  
The Imaginarium of Sgt. Sausage
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| The Imaginarium of Sgt. Sausage
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Imaginarium of Sgt. Sausage is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Hot Diggity D'oh! content update. It requires Sgt. Sausage to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Sgt. Sausage's exclamation mark
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Staff Sergeant Simpson, do we have another crucial mission in service to this incomparable country?
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We do indeed, Sergeant. I have a lot of work to take care of today and it can't wait another minute.
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Oh, and while we're at it, maybe I should go by "Captain" from now on. Or "General", whichever one's better.
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Sir, yes, sir!
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| Task: "Make Sgt. Sausage Follow Homer to "Work"". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Homie, I just got a call from Chief Wiggum.
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It seems a certain someone drove their car into City Hall and stole a replica of Jebediah Springfield's musket.
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Ah, classic Barney.
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It wasn't Barney.
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Huh. Doesn't seem like Lenny, but you never really know a person, you know?
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It was you, Homer!
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It wasn't my fault! Sgt. Sausage dared me to do it! Also, isn't this musket awesome?
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No more excuses, Homer! These imaginary friends of yours only ever get you into trouble. Either they go, or I do!
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Marge, I can't control what I imagine.
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Yes, you can!
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Fine, goodbye imaginary friends. Never come back.
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That means everyone. You, too, God.
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D'oh!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Sgt. Sausage's exclamation mark
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I can't believe it's over. Homer and I were meant to be brothers in arms until the end.
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Without Homer imagining me, I am neither sergeant nor sausage.
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What purpose do I now serve, the last, lone soldier on the breakfast buffet table of life?
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Who will remember me when the angelic busboys descend to clear away these final warming trays?
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I'll remember you, Sgt. Sausage.
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Thanks, Cain. That means a lot.
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It's been a wonderful time spent with you all these years inside Homer's mind.
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Let's not get mushy. Sausages should never get mushy.
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Task: "Make Sgt. Sausage Contemplate Existence". The job takes 4 hours.
If Stradivarius Cain is owned: Task: "Make Stradivarius Cain Get Mushy". The job takes place at Sgt. Sausage and takes 4 hours.
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What makes Homer Simpson so special anyway? I don't need him to define me.
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I am a patriot. I have nine yellow mustard hearts. I'm brave, loyal, lightly-seasoned, and surprisingly low in cholesterol!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Sgt. Sausage's exclamation mark
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Oh, God, I am nothing without Homer! I need someone, anyone, to believe in me!
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Hey, pal, you look like someone whose creative center is free from the tethers of reality. You wanna hang out?
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I knew I should have stayed away from this part of town! *runs away*
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What about you, ponytail man?
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Be gone, Army Hot Dog. My imagination is at full capacity regarding obscure comic book characters and references come to life.
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Task: "Make Sgt. Sausage Cruise for a Fix". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Rev. Lovejoy is owned: Task: "Make Lovejoy Pray the Imaginary Away". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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This is hopeless. I'll never find someone who could ever measure up to Homer.
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Who else could drink beer like Homer? Or miss the point of a joke like Homer? Or clear out a foxhole with a burp like Homer?
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Hey Mr. Army Man, is this seat taken? *belches*
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...be still my beating fillers...
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Sgt. Sausage's exclamation mark
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I gotta tell ya, Sarge, I don't think I've ever spent a better day with someone in my entire life.
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Drinking beers together along the boardwalk, passing out together on the beach, throwing up on that lifeguard. Together.
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Yeah...*sigh*
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So...you wanna come in for a night cap?
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I...better not. I think I passed my limit of imaginary beers an hour ago.
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Hmm, yeah, you're probably right. I'm supposed to call the hospital any time I beat my old high score on the breathalyzer at Moe's.
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That was actually just the handle on the Love Tester, Barney. And yes – you should call the hospital.
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Task: "Make Sgt. Sausage Take a Long Walk". The job takes 4 hours.
If Barney is owned: Task: "Make Barney Call the Hospital". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Look, Barney, we need to talk.
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I'm sorry, but...this just isn't working.
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What? No, Sarge, you can't mean that!
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I got three kegs for our forty-eight-hour-aversary. What am I supposed to do with them?
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You'll think of something, soldier. I believe in you.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Sgt. Sausage's exclamation mark
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This is it. I'm on my own for the first time ever.
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Everything I ever needed to feel whole was inside me the entire time.
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That's right, old pal. I've been in here all along.
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I'm a dream within a dream, like in that weird movie where the guy spins the top at the end and everyone pretends to understand...
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| Task: "Make Sgt. Sausage Talk to His Imaginary Friend". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the 2009 film The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.
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