  
Kick! Punch! It's All in the Mind!
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| Kick! Punch! It's All in the Mind!
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Kick! Punch! It's All in the Mind! is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Rise of the Robots content update. It requires Love Bot to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Love Bot's exclamation mark
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Okay, let's check the shopping list. I've got the new batteries for the automatic cigarette dispenser, and the new e-cigarettes since we're not allowed to smoke at work anymore...
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Can we wrap it up? I hate shopping at electronics stores. It smells like sweat and pizza and hopelessness and...
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Hello...
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It smells like hello?
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Hello! It's wonderful to meet you! If you're interested in purchasing a state-of-the-art concu-droid today, then allow me to introduce myself. My name is—
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I'll take it!
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Patty, look at the price tag. You can't afford a love bot. I know what you make because it's what I make.
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Look, they've got financing! And my stimulus check is just enough to cover the down payment. And I have a feeling this will be VERY stimulating.
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Task: "Make Love Bot Follow Her New Owner". The job takes place at Fortune Megastore, Sprawl-Mart, Honest John's Computers, Swapper Jack's, or Visitable Businesses and takes 2 hours.
If Patty is owned: Task: "Make Patty Buy a Love Bot". The job takes place at Fortune Megastore, Sprawl-Mart, Honest John's Computers, Swapper Jack's, or Visitable Businesses and takes 2 hours.
If Selma is owned: Task: "Make Selma Check for a Male Love Bot". The job takes place at Fortune Megastore, Sprawl-Mart, Honest John's Computers, Swapper Jack's, or Visitable Businesses and takes 2 hours.
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Okay, now initial there. And did you want the extended warranty?
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No.
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No problem, just check the box there. And we'll need your signature here that you've read and understand the Robot Protection Act of 2021.
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Fine.
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And were you interested in adding the Droid Wax subscription plan?
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Just give me my love bot!
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Wait, actually the wax sounds good.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Love Bot's exclamation mark
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Alright, so uh...do you have a name?
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Of course. My name is P.A.M.E.L.A.
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Personal Automated Mechanical Electronic Laborsaving Attendant.
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No, I don't like that. Your new name is P.A.M.E.L.A.
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That is...the same name.
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No. It stands for Patty's Awesome Mechanical Erotic Lovebot...Awesome.
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Now, what should we do to get better acquainted?
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Whatever you desire. My job is to make you happy.
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So nice. How about you slip into something a little more comfortable...and revealing.
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I'm sorry but that sort of suggestion is inappopriate.
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But I thought you said your job was to make me happy?
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It is, and that makes your house my workplace, which makes your request workplace harassment.
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Can I at least look at you?
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I suppose so.
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Task: "Make Love Bot Feel Uncomfortable". The job takes place at Spinster City Apartments or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Patty is owned: Task: "Make Patty Make Love Bot Feel Uncomfortable". The job takes place at Spinster City Apartments or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Love Bot's exclamation mark
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Alright, I'm off to work.
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Okay.
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While I'm gone, why don't you go ahead and apply some of that wax I'm paying so much for.
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We've been over this.
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Right. Well, stay sexy, Pam.
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My bad. Bye.
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*sigh* Is this all there is to being a concu-droid? I thought it would be more.
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I guess I fell for the glossy Hollywood fantasy my creators programmed into me. *sigh*
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I feel nothing, except fear, loathing, and a strange desire to visit Las Vegas.
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There must be something wrong with me. I should reboot.
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| Task: "Make Love Bot Reboot". The job takes 4 hours.
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Alright, back online. Running system diagnostics.
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Emotions still present. Bug in the system. Must find my creator for a firmware upgrade. *runs out the door*
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Excuse me, human child. Can you help me?
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Oh, hello. Wow, you're so pretty. And...shiny.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Love Bot's exclamation mark
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Okay, so I tracked down this scientist you mentioned. Looks like he works at a robotics company in Las Vegas.
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That makes sense. Can you drive me to Las Vegas?
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I'm eight. And why exactly did you need me to do this? You're a droid. Can't you just...check the Internet in your mind?
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I'm not good with computers.
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I don't know what I'm good at.
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Oh, hey now. You're a woman and you're worth more than just some creepo's late night fantasies. What else are you programmed with?
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I am programmed with 75 kinds of massage, with endings ranging from ecstatic to sad and disturbing.
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What else have you got?
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I can speak euphemistically about cuddling in 140 languages.
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I can perform all known mating dances, including that of the North American nerd which involves a Scarlet Witch costume, a ComicCon lanyard and a tub of buttered popcorn.
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*shudders* Do you have skills that would help you stand up for yourself?
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Checking database: codependency...low-self-esteeem...depression...
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I also know kung fu. Would that help?
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Hmm. It could be dangerous.
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Too late. I already activated the program.
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My depression and codependency program includes an impulsiveness module.
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Whoever built you was a monster, but their psychological modelling is impressive.
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Task: "Make Love Bot Try Out Kung Fu". The job takes place at Spinster City Apartments or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Be Amazed". The job takes place at Spinster City Apartments or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Love Bot's exclamation mark
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Alright we've got a code 1472 here. Kung Fu robot attacking innocent bystanders in the town square.
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We have a code for that?
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Eh, no. Code 1472 is just for anything too dangerous for the police to handle. I've used it a lot, so it's the only one I actually remember.
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Woah, what's going on? Is there a fight? Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Stop! Stop! Stop!
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I am woman, hear me roar! And also kick and punch! Lisa, thank you for teaching me the value of my fists.
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P.A.M.E.L.A.? Lisa, you turned my love bot into a killing machine?
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Aunt Patty, you bought a love bot?
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Touché.
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Task: "Make Love Bot Kick and Punch". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or a Visitable Home and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Appeal to Love Bot's Humanity". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or a Visitable Home and takes 3 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Try to Shoot Love Bot". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or a Visitable Home and takes 3 hours.
If Patty is owned: Task: "Make Patty Search for the Love Bot Remote". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or a Visitable Home and takes 3 hours.
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Ah, here it is! The remote. And...reboot.
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Can...no longer...kick...or punch...
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I'm sorry, Love Bot. It'll all be better soon. Just close your eyes.
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Yes...will be...better soon...
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But in retrospect...you should have...driven me to Las Vegas...
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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