| Live, Love and Loathe
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Live, Love and Loathe is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Love and War content update. It requires Marge Ziff to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Marge Ziff's exclamation mark
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Oh, Artie. I'm so happy I married you instead of Homer.
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Yes! Finally, a timeline where Marge marries me instead of Homer! It's only been seven years but it seems like thirty!
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*chuckles* Oh, Artie, sometimes you don't make any sense.
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What about me makes you so happy? So deliriously happy?
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Well, for starters you're an excellent provider for our children. Bartie has his own bully/butler, and Liffa can finally afford to go to a school with books.
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And you always seem to have a stool nearby whenever I want to kiss you.
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Is now a "whenever" time?
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You know it is. *kisses Artie*
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Jealous!?
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Task: "Make Marge Ziff Kiss Artie (On a Stool)". The job takes place at the Ziff-Bouvier Mansion or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Artie Ziff is owned: Task: "Make Artie Ziff Find a Stool". The job takes place at the Ziff-Bouvier Mansion or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Marge Ziff's exclamation mark
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Honey, I was thinking about stopping by Spiffany's today to pick up a little something.
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Of course. Buy anything you want. Don't forget, you're married to the wealthiest man in Springfield!
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Pish posh! Wealthiest under eighty!
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In fact, while you're there, buy the whole store! We'll rename it "Ziffany's"!
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| Task: "Make Marge Ziff Go to Spiffany's". The job takes place at Spiffany's, Vulgari Jewelry Store, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Marge? What are you doing here?
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I'm buying an anniversary present for Artie.
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An anniversary present? Oh, wait. You must be another version of Marge. Is this the "I'll Never Forgive Homer" timeline?
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You make even less sense than Artie.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Marge Ziff's exclamation mark
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While I wait for the escrow to go through on the sale of Spiffany's — I mean Ziffany's — would you like to grab lunch?
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I dunno... I'm already in enough trouble as it is for holding a mixed martial arts tournament in the dining room...
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Plus, my Marge would kill me if she found out I was having lunch with another woman.
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Although, she can't really get mad at me if I told her I was having lunch with her own self from an alternate timeline! Everyone knows that's not against the rules.
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Great! Want to go to Swanky Fish?
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I don't think I can afford that place.
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My treat!
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Woohoo! Do they have pork chops?
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Task: "Make Marge Ziff Take Homer to Swanky Fish". The job takes place at Swanky Fish, the Gilded Truffle, Luigi's, the Pimento Grove, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Go to Swanky Fish". The job takes place at Swanky Fish, the Gilded Truffle, Luigi's, the Pimento Grove, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Marge Ziff's exclamation mark
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Tell me about yourself, Alt Marge.
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Well let's see. I became a police officer...
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No way, so did regular Marge! Did you quit the force too?
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No, I became Captain. After that, I needed to do something about my fear of flying...
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Yeah, normal Marge had a fear of flying too. She beat it through psychiatry. What did you do?
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I became a pilot. But not before taking my pretzel franchise international!
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Really. Ordinary Marge's Pretzel Wagon had to close after I got it mixed up with the mafia...
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Sorry to hear that. Oh, did your Marge also become a famous painter?
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Well...it depends on your definition of famous...
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| Task: "Make Marge Ziff Continue to List Her Accolades". The job takes place at Swanky Fish, the Gilded Truffle, Luigi's, the Pimento Grove, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Marge Ziff's exclamation mark
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I'm sorry. I'm rambling, aren't I? I do that sometimes when I get nervous.
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That's okay, so does Marge Sub-One. It doesn't bother me.
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You know, you're sweeter than I remember. Is that what got your Marge through all those tough times?
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Oh, definitely.
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And you were at Spiffany's to buy her something nice to cheer her up, weren't you?
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Undoubtedly.
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Boy, you're so thoughtful. If only things between us had been different. Or the same. Or — you know what I mean...
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| Task: "Make Marge Ziff Second Guess Herself". The job takes place at Swanky Fish, the Gilded Truffle, Luigi's, the Pimento Grove, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Why were you at Spiffany's anyway?
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I was buying Marge a Valentine's Day present.
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But Valentine's Day was a while ago.
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Yeah but I forgot about it and bought tickets to a wrestling match. Then I left her at home to go with Lenny. When I got back, she threw me out.
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Hey, that gives me an idea! You two have the same brain, right? What do you think I should do to make her/you take me back?
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After hearing the way you treated her/me, I'm thoroughly convinced that I made the right choice marrying Artie all those years back! Goodbye, Homer!
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So... maybe a scarf?
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the phrase "Live, Laugh, Love."
