the Señor Burns
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8h
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420, 105
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Chez Guevara
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| Try to Clown Around
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8h
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275, 70
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Comedic and Unusual Punishment Pt. 4
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| Watch Military Shows on ViewTube
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12h
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420, 100
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Brown House
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| Watch Cute Animals on ViewTube
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24h
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600, 150
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Brown House
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Appearances[edit]
References[edit]
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