  
The Prince of Sulphides
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| The Prince of Sulphides
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Prince of Sulphides is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Hot Diggity D'oh! content update. It requires Dr. Hot Dog to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Dr. Hot Dog's exclamation mark
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One coffee mug of popcorn for Lisa. One salad bowl of popcorn for me. And of course...
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Lisa, I'm so excited for this movie!
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Hmm, I've never heard of it.
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YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF "Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark"?! Who the hell raised you?! The Amish?!
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You raised me...
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Well, prepare to have your mind blown...or should I say, your face melted off.
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Is that a spoiler?
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Spoiler? No! Of course not!
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*later* I mean, come on! Isn't that the best opening sequence of any movie – ever! Name me a better opening!
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*later* I mean, you think he's about to get in this crazy sword fight and then he just shoots the guy!
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*later* Never trust a cute monkey.
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*later* You know, the evil French guy isn't all so bad. In a way, he just represents what Indiana Jones is fighting within himself.
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*snoring noises*
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Oh, you're asleep...
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Okay, I'm starting "Temple of Doom" without you.
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*later* This movie is super weird.
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Task: "Make Homer Have a Nightmare". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Dr. Hot Dog Visit Homer in His Dreams". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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*having nightmare*
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Become one of us, Homer...one of us...
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I'm a hot dog. You're a hot dog. Everyone's a hot dog...
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*waking up in a cold sweat* Ahhhh!! Hot dog!
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Dad, are you okay?
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Yes, I'm great. Where am I? What happened?
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You fell asleep on the couch, so I watched "Temple of Doom" without you.
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But then midway through you kept shouting "Hot dog! Hot dog!" over and over. It was weird.
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That's why I rushed back from my book club to check on you.
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What?! I'm fine! I have nightmares about hot dogs all the time!
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That's why I'm so concerned! Anyway, I made you an appointment with a licensed therapist. His office is at the Springfield Mall.
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Ooh, there's a great hot dog cart there!
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The website said to turn right at the food court, keep going past the utility closet, but if you hit the second utility closet, you've gone too far.
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Health coverage at the nuclear plant really is the worst...
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Dr. Hot Dog's exclamation mark
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...and sometimes in the dream I'm being chased by a hot dog, sometimes I am the hot dog, and sometimes I'm strapped down to a giant hot dog as it is slowly drawn into the heart of the sun...
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...which is also a hot dog.
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So, you see, Doc, it's no big deal. I'm sure plenty of people have consistent, chilling night terrors about hot dogs for weeks on end.
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It's not like it's affecting my everyday life, am I right?
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Mmm-hmm...
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Task: "Make Dr. Hot Dog Make Judgmental Therapy Notes". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Try Not to Think of the Dr. as a Hot Dog". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Marriage Counseling, Monroe Family Therapy Center, Walk-In Therapy Stand, Springfield General Hospital, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Well, Homer, I'm happy to report that your issue appears to be a pretty standard fixation. With proper therapy, we can fix your issue.
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Thanks, Doc. That's a load off my mind.
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Now the best thing to keep your mind off hot dogs is to fill your time with other things to distract you. Anything you need to do today?
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Marge wanted me to stop at the grocery store on the way home...
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Now, let's see. Gotta get hot dogs...hot dog buns...ketchup, mustard, relish...
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I see. I think it's best if we bump next week's session up to tomorrow.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Dr. Hot Dog's exclamation mark
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Okay, let's try something else, Homer. Can you think of any time in your life when you experienced trauma connected to the image of a hot dog?
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I dunno, Doc. Hot dog-related trauma is one of my least common traumas these days. Only two or three times a year, tops.
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Homer...how many types of trauma do you have?
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I'd count them for you, but I've only got the two hands so I can't go past eight. Oh wait, lemme take my shoes off.
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Task: "Make Dr. Hot Dog Transcribe Hot Dog Trauma Notes". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Marriage Counseling, Monroe Family Therapy Center, Walk-In Therapy Stand, Springfield General Hospital, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Count to Eight". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Marriage Counseling, Monroe Family Therapy Center, Walk-In Therapy Stand, Springfield General Hospital, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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I don't get how any of this is supposed to help me, Dr. Hot Dog. If you even are a doctor...
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I am a doctor, Homer, but my name isn't Hot Dog. It's actually Dr. Brentano. Hamburger Brentano.
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Wait — what now?
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My name. It's Dr. Hamburger Brentano.
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No, that won't work. I've been picturing you as a hot dog this whole time and it's too late to go back.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Dr. Hot Dog's exclamation mark
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Listen here, Dr. Hot Dog. We've been doing this for weeks and you haven't changed a thing about my nightmares.
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I think it's time I took matters into my own hands.
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Really? And what makes you think you're qualified?
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How hard can it be? I look up stuff on the internet all the time!
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Ah, yes, the internet...where three PhDs worth of dedicated psychiatric training hold the same weight as a misspelled Wiki summary by a guy who uses "supposably" as a word.
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| Task: "Make Dr. Hot Dog Fume Over "Words" Like "Irregardless"". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Marriage Counseling, Monroe Family Therapy Center, Walk-In Therapy Stand, Springfield General Hospital, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Heh-heh-heh, read 'em and weep, Dr. Hot Dog! All my research paid off.
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Six days and not a single night where I woke up drenched in sweat with my heart pounding in my chest.
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You're kidding me.
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Yep, all that internet surfing cut into my hot dog eating time before bed. Turns out the old saying was right...
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Twelve before bed will go right to your head. Eleven or fewer, you'll never feel newer.
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No one in the history of time has ever said that.
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Now, I'm going to go home and watch "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" with my daughter!
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Now that is a terrible movie.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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