Take From the Rich, Give to the Porpoise

Take From the Rich, Give to the Porpoise

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Tavern Trouble Required characters: Robin Hood Homer Optional characters: Mr. Burns, Arthur Fortune, Sea Captain, Lenny, Carl, Wiggum, Sexy Pirate Internal name(s): TakeFromTheRichGiveToThePorpoise ID(s): 246011 - 246015

Take From the Rich, Give to the Porpoise is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Tavern Trouble content update. It requires Robin Hood Homer to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Come on, guys! It's too early to stop the party now. I wish we had costumes too. That Robin Hood getup looks really comfortable. These tights breathe, baby. Hey, it's Mr. Burns! Oh no, Smithers! It's that Robbing Hood who robbed me at arrow-point years ago! It may just be an English hobo, sir. Hmm, I can't afford to take that chance. Task: "Make Robin Hood Homer Accidentally Scare Burns". The job takes place at The Coot Society, Jazzy Goodtime's, Moe's Tavern, Hell Moe's, Beer -N- Brawl, Knockers, CBGB, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Burns Offer Up His Money to Save His Life". The job takes place at The Coot Society, Jazzy Goodtime's, Moe's Tavern, Hell Moe's, Beer -N- Brawl, Knockers, CBGB, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. All right, you scoundrels. Here's all of my money, blood diamonds, Bitcoin flash drives, and locations to my various stolen art. Don't hurt me! Ooh, a donation! Come, my merry men. Let us call an Uber and go! Huh? *loud whisper* Let's go before he tries to take the money back. Oh, right. Uh...away with us! Should we call the police, sir? No. It's only a few million bucks. As I always say: safety is the ultimate priority. You've never once said that. Well, I guess we could see about hiring a sheriff to catch those Robbing Hoods. I wonder if that one from Nottingham is still available? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark I can't believe he just gave us all that money! Plus the Rembrandts are pretty cool. I'm going to hang this ship painting in my kitchen nook. I mean who says we should stop there? Burns can't be the only rich guy in this town scared of Robin Hood. Hey, here comes another rich guy now. I say, my good man! Pip-pip cheerio! Pip-pip! London-London! I say! Robin Hood! I thought Burns had lost his mind but here you are! I am here, aren't I? Yeah, that's what I just said. Just give me all your money. Task: "Make Robin Hood Homer "Accidentally" Rob the Rich". The job takes place at The Coot Society, Jazzy Goodtime's, Moe's Tavern, Hell Moe's, Beer -N- Brawl, Knockers, CBGB, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours. If Arthur Fortune is owned: Task: "Make Arthur Fortune Give Up His Money". The job takes place at The Coot Society, Jazzy Goodtime's, Moe's Tavern, Hell Moe's, Beer -N- Brawl, Knockers, CBGB, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours. Fine, here's all my cash, Swiss bank account numbers, and location to all my priceless stolen artworks. Man, rich people really like stealing art for some reason. What'd you say? I said, thank you, guvnah! Come, men: away! AWAY! I should really buy myself some tights. They look pretty comfortable. Plus, now that I'm penniless, I don't really need pockets. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Yar! What's all this then? What does it look like? I'm Robin Hood and these are my merry men. I think you know how this goes. Arrr, ye merry fools! Sea Captain isn't rich! I have to deliver Postmates at night just to afford rent. I thought you owned your boat? I had to sell it to Mr. Burns. Don't tell him, but I sail it around just to keep up appearances. Well, we ran out of rich guys to steal from, and then saw you... Well, I guess you could take my lucky compass. It's priceless to me, but could fetch a worthy price on eBay. Stand fast, human scum! King Snorky! *gasp* Angry dolphin! Gah! I'm not angry! I'm evil! There's a subtle difference. Task: "Make Robin Hood Homer Give Up His Booty". The job takes place at the Houseboat, Squidport Entrance, or a Visitable Home and takes 3 hours. If Sea Captain is owned: Task: "Make the Sea Captain Hit the Grog". The job takes place at the Houseboat, Squidport Entrance, or a Visitable Home and takes 3 hours. If Lenny is owned: Task: "Make Lenny Swim Back Ashore". The job takes place at the Houseboat, Squidport Entrance, or a Visitable Home and takes 3 hours. If Carl is owned: Task: "Make Carl Swim Back Ashore". The job takes place at the Houseboat, Squidport Entrance, or a Visitable Home and takes 3 hours. Thank you for your donation to the dolphin revolution. We rob from the landlubbers and give back to the creatures of the sea. Hey, that's my thing! Sort of. I'll sue you for infringement! You have a patent? *sigh* It's pending. At least you started the process. You're right. The application was a lot of work. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Chief Wiggum, we need your help! It's those merry men who've been robbing Springfield blind! Don't steal my label maker. It's special to me! What? No, we're not robbing you. Chief, we came to warn you that King Snorky is planning to invade Springfield. Snorky doesn't have the funding for that kind of operation. Well, he does now. He robbed us of all the stuff we robbed from everyone else! Well, now that he can arm his troops, we're doomed. Might as well just submit to him now. Wait, doesn't Springfield have some kind of anti-dolphin defense plan? Hmm, let me check: Anti-giant gorilla plan, anti-alien plan, anti-sentient Lard Lad statue plan... Nope, no anti-dolphin plan. Ratting me out to the authorities, I see! These clueless oafs won't be able to help you! Hey! I may be an oaf, but I'm not clueless. So go back to the ocean where you belong, fish. Fish?! Oh no you didn't! I'm sorry, I meant "porpoise"! Dolphins are not porpoises! ARRGH! Task: "Make Robin Hood Homer Get Beat Up by King Snorky". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Bastille, a Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours. If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Cower in Fear". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Bastille, a Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours. Chief, we've been over this: dolphins are mammals. Mammals? That just doesn't make any sense. How can a fish be a fish and a mammal at the same time? Is this like the birds are dinosaurs thing? Because that doesn't make any sense either. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Well boys, this is it! The final climactic battle between man and dolphin, at least until the next one. They may be twice as strong, five times smarter, and outnumber us ten to one, but like the Battle of Bannockburn, we shall prevail! Worst. Braveheart speech. Ever. Wait, this is a real battle? I've only ever used guns with blanks. Prepare for your ultimate defeat and subjugation, Springfield! Not so fast, foul varlets! Oh great, it's the community theater losers. Look, I'll give you the Robin Hood costume back after the fight. We're not here for the costume! We've come with the only weapon capable of saving Springfield: a non-dolphin-safe shrimp net! No!!! You monsters!! Task: "Make Robin Hood Homer Help Position the Shrimp Net". The job takes place at the Squidport Entrance, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Bastille, a Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 6 hours. If Sexy Pirate is owned: Task: "Make Sexy Pirate Strike a Sexy Pose". The job takes place at the Squidport Entrance, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Bastille, a Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 6 hours. You win this round, but we'll be back! Wait, "we'll be back" is my line. Not so fast, King Snorky! Aren't you forgetting something? Oh, fine. Here's all the money. I only have thirty bucks left. Kind of went on a canned anchovies shopping spree. The good anchovies from Spain can get pretty expensive. *gasp* But that was my money! That I stole from rich defenseless people! Quest reward: 200 and 20

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Tavern Trouble quests
Men of Brew Words • The Long Way Homer • Homeward Bored
Colette	A Star is Broken
Harv Bannister	Failing the Trend Test
Robin Hood Homer	Take From the Rich, Give to the Porpoise